Pirate: Just ask, I know everything

Fair-weather friends

Sometimes, just by looking at someone, you can decide whether they are friend or foe.

This is the case for Sami and Zoro. It was just the first time they met, and they felt a sense of sympathy for each other.

From acknowledging each other to toasting each other and then drinking side by side, the two of them completely let nature take its course and everything came naturally.

So, by the time Luffy finally filled his bottomless stomach, Sammy and Zoro had already drank all the alcohol in the tavern.

Really “fair-weather” friends!

Sami patted Zoro on the shoulder and laughed loudly: “So Sanji is really too picky (gulp gulp), Zoro is totally easy to get along with.

” ) Hahahaha, I’m the kindest swordsman in the entire East China Sea (Gurgling), and that curly eyebrow guy named Sanji you mentioned really deserves a beating. (Gurgling).” ”

(Gurgling) Yes, that one Guy (gurgling), he thinks he is handsome… When you see him later…”

In this way, before meeting Sanji, Zoro became the first Sanguo under Sami’s temptation.

Alas, the mystery of Suoshan’s strife that has troubled Haimi for many years has finally been solved.

Luffy couldn’t stand it anymore.

“Hey, Sammy, don’t steal my partner!”

“What are you talking about? We are on the same boat, captain.”

“Really? Then I can rest assured.” Luffy suddenly realized that just now For a moment, he thought Sammy was going to take Zoro away from him.

Just when he was about to sit down and have another big meal, the door of the restaurant was pushed open, and a group of navy soldiers walked in with neat steps.

However, they did not bring any weapons.

The leader was a branch lieutenant colonel. He first looked around, and then said in a serious voice: “Although I am very grateful to you for overthrowing Mengka’s brutal rule, as a navy we must expel the pirates, so please leave immediately. .”

As soon as he said this, the other people in the restaurant immediately stopped before the Straw Hats could express anything.

“Hey, Navy, how can you talk like that?”

“Yes, they are our saviors.”

Unfortunately, these words did not shake the lieutenant colonel’s determination at all. He still stared at Luffy and the others closely, taking Eyes as weapons.

The atmosphere instantly became confrontational.

Sammy immediately stood up and winked at Luffy and Zoro.

“Mr. Sammy, please don’t…” Kerby thought that Sammy was angry and wanted to take action, so he quickly stood up and tried to stop him.

But Sami said: “Let’s go, Luffy, Zoro, we have stayed here for too long.”

Luffy put on the straw hat obediently, and now his IQ was finally online: “Well, let’s go on an adventure !”

Sammy smiled and waved goodbye to Kerby.

Since the navy could come and drive them away “politely”, it at least meant that they hadn’t found out what happened in the port office, so it was better to leave as soon as possible.

To prevent unnecessary casualties from happening again when they find the real culprit.

The three people quickly walked to the door.

The lieutenant colonel first made way for them to pass, then turned around and suddenly asked Kebi: “Why don’t you leave? Aren’t you one of their accomplices?”

“I…I am…” Keby was nervous and couldn’t say anything. The words came.

Sami pointed at Kebi and said, “Oh, this guy is ugly and short. How could he be our companion? Are you right, Captain?”

Luffy immediately agreed, with a very mocking tone: “Well , I heard that this guy was once captured by the fat woman Arrita to do hard labor, which is so embarrassing.”

Sami almost wanted to applaud in his heart.

Perfect, just the same.

Luffy has acted in many movies in his life, but only this time he can win the Best Actor. Not only does his lines get perfect marks, but his expressions and body movements are among the top classic images on screen.

“No! Stop talking!” Kebi, who had been beaten several times by Luffy, finally beat him back this time.

Then he was punched in the face by Luffy and couldn’t fall to the ground during the battle.

Everyone on the scene was shocked, especially the residents who had been staying here before: “Huh? Aren’t we friends?” The

lieutenant colonel watched the two fighting, but in his heart he was like a mirror, saying that you two are not friends. Maybe, but I wouldn’t believe it if you two weren’t friends.

When you step on a horse, I punch you in the chest with a small fist, and you’re still pretending like that!

But the sophisticated lieutenant colonel saw through it without saying anything, and immediately pretended to be angry and said: “That’s enough, I know you are no longer companions. You are not welcome in this town now. Leave quickly, pirates!” ”

Let’s go.” Sammy said Luffy, who was about to take action, grabbed hold of him, and Zoro and he pulled him out of the door.

As he walked out, this guy yelled: “Wow, wow, wow, wow, come here, I’ll beat you to death.” He didn’t

understand the meaning of too much and not enough.

After walking a long way and almost reaching the dock, Zoro let go of his hand and said helplessly: “Your acting is too bad, Luffy?”

“Believe me, it’s God’s mercy that our captain can act like this.” Yes.”

“Really?” Luffy seemed to hear the praise.

“Of course, Luffy, you are really good this time.”

“Haha, I won’t lie at all.” Luffy said very proudly.

Zoro asked strangely: “There are really people who can’t lie?”

Sami said indifferently: “What does this mean? There are still people who don’t even know the road.”

Luffy was shocked: “No way? Actually And that kind of idiot!”

Zoro’s face turned dark immediately.

The three people were noisy all the way to the dock.

Because the small sailboat had been tied behind the pink pirate ship, Zoro only saw the big ship at first sight.

“This is our ship?”

“That’s right.” Luffy grinned.

“Pink?” Zoro glared.

Luffy was shocked: “Pink? Ah! Sammy, our ship is gone!”

“Stop shouting, the ship is behind.”

“Ah, yes, we are not this ship.” Luffy remembered, Jumping on the big boat and running back, everyone soon saw the pitiful little sailboat.

“This is your pirate ship.” Zoro’s eyes were even wider than before.

“No way, we don’t have money.” Sami shook his head, “Otherwise, why do you think I robbed the navy.”

“Well, since this Alita’s pirate ship was captured by you, why not change it? ”

Sammy pursed his lips, turned to Luffy and said: “How about we treat this ship as our flagship, so as not to have to find another ship in the future.”

Luffy directly crossed his hands: “Reject, I want it. Our own ship.”

“But now this ship belongs to us.”

Luffy said firmly: “This is not our ship.” Zoro

added on the side: “If you don’t like the pink color, you can find a shipwright to repaint it.”

“No, this is not our ship.” Luffy refused again.

“What does he mean?” Zoro turned to Sami and asked.

“He wants his own boat.” Sammy nodded.

“Uh…” Someone was speechless.

Of course Sammy knew what Luffy meant.

He just wanted a ship that had always been his from the beginning, and the stolen ship was completely unacceptable.

Luffy is very obsessed with the pirate ship thing and refuses to be a minotaur.

Otherwise, he would have countless opportunities to capture the ships of other pirate ships before getting the Merry.

Sammy scratched his face. He originally wanted to take this ship to the Navy in exchange for a bounty, but now that this road has been cut off.

As for continuing to carry this ship, it was impossible. A large ship with a displacement of several hundred tons could not be driven without a dozen or two people.

But there were only three of them.

Well, to be precise, there are only two that can work.

Seeing Luffy already sitting in the special seat, Sami could only decide to bear the pain and give up. Anyway, the 4 million Baileys he earned this time was enough.

“Let’s go, Zoro. Sooner or later we will have a ship that truly belongs to us.” Sami promised Zoro.