Pippi God of Longing for Life
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"It's useless to learn those things, why don't I tell you about my experience!" Yang Di was not embarrassed, and without waiting for the approval of others, he started to preach: "I was in the shopping mall a few days ago and met mine. The university teacher and his family went to the 460 shopping mall and saw that his child was very cute, so I said, come, let uncle hug! She said no! I said uncle took you to play. She still said no. I praised the teacher for her tutoring Not bad, then the teacher said, it's too much, she's eighteen!"
As a comedian, Yang Di not only has an advantage in appearance, but also has a talent for comedy. He Li was amused with laughter after this passage.
"Mr. Yang Di, did you go to college?" At this time, Zhang Xiaofei, who was Yang Di's teammate, suddenly asked weakly.
"It's too much, I am a serious graduate of the Film and Television School of Sichuan Normal University!" Yang Di's voice suddenly rose, as if his tail had been stepped on, he defended.
"Do you want everyone in your school?" At this time, Wu Xin also happily stood up to make up for it.
"Hahahaha, I always take (chdi) as the reason, the little girl doesn't let him hold him because he thinks he is ugly, hahaha!" Xie Na was naturally indispensable in the part of making up the knife.
"You bully honest people!" Yang Di grinned and smiled. He was famous for his self-deprecating spoofs. The more he was mocked, the happier he was. In this regard, he had developed a very strong heart.
Every artist has a character. Yang Di's character is that others mock him. The more people mocking him, the more attention he has.
"He Li, you have one!" After laughing for a while, returning to the theme, there was no need for He Jiong and his happy family to speak, so Jia Ling took the initiative to ask He Li.
"Then I'll also tell you something that happened to me when I traveled before. I took a bus and a very cute sister came up. As soon as she got on the bus, I saw that she was pregnant. The moment I was about to get up, that young lady held me down and said something I will never forget in my life: "Sit down, I'm just fat!" When asked by Jia Ling, He Li didn't hesitate and looked at it. Take a look at Jia Ling's figure, and then speak.
"He Li, come here, I promise not to kill you!" After He Li finished speaking, people slipped away from Jia Ling's side. When she wanted to catch He Li, He Li had already run to the edge of the stage. Jia Ling looked at her short legs, guessing that she couldn't catch He Li, so she pinched her waist and said harshly.
"How about I repeat it!" He Li said with a smile.
With Jia Ling's permission, He Li returned to the stage, but he was standing on the far left: "Let me tell you a survey, according to the survey, [-]% of the fat people who lose weight are handsome guys and beautiful women! "
Jia Ling felt that He Li should have no skin this time, so she nodded with satisfaction and agreed with He Li's statement.
"Sadly, [-]% of fat people can't lose weight!" He Li continued.
"Hey!" Jia Ling sighed, obviously He Li's words poked into her heart.
"What's even sadder is that when you try to be the one percent, it is actually the two percent!" It was still too early for Jia Ling to relax her vigilance, and was tricked by He Li again.
[Receive Jia Ling's Pippi energy +10! 】
With Jia Ling's IQ and EQ, Gait immediately understood He Li's meaning.
"Pfft!" He Jiong's reaction was also quick, and he laughed directly.
"Hahaha!" Xie Na laughed.
Yang Di understood it in seconds, covering his mouth and snickering.
In the end, they were a little confused, only Wu Xin and Haitao were left, their faces were dazed, and they didn't know what happened.
Haitao was better, Yang Di explained it to him, and then he understood. On Wu Xin's side, Zhang Xiaofei talked to her for a long time, but she was still dumbfounded and didn't turn around.
"Xiao He, I have heard many people say that children who often go out to see the world when they are young will have a much higher chance of success than other children of the same age when they grow up. When I met you, you were constantly traveling, Is your achievement today inseparable from your travel experience in the past?" At this time, He Jiong stood up and changed the subject, saving He Li all the way to Pi Jialing.
He Jiong is old and experienced. He knows that He Li and Jia Ling have a good relationship, and it's nothing to hurt each other.
But if the show is broadcast, there will be too many nitpicking people on the Internet. It's nothing to do with it.
If the time comes, if there are any rumors that He Li and Jia Ling are at odds with each other, it may be torn up again on the Internet.
Also, what He Li just said was just joking with Jia Ling, but if he couldn't stand it, he would hurt some fat people with glass hearts.
Smart He Jiong, at this time, should you change the topic directly and not discuss the topic of Fatty.
"Children who often go out to see the world are more likely to succeed because their family is richer!" He Jiong's good question, when it came to He Li's side, became a point of sale.
[Received He Jiong's Pippi energy +10! 】
"Are you a devil?" Xie Na couldn't help but gave He Li a roll of eyes, and then said.
"Do you want to kill him? Sign up with me!" He Jiong was slapped by He Li. He didn't know if he was angry or funny, but after looking at He Li, he saw the look in He Li's eyes. I don't care, I almost understand He Li's thoughts, and now He Li doesn't care about it anymore.
Under He Jiong's call, the field suddenly turned into a 1V8. The final outcome, of course, was that He Li was jokingly beaten a few times by everyone, even if it was over! .
Chapter 710: Sorry to bother you!
The recording of Kuaiben went very smoothly. The two sides were divided into two teams, the happy team and the happy team.
The Happy Team is naturally the five members of the Happy Family, and the Happy Team is the three Jia Ling and He Li of the Happy Club.
He Li himself tops two people, there is no problem at all.
In the game, there are winners and losers. Today, He Li, there is basically no desire to win or lose in this variety show, it is just playing.
Only a fool would pay special attention to the outcome on a variety show. If he wins, he won't win the house or land, and if he loses, he won't lose a piece of meat.
Slowly, the recording of this fast book came to an end, and nine people sat and chatted together.
"I watched the tidbits of the Happy Club before. The blind date between Xiao He and Jia Ling has been very popular on the Internet recently. Have you seen it?" During the chat, Wei Jia suddenly remembered something, and then said.
"I saw it too!" Xie Na was the first to raise his hand.
"I've seen it!" Soon, the other three members of the happy family also said they had seen it.
"Why don't we have another one?" Xie Na was also eager to try, staring at He Li, as if he wanted to challenge He Li.
"Sister, I'll come with you!" However, at this time, the corner of Yang Di's mouth rose, obviously thinking of a good stalk and preparing to show it.
"Come, come!" Xie Na was also dictatorial and dissatisfied, and shifted the gaze that was originally locked on He Li to Yang Di.
"I'll come first!" Yang Di and Xie Na didn't need anyone else to arrange it, and they started acting on their own. They were also two actors.
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