Pirate: I, Zhang San, the captain of the Sky-Exploding Pirates

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Tomorrow is the day of the war on top.

Zhang San thought to himself, tomorrow's top war, he may not be able to help much.

I can only think about making trouble for the navy.

That's when it happened.

[Bang Bang Bang...]

system prompt sound.

[Congratulations to the host, advance to the city to rob the prison, and make trouble for the naval headquarters.] Violation of the World Government Criminal Code. Reward the Zealot is worth 100 points. Reward with strong croton powder. Reward 100,000 pieces of fat for women.

[Description: Vigorous croton powder, the effect of diarrhea is full. After eating, the user will definitely have diarrhea after 12 hours. I don't have time to take off my pants. Zhang

San: "???"

dog system, are you hinting at something?

system: "..."

Dinner that day.

Zhang San infiltrated the major canteens of the navy.

Add food to the navy.

Each dish has a few catties of strong croton flour.

After all, tomorrow is going to war.

I have to give my brothers good food and drink to go to war.

Eat well to win the battle.

How did that sentence come about?

Before the soldiers and horses moved, the grain and grass went first.

"Brothers in the Navy, I'm doing this for your own good.

"I'm afraid that you won't be able to eat enough, and I'm afraid that you won't have an appetite for the food in the cafeteria, so I specially added some ingredients for you. "

Late that night.

Zhang San infiltrated the navy's dormitory again.

Steal all the fat times of the navy washing.

Well,

it's called a shipwreck.

You have no way back to win the battle.

Do it all.

Zhang Sancai was satisfied.

It was perfect.

......

That same evening.

Zhang San came to Tina's room.

Zhang San wants to learn to be armed and domineering.

But no one taught.

Other people's systems will directly give the strongest armed color and the strongest overlord color as soon as they come up.

Zhang San's dog system, so far, has no intention of giving himself.

What can be done then.

I have to figure it out on my own.

Let's start with the Navy Six.

After all, this is a simplified Navy Type 6 that is the easiest to get started.

After two days of training, Zhang San also found out.

Recruit training does not teach this.

At present, it seems that Zhang San wants to learn the six styles of the navy from the navy, so he can only start with Tina.

So Zhang San came to Tina's room.

Without knocking, he pushed the door and entered.

The picture in front of you....

Zhang San was shocked.

This...... This...... This....

Tina's tense instantly grew.

Immediately stopped his behavior.

He looked flustered.

Embarrassment written all over your face!

"How do you... Why did you come in without knocking on the door?"

Zhang San hurriedly explained to ease the embarrassment: "I didn't see anything.

Tina: "You bastard!"

Zhang San: "I won't tell anyone." After all, you're human too, and this kind of thing is normal.

Tina, who was usually cold, instantly became extremely shy, like a girl:

"You bastard! not what you imagined."

Zhang San: "What do I imagine it to look like?"

Tina: "You, you... I, I, I... I was just practicing one of the six naval guns. Zhang

San: "???"

You are really a little clever ghost.

This kind of excuse can also be thought of? Who

would practice the purpose gun like this? The purpose gun is to attack others, who would use the purpose gun against themselves?

Moreover

, or... That's it....

Zhang San: "Ahem... Yes, yes, yes... I know...... You don't have to explain.

Tina no longer has the demeanor of a royal sister, she is anxious, angry and ashamed: "Bastard, your tone is clearly not believing me."

Zhang San: "I believe you, you are really practicing one of the six types of the navy." Really, I didn't think crookedly.

Tina: "Bastard, how can you believe me?"

Zhang San: "I've said it all, I believe you." Really believe in you.

Tina: "Tell me, why don't you tell me about it?" "