Pirate: I, Zhang San, the captain of the Sky-Exploding Pirates

After coming out of Smuji's room, Zhang San came to BigMom's room.

Zhang San was Smuji's appearance at this time, wearing Smuji's jumpsuit.

It's awkward to walk.

The point is, the crotch.

Panic.

After wearing it for a while, I couldn't stand it.

I don't know if Smuji wears it like this every day, isn't it uncomfortable?

Or maybe she just likes it.

At this time, Bigmom was also asleep.

Zhang San tiptoed.

Carrying Van der Dyken IX, he came to Bigmom's bed.

Released Van der Dyken IX from the urea bag.

Looking at the sleeping bigmom, Zhang Sangang wanted to do something.

At this moment, Zhang San's stomach rolled for a while.

Surging.

Damn,

it's not

going to be...

"Dog system, you tell me, this mimics fructose, does it have side effects?"

System: [Don't worry about these details.] Zhang

San: "???"

is so special, pulling his crotch at a critical moment, or in the Four Emperors bigmom room.

It's going to cost you a lot of money.

The situation was urgent, and Zhang San did not talk to the system.

Solving the problem at hand is the right way to go.

So here's the problem.

Is this a fart, or... Flying?

Zhang San couldn't hold back any longer.

Whether it's fart, or Xiang.

Take off your pants first.

Take off your pants and fart, it doesn't matter.

Isn't there an old saying: when you have a tummy, don't believe any fart.

When an avalanche occurs, every snowflake is... Brave the world.

In the same way, when it is sparse...

Damn,

how do you take off this jumpsuit?

Engage in a long time....

No more.

It's too late.

The mountain people have their own tricks.

Since the jumpsuit can't be taken off.

Zhang San can only...

Pull with your hand to pull the back part of the jumpsuit and open up a certain space.

Perfect.

When Zhang Sanxiang was solving it on the spot, he thought of a very serious problem.

At this fatal juncture, it doesn't matter if the person who comes is a fart or a Xiang.

In case of a sound, it will definitely wake up Bigmom.

The sound must be controlled.

Muffling farts is a must.

To be on the safe side, he also picked up the urea bag on the side.

Put it on the back of the buttocks.

Control the rhythm.

biu......

A melodious sound, even with a transposition and pitch shift, came out.

That's called a long.

It's a bit like suona blowing blind...

The original shriveled urea bag was full of bulges.

Zhang San breathed a sigh of relief.

There's only one truth: it's a piece of.

At this moment, a voice rang out.

"What do you want to do to your mother?" Zhang

San looked up and saw that a white cloud was staring at him.

Zeus?

This is Zeus, the guardian of BigMom.

Shh

Zeus: "???"

looked at each other.

Zhang San's mind was tumbling violently.

What to do?

What to do?

If Bigmom is woken up, the original plan will fail.

A small life is not guaranteed, but a big thing.

At this moment, Zhang San had an idea.

Isn't this Zeus a foodie?

He likes to eat thunderclouds.

Pick up the urea bag in your hand, it's full of your own fart just now.

Cover your pockets.

Secretly used the thunder fruit, and added thunder and lightning to the urea bag.

Isn't this man-made thundercloud just produced?

"Shhhh Zeus, there is something delicious in this bag. Zeus

: "???

" "Really?"

Zhang San: "Of course it's true." Come here.

Zeus, with a look of anticipation, approached the urea bag.

Zhang San opened the bag.

Zeus took a deep breath: "Hmm... It's so fragrant..."

Zhang San: "???"

Damn!

Is it such a heavy taste

? Could it be, as long as it's a thundercloud, you like it?

At this time, Zeus had already got into the urea bag and gulped down the "thundercloud."

Zhang San saw the right time.

The little hand shook.

Pinch the mouth of the urea bag.

Hey, hey, hey...

That's a bonus.

It's a good idea.

Then.

Zhang San acted according to the plan.

Rip off Van der Dyken IX's gloves.

Hold his hand.

Towards bigmom's big ass.

Bang Bang Bang ...

A few hard hits.

His face was full of relief.

"I'm only going to get you here, young man. Come on, wow!

" Bigmom in his sleep: "Momo... momo...... How dare you sneak up on me...",

he grabbed Zhang San's arm with one hand.

In an instant, Zhang San was sucked by Bigmom for 3 years.

Finished.

Bigmom woke up.

These are the Four Emperors.

Zhang San hurriedly broke free.

The next moment, Zhang San saw that BigMom began to snore again.

Zhang San: "???"

is worthy of the Four Emperors.

In my dreams, I can suck up three years of my life?

If I do wake up, then I won't be finished.

Hurry up!

Zhang San hurriedly and cautiously put the gloves on Van der Dyken IX.

Carry it on your shoulders.

Bring a urea bag with Zeus in it.

Anti-opening air door.

Zhang San heard Mitheus's voice.

Another guardian of BigMom.

"Who, want to assassinate my mother?"

Before Mitheus could see Zhang San's appearance clearly, Zhang San immediately made a decision and ran into the air gate.

Sent Van der Dyken IX back to Mermaid Island.

Throw it back on his bed.

After the incident, the clothes are gone, and the merit and fame are hidden.

The next day.

Vanderdyken IX awoke.

Touched the bulging head: "???"

Could it be that I slept too intensely last night?

The first thing I do when I wake up, of course, is to convey my love to Princess Shirahoshi.

He immediately picked up the pen and paper, and the earthy love words came easily.

"Honey, are you tired, aren't you tired, but you've been running around in my head all day.

"I have malice towards the world, and I have love for you.

"I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit your chest.

"It's a hassle to like you, but I just like to get into trouble. "

......

There are many ramblings.

Finally, don't forget to sign: "Van der Dyken IX, who loves you deeply." "

After that.

Picked a few satisfying axes.

Attach a piece of paper full of love words to the axe.

Then.

With a staggering gesture, he removed the glove from his right hand.

Pick up the axe.

Brush brush brush.

Thrown into the sky.

......

Cake Island.

Last night, because of Zhang San's intrusion, the entire Wanguo Island was in chaos.

"I heard that someone broke into Mom's room last night and attempted to assassinate

her?" "Really

?" "Is Mom dead?" "

No, it's good that Zeus and Mitheus found out early." "

Oh... That's a shame..."

"Hey, what are you talking about?Are you sad Mommy?"No

... I didn't mean that!

" "Did the assassin catch it?"

"No, let him escape." He also took his mother's Zeus away. "

What? "Mother's Zeus was captured

?" "Isn't that mother angry?"

"Maybe." But my mother hasn't gotten up yet. She didn't know all this yet.

"When my mother wakes up and finds that Zeus is gone, she will definitely lose her temper. When the time comes, it's unimaginable..."

In the heated discussion of everyone, Smuji's face was heavy.

Yesterday, Zhang San broke into his room, turned into his own appearance, and wore his own clothes.

It's obvious.

The one who attacked his mother was this Zhang San.

Smuge: "Did anyone see the Assassin?"

Charlotte Bray: "Listen to Mitheus, only to see a man carrying a bag." I didn't see the man's body shape or appearance.

After hearing this, Smuji secretly breathed a sigh of relief.