Pirate: I, Zhang San, the captain of the Sky-Exploding Pirates

In the grove on the outskirts of the naval training base.

Zhang San is charcoal-roasting whole sheep.

A few navy members in the same dormitory, smelling the smell, touched it.

Each also held two bottles of wine in their hands.

"Brother Shan, roast whole sheep, you're too boring. Roast the whole sheep and don't call us. We brought wine.

Zhang San: "Come on, come on, come together." I'm worried about running out of wine! You've come just in time. I'll sprinkle some cumin, and I'll be fine in no time. Several

people gathered around the charcoal fire and formed a group.

It's finally time to open the meat.

The food in the cafeteria is barely a meal.

Suddenly.

Zhang San pointed to a person and shouted.

The man was stunned by Zhang San's voice

: "What's the matter? Is the instructor here?"

Zhang San stared at the roast leg of mutton in his hand: "Stop, you put that leg of mutton down, we are still friends." As he

spoke, he pounced on the leg of mutton and dodged it.

The man's mouth was still broken:

"Stingy ghost, I don't eat your leg of lamb, I can always eat a piece of lamb chop." "

Three rounds of drinking.

There is a goat's leg left.

Zhang San plans to keep it for breakfast tomorrow.

A few people who were slightly drunk began to brag.

Boasting after drinking, this is the first law of the universe.

"This naval headquarters is full of monks, and I haven't touched a woman for a long time. It's itchy and unbearable..."

"You still want to touch a woman in the Navy Headquarters? Vice Admiral Crane that old woman in the Navy... You've got what it takes to her.

"I'm not that tasteful. But don't say it, I heard that Lieutenant General Tsuru was also a beauty when he was young.

"Should I say it or not, Lieutenant General Peach Rabbit can consider it... The long legs, the figure, the saber at the waist, along with the slender waist, twisted and twisted... Hey...... Hey, hey, hey

...""Come on, wipe your saliva! Look for death, Vice Admiral Peach Rabbit is the alternate admiral, just you, a stinky navy recruit egg

? Can you mess with her?" "I can't beat her, can't I get him?" As soon as the lights are turned off, I hold her down and see how she resists!"

"You have drunk two taels of wine and floated away! Do you think that you are more powerful than the Warring States now? Stepping on the Warring States and punching the Four Emperors?"

Hey...... I can't handle her, so it's not bad to let her do it!" Zhang

San just looked at them with a faint smile and didn't speak.

One of them suddenly took a turn for the worse.

"There is no one in the navy, but there is one in the Seven Martial Seas. Have you heard? Han Cook, the empress of the Seven Martial Seas, has come to Marin Fando.

"I've heard that the Empress Han Cook is a country and a city.

"That kind of figure, do you know how comfortable it is to sleep in your arms?" Zhang

San: "Ahem... I probably know that. "

Hahahaha... Brother Shan, don't blow it. If you can sleep with the empress, I can sleep with the Four Emperors bigmom.

Zhang San looked frightened: "???

" "Brother, is the taste so heavy?"

"No. I'll just use this analogy. Anyway, you said that you slept with the empress in your arms, and you continued to make it up, what was that feeling?"

Of course, these people didn't believe that Zhang San had slept with the empress.

However, this does not affect them YY

Zhang San: "Hehe... Hey, hey, hey... Hey, hey, hey..."

Damn!",

"You're smiling so cheaply." Say, what does it feel like to sleep with it.

Zhang San: "Do you want to know?"

"Think about it... Let's hear about it.

Zhang San: "I won't tell you." "

I

can't talk about it this day.

"That's right, Brother Shan. I remember that there were no sheep in Marinfando. How did you get the sheep?"

Zhang San held a straw pole in his hand, picked his teeth, and said

, "I don't know, I caught it on the edge of the Marshal of the Warring States Marshal's Mansion." The

others were shocked.

"What are you talking about? This sheep was caught on the edge of the marshal's mansion?"

Zhang San: "Yes, what's wrong?" "

Damn! This is the marshal's sheep!"

Zhang San suddenly realized.

Come to think of it.

Sengoku does have a pet by his side, the shredder.

Zhang San panicked: "It's over."

"Do you know now that you're scared? Who told you to roast the sheep of the Marshal

of the Warring States?" Zhang San: "It's over, I forgot to leave a roast leg of lamb for the Warring States." Give him a leg of mutton and do a favor, can you be promoted faster in the navy?"

Zhang San sighed: "It's a pity, I missed an opportunity to be promoted." "

That man:"..."

"Damn!"

You still want to be promoted when you step on a horse? If he doesn't kill you, you can burn high incense."

Zhang San: "Is it so unreasonable? Send him a leg of mutton and slaughter me?"

The man: "I haven't been here today, and I've never eaten mutton." Everyone is not allowed to talk about today's incident, do you know?"

Zhang San: "Oh!"

Several people walked back to the navy dormitory after destroying evidence at the scene of the crime.

Back in front of the dormitory building.

A group of people appeared in front of Zhang San.

It turned out that it was the big navy who was beaten by himself in the cafeteria just now, and he brought more than a dozen veterans to trouble Zhang San.

Each also holds a steel pipe in their hands.

All of them have a fierce look in their eyes.

Big Navy: "Big brother, it's this guy who bullied me."

Zhang San: "???Damn, "

Damn!

How can this still be shaken

? In the Navy Headquarters, can you still play like

this? Is the discipline of the Navy Headquarters so lax? It

is simply unorganized and undisciplined!

A fierce man who is more than 3 meters tall seems to be the big brother of this group of people.

Raising the steel pipe in his hand, he pointed at

Zhang San: "You are Zhang Shan, are you bullying

my little brother?" Zhang San: "Sort of!" The

3-meter-tall man: "You are looking for death! Kneel down and kowtow to my little brother now, otherwise this matter will not be over." Zhang

San: "???

is more than shaking people, I'm still afraid of you?"

Zhang San didn't say a word.

Tear up the flower pants.

Three hundred people were taken out of it in an instant.

It's a mess.

All of them are fierce and vicious, and their faces are hideous.

Weapons in hand: knives, guns, clubs, axes, hooks, forks...

Straight hooked the black hole, directly on the heads of the troublesome navies.

This is the prisoner that Zhang San rescued from the city.

But at this moment, he has changed out of prison clothes.

The troublesome navy was dumbfounded.

This...... Zhang

San: "It's me who bullied your little brother, what's wrong?"

The 3-meter boss in the lead, his face turned pale.

Who would hide so many people in their pants!

Moreover, none of these guys in front of him are good at stubble.

After a brief evaluation, I definitely can't beat it.

There are 300 people on the other side, and there are only a dozen people on his side.

How do you fight this?

"No... No problem!"

"You beat my little brother, you should be quite tired. I'm thinking, I'll give you a pole dance to relax and unwind. "

It's free!"

the big recruit who shook the man, and the rest of the navy who had come with him, nodded violently.

The legs were shaking.

Zhang San was stunned.

You're a genius.

Pole dancing

? Seriously?

A group of big men, want to give me a pole dancing fun?