Pirate: Just ask, I know everything

Viper Crow

the other side.

Usopp left the restaurant and went straight to Keya’s house.

It’s time for daily storytelling.

As usual, he dodged the guards, got through the guardrail, climbed up the big tree outside the window, sat on the branch and called out Keya, and then began to eloquently tell adventure stories that didn’t exist at all.

Although each of these stories was more outrageous than the last, they still made the little beauty laugh.

Looking at Keya’s innocent smile, Usopp felt even happier than receiving the honor of “the bravest warrior on the sea”.

After all, to a certain extent, the danger of seducing a rich lady in a private meeting is no worse than fighting a huge whale.

Soon, after the story was told, Usopp brought the topic to today’s interesting events.

“Keya, I met a group of pirates today, and every one of them is a fierce guy.” Usopp said enthusiastically, “Although it’s not as good as Captain Usopp, it’s not bad either, hahahaha .”

“Really? Pirates?”

“Well, real pirates. The leader is a guy with a straw hat, but he doesn’t seem to have a very good mind.” The

rich lady who had received etiquette education quickly interrupted him. He said: “Usopp, you can’t speak ill of people behind their backs.”

“Well, actually, that guy looks really powerful.” Afraid that Keya would be angry, Usopp quickly praised Luffy, “I see ten Those guys together can probably rival me.”

“Really? Then he’s really not bad.”

“You know, Keya, one day I will go to sea and become a real big man. Warriors on the sea, when I think of this, my heart yearning for freedom is beating like crazy.” Usopp became more and more excited as he spoke, “Don’t worry, Keya, when I come back one day, I will take all the adventures I tell you the story.”

“Thank you, Usopp, for staying with me when I was sick.” ”

Hahaha, it’s nothing. Although Captain Usopp is a ruthless person, he treats My friend is as warm as spring.”

“Hahahaha!”

“Hahahaha!”

The two people talked and laughed happily.

Until…

“Hey, Usopp, where is the boiled whale you mentioned? Where is it?” A boy wearing a straw hat suddenly stuck his head out from the tree.

His long neck fell from the leaves, jumping and jumping like a hanged man!

“Ah, monster!”

Usopp, who was admiring the beautiful smile of his childhood sweetheart, was startled by Luffy’s sudden appearance.

“Youkai? Where are you?” Luffy said excitedly, turning to look at Keya, “Is that you? Watch me beat you away! Rubber rubber…” ”

Stop!”

Usopp yelled after reacting.

Keya almost died.

“What’s wrong? Isn’t she a monster?”

“It doesn’t look like it!”

“Really? I know.” Luffy jumped up from the tree and landed on the window sill, scaring Keya straight away. Backing up, “Just cook the whale, I’m going to start!”

“Stop it! You idiot!” Usopp hurriedly reached out to grab Luffy, and the two of them immediately lost their center of gravity and fell to the ground.

Even though he was beaten to a pulp, he at least prevented a sexual assault.

“What are you doing, Usopp, you are too stingy, I just want to have a taste.” “Did

she give you something to taste?”

“Don’t mind, we can come together.”

“Stop talking about it. !” Usopp put a knife on Luffy’s head, stopping him from speaking as he could not pass the trial.

“Okay, since you don’t want to, forget it.” Luffy stood up and dusted himself off, “I’m going back to find Sammy. He likes to give me half of his things.”

Usopp ignored him. Fei raised his head and asked anxiously: “Keya, are you okay? You weren’t scared.” ”

No, Usopp, I’m okay.” Keya stuck his head out from the window sill, “This is the person you said A pirate?”

“Ang, yes, he is.” Usopp said, “Although he is not very smart, he is the captain of the pirate group. By the way, he also knows my father!”

“Huh? Does he know Uncle Jesus Bu?”

Luffy heard someone calling Jesus Bu’s name and asked in surprise: “Hey, Miss Whale, do you also know Uncle Jesus Bu?” ”

Yes, although I haven’t met him yet. I’ve passed him, but I often heard Usopp mention it.”

“Really? Hehe.” Luffy said happily, “Jesus Bu is a very powerful pirate. I once saw him coming from a long distance. Hit a wine bottle, hahahaha, that’s awesome!”

Usopp heard Luffy praising his father, and immediately said proudly: “Of course, my father is a real sea warrior.”

“At sea. Warrior? Stop joking! He is just a dirty pirate who abandoned his wife and children!”

A serious and cold voice suddenly broke in, interrupting the conversation of the three.

Keya and Usopp’s faces suddenly changed.

Luffy tilted his head, pointed at the man who had just walked over and asked, “Who is this uncle with shit on his body?”

The person who came was a cold man wearing a black suit and big glasses. “There’s shit” refers to the Xiang-like pattern on the sides of his pockets.

“Hmph! Saying such vulgar words is simply insulting to people’s ears.” The man opened his mouth and sarcastically said, “Looking at the stupid look on your face, it goes without saying that you are also a dirty pirate.”

” I am indeed a pirate, hehe.” Luffy said with a smile, “My name is Monkey D. Luffy, and I am the man who wants to become the Pirate King.”

“One Piece!” The man was obviously taken aback when he heard this. , and then frowned and said, “I don’t care what your stupid dream is, get out of this manor as soon as possible!” ”

Krabatel! That’s so rude!” Keya heard the man’s eviction order. , immediately spoke to stop it.

“Miss! How can you see outsiders privately? Have you forgotten what the doctor said?” Krabattle, also known as Crowe, said seriously, “If these rude guys disturb your rest, then how can I die?” The master told me.”

“Stop talking, Krabaatar!” Keya immediately became unhappy when he mentioned his dead father.

Although her father has passed away several years ago, she still has not gotten over her grief, which is why her health has always been poor.

It’s a pity that Crowe didn’t stop talking: “Since the master entrusted you to me before he died, I have to take responsibility.”

After he finished speaking, he looked at Usopp and continued to spray venom: “I would have listened. It is really rude to say that there is a poor boy in the village who comes to see you every day. How can you make friends with such a person? I cannot allow such a person to tarnish our manor by such a bastard that no one wants. ”

What did you say? You guy!” Usopp couldn’t bear it anymore after hearing this. He jumped up and punched Crowe, knocking him to the ground.

Keya immediately shouted: “No! Usopp!”

Crowe, who was lying on the ground, showed an imperceptible smile.

Obviously, his purpose is to anger Usopp.

Pretending to be seriously injured and continuing to lie on the ground, Crowe touched the hit cheek while continuing to insult Usopp: “Sure enough, you will use violence if you disagree! Such rude behavior is your trash father. Leave it to you, right?”

“You guy!” Usopp couldn’t help but rush over and want to punch him again.

Keya shouted and stopped him: “Stop, Usopp, don’t use violence!”

“Keya?” Usopp woke up with a start and looked up quickly.

Keya was crying, looking at the two of them helplessly.

As the one caught between the two, she is really in a dilemma now!

Krabaatar was the housekeeper left by her father, and she regarded him as a relative.

Usopp is her best friend and only friend.

No matter which one, she couldn’t choose.

“Keya, what’s wrong with you? Did I scare you? Don’t cry!” Usopp was anxiously thinking of remedies.

He knew about Keya’s condition, and such excitement would definitely aggravate her condition.

It’s a pity that he is the only one who thinks so.

Kroko didn’t care about this, he never cared about Keya’s health.

“As expected, I am of dirty pirate blood. I will hit anyone if I disagree with you. If you still want to hit me, then go ahead. However, no matter what, I will not let someone with ill intentions like you get close to Miss Keya. ”

I…” Usopp picked up his fist and forced it down, “No, I can’t be a rude person in front of Keya.”

He silently put down his fist.

Prepare to leave from here first.

Seeing Usopp’s actions, Crowe had a proud smile on his face, as if he was proud of his successful attack.

“What an idiot, he can even fall for such a little trick.” Crowe thought proudly.

For a long time, he was most proud of his various tricks.

Whether they are pirates, navy, subordinates, enemies, or friends, just by using their brains, they can play with these idiots and achieve their goals easily.

This feeling of having a winning chance made Crowe extremely obsessed with it.

As if he were a god.

Now, thinking that the plan he had been holding back for three years would soon be successful, he felt like he was in a state of ecstasy all over his body.

“A bunch of brainless idiots.” Crowe said contemptuously in his heart again.

…

“Hey, hey, which bastard is saying that pirates are dirty guys?” An arrogant voice came, “As a real pirate, I can’t pretend that I didn’t hear this!”