Pippi God of Longing for Life
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"So I choose Yaya."
(Today's spirit is very poor, and my brain is buzzing. It is the first time I am not sure if I can turn in 6 shifts...).
Chapter 134: Calling Master, Big Brother! (4 more)
Does this still work? !
"At this moment, I just want to scream 666!"
"He Li: We first praised Yueyue Turin on the surface, but in fact everyone knows that I will choose Yaya!"
"Everyone: No~ I'm sorry I don't know!"
"The Embankment Party kicked over the plate of dog food and said - Knock you!"
"He Li and Yaya, I inexplicably feel that they are also quite compatible..."
Tong Liya was caught off guard. Although she was not angry just now, she was definitely not happy.Unexpectedly, the sudden turn of events made her almost bit her lip!
He subconsciously looked at the people around him, his eyes a little complicated.
He Xinli was also helpless, but the other two girls were really unfamiliar, and when they said hello, it was obvious that Peng Peng and Shen Yue knew each other, so who should I choose?
At this time, the tasks on the virtual screen began to jump.
That stupid seventh mission progress jumped from (1/3) to (2/3).
He Li was stunned, this situation is most likely...
Tong Liya?
Pete said in his heart, "Congratulations, sir, it's a no-brainer!"
Are you such a jerk?
Wherever you have to interject!
He Li was really at a loss for a while. He didn't know what he had done, so Tong Liya felt more than a friend for him.
Therefore, the reason why the straight man of steel is easy to be single is that sometimes the opportunity comes and you can't grasp it at all.
If a girl is willing to go crazy with you, she doesn't feel embarrassed to get along with you, and is willing to talk to you, even if you often talk to her without really getting angry.
Do you want to reflect on the B number in your heart?
He Jiong's eyes widened in surprise, and he said: "I can't see it, this stinky boy can always have some genius."
Huang Lei also agreed: "It was a mistake to jump over the pit."
In the final task selection, He Li chose the one with the ingredients first, after all, it was only two dishes.
Even if He Jiong finally added that he couldn't spend money, he didn't panic at all.
"Okay kids, let's go when you're ready, go early and come back early."
From the beginning, Tong Liya has not spoken, she seems to be a little bit empty, and the atmosphere between the two is a bit weird.
Originally, He Li didn't have much to say, and he himself needed time to think about how this friend's standards were met.
But now it seems I have to speak up...
He Li couldn't help but said, "Student Tong Liya, Tian is in front of you, do you still want to leave?"
"Ah... what?"
Tong Liya got out of the empty state, blushed, and said stubbornly: "I saw it, you don't need to say it!"
She finally felt that her heart seemed to have changed. From the time she saw him last night, something started to break free from the reins.
Da da da noise made her very confused.
He Li said again: "Then have you seen that lump of cow dung under your feet?"
"where!!"
Tong Liya was shocked and almost didn't jump up.
As a result, I searched for a long time, where did the cow dung come from, and the road was clean!
"What! Leave!!"
Tong Liya started directly, and pinched the soft flesh around his waist.
He Li sucked in a breath of cold air: "You're going to die, you're going to die! Let go, let go, let go!"
"Is it fun to lie to me?"
"Didn't I just want you to cheer up, you've been empty all the way!"
"Humph! I'm too lazy to tell you, go and find a way to complete the task."
He Li rubbed his waist, quickly took two steps away, and said, "The food matter is easy to solve. You can eat anywhere in the mountains, rivers, fields, and fields."
You can eat rapeseed flowers, but you are afraid that you won't be able to find two bowls of vegetables in the countryside?
It doesn't exist.
Tong Liya asked, "then what are you looking for?"
He Li thought for a while and said, "Look at Snake Soup?"
De Ge, who was following behind them, shook his legs and broke out in cold sweat.
Nima, is this going to catch a snake?
Don't play with me, boss, it's very dangerous!
What if I run away if something happens to you?Or run?Or run?
Tong Liya shook her head and said, "I won't go! What if I get bitten, then we will have a live broadcast accident."
The two walked while discussing, passing households by households.
A group of children appeared in front, walking side by side on the road.
He Li glanced at it, and found that it was a little familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere. Before he could remember, the leading child came over.
I glanced at him first, and a surprised expression instantly filled the small face.
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The little boy shouted, "Master!"
Then he said to the group of children behind him, "You are not allowed to call him Master, but I am your eldest brother, so you can call him eldest brother!"
The group of children were actually obedient, and shouted neatly: "Master, brother!"
He Li's face twitched and he stopped.
What's up with this Nima?
Although the novels I read in my previous life also had scenes where the protagonist was walking on the road and being bowed down to, but it wasn't a bunch of little kids who didn't grow any hair!
This is too out of line!
Tong Liya and De Ge were also stunned, what kind of play is this?
He Li asked with a black line: "Little brother, who dare to ask you?"
......................................
The little boy didn't quite understand this kind of words, but Lian Mengdai guessed and replied, "Master, we saw it there yesterday!"
After gesturing in the direction of the entrance of the village, combined with yesterday's memory, He Li finally remembered who this unfortunate child was.
Isn't this the crying little boy who pointed out the trick 'monkey fishing for the moon' when he entered the village?
Is it called Monkey Fishing the Moon?
Forget it, it's a random name anyway, it doesn't matter.
He Li dryly smiled and said, "I remembered, but this is you?"
What if they were chased and beaten at school because of the woman who robbed the eldest brother?
Why did you become a big brother today?
Is your style changing too fast?
It's okay not to say this, but the little boy is excited: "Master, the dragon you taught me to go out to sea is too powerful! They were beaten and cried by me! So I'll be the big brother!"
To be fair, do you really use the word 'hitting crying' correctly?
Tong Liya said strangely: "Shenlong goes to sea, eldest brother, master? What are these, why can't I understand?"
He Li hurriedly said: "It's nothing! It's all unimportant things!"
Unexpectedly, just after he finished speaking, the little boy said solemnly: "Very important master!"
"Why didn't you call me Master?" He Li was helpless.
The little boy said seriously: "Master is the one who teaches martial arts on TV, so you are my master!"
Tong Liya said, "Martial arts? He Li, are you really not going to tell me what happened?".
Chapter 135: The Heart Is Trapped in Love (1 more)
Some viewers who watched the live broadcast yesterday morning had to laugh and pee, especially when these little brats shouted 'Master, Big Brother'.
The sense of joy and absurdity that came over me.
"Congratulations to He Lixi for taking up the post of eldest brother, and you will be free to roam the rivers and lakes in the future!"
"If you pick up your pants, you can pick up a big brother from the school. Isn't this a bit out of the Basic Law?"
"Think about it, is it really okay to take off your pants?"
"Damn it, it's really okay to say that, what can a primary school student do, just rip off his pants and lose his combat effectiveness!"
"Clam clam clam, magic: except your weapon!"
He Li is embarrassed, how do you want me to answer this?
Yesterday was just a whim, and there is still a follow-up copy?
Fuck your ass!
"This... shall I go back and tell you?"
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