Pippi God of Longing for Life
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Going home today, it's the Dragon Boat Festival, and I've been shaking in the car all afternoon to 9 o'clock...
6 There will be more…
Well, before dawn...).
Chapter 127: An Unforgettable Vengeance! ! (3 more)
He Li asked: "Also, why do you say it again? I said who is this little comrade of you?"
Tong Liya said with a smile: "Of course I'm from your side, just to be fair-"
He Li interrupted him and shouted to Huang Lei: "Brother Lei, what are the lines in TV series that usually say that you have been bought?"
Huang Lei thought for a while and said, "I'll be fair."
He Li spread his hands: "Look, stop talking."
Pissed off!
Tong Liya jumped and said, "I didn't mean it that way! Director Wang just asked me to tell you something yesterday, thinking—"
He Li shouted again: "Brother Lei, in the Anti-Japanese War movie, what lines do the traitors usually say when they say they have been bribed?"
Huang Lei thought for a while and said, "The Imperial Army asked me to give you a message!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!"
Tong Liya ran away...
The audience was drunk with laughter. Those who were touched by He Li yesterday suddenly felt very tired.
"Last night, who said that these two people are actually hidden masters of seducing girls? Stand up and I won't kill you."
"He Li: It's so dangerous, I almost might say goodbye to being single!"
"Pfft, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, these two lines sum up too well!"
"Looking at it this way, He Li is really alert (hands funny)"
He Jiong patted him and said helplessly: "I said you kid, I thought you were mature last night, but you matured overnight."
Liu Guoliang said: "Xiao He, you can't do this, how can you beg a daughter-in-law?"
He Li said disdainfully, "Only a sissy likes women, a real man is a real man!"
Crowd: ? ? ?
Shut up!
The current mushroom house has a very strange atmosphere.
The young man was in full swing, and the three middle-aged and elderly people drank tea and looked like they were watching a good show with a smile.
A girl with only one seedling, staring at He Li deadly.
And all the staff of the program group are facing the enemy.
This is the third time Wang Yuzheng has gone to seek peace, and he has already violated his original intention of not interfering in the show.
"Little He, what are you planning to do? My brother did something wrong before, can we discuss it? It's all our own, and we can't do it, right.々?"
He Li shouted: "It is forbidden to speak, and four hollow bricks are required."
"Well, I'll move it for you right away!"
"By the way, Director Wang, what did you just say?"
Wang Yuzheng's temple jumped and said, "Send peace."
He Li was stunned for a moment, and said, "Show me the question. Summing is the most basic math question, and you don't know how? Please read more books!"
Wang Yuzheng's temples beat more violently, and said, "I mean, let's shake hands and make peace."
He Li sneered: "Do you think I'm like the protagonist of the TV series?"
"What? No, not like."
"That's it! Except the protagonist of the Shabi TV series will be soft-hearted when the villain begs for mercy, who will in reality?"
You are the villain!
Your whole family are villains!
He Li patted him on the shoulder and sighed: "Comrade Wang, being a man is really good, but there is no need to show it to others."
Wang Yuzheng said: "Are you sure!"
He Li's mouth twitched: "Since you sold me over and over again, we have already had a bloody feud between us!"
under the pergola.
He Jiong complained: "Okay, these two are still acting."
Huang Lei said with a smile: "Xiao He's acting skills are good, his feelings are in place, and his voice is strong. He is a good seedling."
Tong Liya hummed: "I don't know what the mysterious plan is going to do. It'll be funny if you can't fix Director Wang by then."
He Jiong shook his head and said, "Yaya, you still know too little about him. This possibility is like a broken egg and a duck."
While everyone was chatting, watching dramas and complaining, the young man finally stopped his work.
In fact, it doesn't do anything, it's just a simple stove.
It's just that this stove is pressed next to the program group - facing all the staff and their houses.
He Li asked, "Dahua, is there a powerful fan in our tool room?"
Dahua thought for a while and said, "It seems there is. Do you want that? It's heavy, and it's not hot right now."
He Li smiled and said, "It's not for us, it's for them, move out, I'm going to start working."
Dahua went to move the electric fan, and He Li went to the kitchen to get oil.
Everything is ready.
He Li asked, "Director Wang, I'll give you one last chance... Forget it, after preparing for so long, I won't give you another chance."
Wang Yuzheng is fascinated, what kind of pee are you?
Do you want to touch your opponent's little Gigi before a fight?
Peng Peng started a fire, and He Li poured the oil into the pot and waited for it to boil.
At this time, everyone gathered around, Huang Lei was already very curious, and asked: "." Is this something ready to be fried? "
Liu Guoliang said: "It seems so, otherwise such a pot of oil would not be used."
He Jiong suddenly said, "Fried Wang Yuzheng?!"
Tong Liya laughed and said, "Mr. He, your brain is too big."
He Li never said a word, but only laughed at Lao Wang from time to time.
All the staff became nervous and stood back subconsciously.
The audience was speechless, hey, don't back down, hey!If you retreat, we can't see what He Li is going to bomb, why are you so timid?
He Li looked at the oil pan and went to get the jar.
Deng.
With a slight noise, the lid of the jar was finally lifted.
There is a thing called canned herring. In a previous life, He Li was fortunate enough to meet a friend who was dying and opened it in front of him.
The smell made him have nightmares for three days.
And now, what's coming out of this jar is actually comparable!
It's just that its diffusion is not as strong as that of canned herring, and you have to get very close to smell it.
Even He Li's face felt uncomfortable for a moment, and he quickly said: "Dahua! Turn on the fan! Hurry up!"
Seeing that Tong Liya was still about to look over, He Li pinched her nose and said, "Trust me, stay away and you won't regret it."
Tong Liya blushed, patted his hand, and whispered, "rogue..."
He Li rolled his eyes, but you scold me for your own good?
That's up to you.
Others were also curious about what was in the jar, but before they could get closer, He Li picked up his chopsticks and spoke.
"Director Wang, please be mentally, no, physically prepared."
After saying that, I picked up a piece and quickly threw it into the frying pan.
As soon as the oil is cooked, the smell explodes.
After Wang Yuzheng took a sip, there was a terrifying cry from the courtyard.
"He Li!!!"
"You are actually blowing shit!!!".
Chapter 128: Kneel! (4 more)
Confirmed eyes.
The one who wants me to die!
Wang Yuzheng's three views that he had lived for for decades suddenly shattered at this moment. He never thought that someone would fight like this, and he could blow shit out of revenge!
To be fair, our hatred is really not that big. Is it necessary for you to do this?
Injuring the enemy one thousand and self-defeating eight hundred, ah you!
Your conscience will not hurt you!
"vomit!!"
The staff are shaking, and when the wind blows from the big electric fan, I want to ask you something.
Have you ever felt hopeless?
In addition to the staff at the downwind, the most direct impact of this is the audience.
Because none of the lenses were not shaking, even the staff who had been on the post to switch the lenses had their fingers stiff, and they were shivering and didn't press it down.
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