Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　This is serious nonsense!

　　But why are we so happy to hear it!

　　Huang Leiyi (Zhao Leihao) patted the table and said, "It's too fun to say, Peng Peng, go get the wine, let's drink some!"

　　He Jiong glared at him and said, "Old Huang! National athletes don't drink alcohol, don't mess around!"

　　I forgot about this, but Huang Lei had no choice but to pick up his water glass and get bored.

　　In the giggling, He Li made a few more jokes.

　　He wants to let Dajian and Tianyu know that everyone understands your hard work and helplessness. Of course it is wrong to scold people, but I will help you!

　　Wu Dajing and Han Tianyu were very moved and raised their glasses and dried the water in the glasses.

　　Thank you, you understand us!

　　And the few jokes He Li talked about were quickly spread on the Internet, and were transferred to the Kimchi country's Internet by netizens who were not afraid of trouble.

　　(Pharaoh said weakly, why don't we vote for the monthly ticket first, and keep it for the next month's Pippi God? Hehe...).

Chapter 118: You also brought home visits? (6 more)

　　Dear audience friends, hello everyone, what people and nature bring to you today is the mushroom house.

　　Mushroom House, a magical plant that will grow paralyzed humans on a sunny afternoon.

　　Humans bathed in the sun and sighed salted fish.

　　Under the control of photosynthesis, it restores its own physical strength.

　　Unless there is an external force, humans will be paralyzed for an entire afternoon.

　　"Ah, it's really satisfying." He Li sighed.

　　Under the current pergola, there are neat rows of chairs, and everyone is paralyzed on it, emptying themselves with their eyes closed.

　　Huang Lei asked, "Is there anything we haven't done yet?"

　　He Jiong thought for a while and said, "I haven't finished planting the rice. What you said last time said that the dried salted fish and bacon have not been done, and—"

　　"Stop, stop." Huang Lei interrupted, "Anyway, we have money, so don't panic."

　　He Li said: "My opponent, I have food in my hand, so I don't panic. Last time I sold bread to Director Wang, how much did it cost?"

　　Huang Lei replied: "One thousand and five, I think it's cheap now."

　　Day yo!

　　Wang Yuzheng is really gnashing his teeth, is this still cheap?

　　Where can you sell bread at this price, if you say it, I will stop being a director and learn how to make bread!

　　Then the next sentence dispelled his anger, leaving only panic.

　　He Li said: "It doesn't matter, I have prepared a 940 thing for Director Wang, and I can take it out tomorrow. I really hope to be appreciated by Director Wang~"

　　I applaud you big head!

　　Wang Yuzheng lowered his head and began to think about how to guard against He Li tomorrow.

　　Plan A…

　　Plan B…

　　Wu Dajing and Han Tianyu couldn't understand what they were saying, and looked confused.

　　So He Jiong gave them a good science of things.

　　Han Tianyu sighed: "Hey, if we knew brother He Li was so powerful, could we hit him on the muzzle!"

　　"Information and intelligence are very important. Next time, we must make plans and act later." Wu Dajing also said.

　　Huang Lei said: "But we can't be like this all the time in the afternoon, we have to think of something to do."

　　He Jiong asked, "How about we form a team to go shopping in the village?"

　　Speaking of which, He Li came to his senses and said, "Yes! Let's go and see Xiong Xiaohai. I haven't seen him for several days. I miss him!"

　　The audience is peeing, do you want Xiong Xiaohai?

　　Do you believe it when you say it?

　　"Wan Duzi, I feel that Xiong Xiaohai's Good Friday is coming again today."

　　"He Li is afraid of becoming the shadow of Xiong Xiaohai's childhood, right?"

　　"Brother He Li in the sun is really good-looking, this baby feels like he can still save a wave in the face value group!"

　　"Fuck! There are still the remnants of Yan Zhiquan now?"

　　He Jiong didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "You still want to see Xiong Xiaohai? I don't think he wants to see you very much, right?"

　　Huang Lei smiled and said, "Jongjiong can completely remove the word 'maybe'."

　　He Li shook his head and said: "That's not what I said, so if we cut the grass without eradicating the roots, bear children will happen again. We must fundamentally change Comrade Xiaohai's outlook on life, values, and worldview. Let him be a useful person to society, People who are beneficial to the country and people who promote the development of the world!"

　　Crowd: ...

　　Actually, you are not a student of the Magic Capital Academy of Drama, are you?

　　Are you a top student in the political department of a party school?

　　He Li snorted coldly, little boy?

　　It doesn't exist, you bear whatever you want, I'll make you a worm!

　　Unable to resist He Li's repeated requests, and everyone's great curiosity about Comrade Xiong Xiaohai's current living environment, in a word, the pedestrians set off in a mighty manner.

　　Quan Dang took a walk after dinner, the air in the city is not as good as that in the village.

　　He Li took the lead, and after inquiring twice, he knew the way.

　　After walking for less than half an hour, everyone arrived at their destination.

　　(bidf) walked up and knocked on the door, it was lunch break time, luckily, the door opened.

　　Sister Liu saw He Li at a glance, and said happily, "Oh, it's you, boy!"

　　He Li pretended to bow and sang a fat man: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate, Sister Liu, I'm here to visit Wenquxing."

　　Sister Liu said: "Come in, come in, come in, and the gentlemen behind, please, the people in the countryside are stupid, I don't know how to say it, don't take it offense!"

　　The others held back their laughter, looked at He Li and fooled people, and all said it didn't matter.

　　They made up their minds not to speak anyway, and just watched He Li's performance.

　　After entering the room, everyone sat down in the living room.

　　This village is good for this, the house is big enough and spacious enough, it is trivial to sit for a dozen people.

　　Sister Liu was about to pour tea, but He Li stopped him and said, "Don't be so polite. I came here mainly to see how Wen Quxing is doing. Sister, can you tell me about it?"

　　"no problem!"

　　Sister Liu took advantage of the situation to sit down. She is not such a diligent person herself, so it just doesn't take much trouble. After all, pouring tea for so many people takes a lot of time.

　　"After we came back that day, we discussed it with the child's father and followed your strategy to keep Xiaohai away from water and electricity, and get closer to Mu." Sister Liu replied.

　　In fact, she didn't say something. Originally, what she discussed with her husband was to try it first, and watch the child for a few days as required to see if it worked.

　　The words that attracted her the most at that time were the words that she was admitted to the best school and became the champion.

　　That's the most important point.

　　He Li asked, "How does that work?"

　　Sister Liu clapped her hands and said, "On Friday, their school held a class quiz, and Xiaohai advanced ten places!"

　　He Li asked again, "How many classmates are Wenquxing's classmates?"

　　Sister Liu replied: "There are fifty-three people in total, and he got forty-three this time!"

　　I rub it, your son was the last one before?

　　He Li is fascinated, how bearable is this, from the bottom to ten, making the parents happy like this?

　　No, this child is still waiting for the guiding light!

　　He Li's face became serious, and he said, "It shouldn't be like this. Wen Quxing will be more powerful and stable than others with a little hard work. How can it be forty-three? This is so strange!"

　　This fellow is putting eye drops on Big Sister Liu, and tightening the tension for them to prevent her from getting hot for three minutes.

　　I have to say that He Li is still very accurate in seeing people. This Sister Liu is really ready to relax her management.

　　"Ah? Is there a problem? Where is the problem?"

　　He Li thought for a while and said, "So, is Tianxing at home?"

　　"exist."

　　"Excuse me, bring Wen Quxing along with his homework."

　　"Good."

　　When Xiong Xiaohai was forcibly pulled over by his mother, everyone was stunned.

　　Are you the devil?

　　Did you even take a home visit? !

　　Teachers are not as responsible as you! .

Chapter 119: Tear it off and make it for him! (1 more)

　　(If you don't believe me, Lao Wang wrote this chapter in an Internet cafe, Nima's computer blew up...)

　　Are you finished?

　　Is it over? !

　　I have nothing to worry about with you, yet you still ~ hunt me down!

　　Xiong Yihai was resisting all over. That's right, he wouldn't admit that his name was Xiong Xiaohai. This kind of name sounded completely malicious, right?!

　　"Mom, I don't want to see him, I hate him!"

　　Xiong Xiaohai kept tossing in her hands, trying to break free. His sixth sense told him that there must be no good thing to meet this person!