Pirate money is king

My name is Liu Yaoli, a hard-working young man, this is not the most important thing!

What matters is my luck!

Walking and stepping, going out and hitting a pole, smoking a firework and lost it, dropping a flower pot on the head when going out, and failed the 23rd interview!

The reason is simple, I accidentally took off the female boss’s skirt...

But I can't really blame me for this!Obviously...

Oh, forget it...

Eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, ordering takeaway without chopsticks, want to cook a meal, the rice cooker is broken!

Go out and eat out. Lost your wallet!

With this luck, it's more than five million won!

How can I live this day? I owe rent for three weeks, can't find a job, only ten yuan left in my pocket and lost it!

Forget it, go shopping.

You ask me why I don’t have money to go shopping?

Of course it is smelling!Although you can't eat it, you can smell and smell it!

In this way, Liu Yaoli came to the mall, and this time shopping changed his life!

hiss!

Wow, roast duck!

Wow, yellow chicken stew!

Wow, sausage...

Fragrant!

The crowd panicked instantly!

As soon as Liu Yaoli was about to run, a thought flashed in his mind!

I will starve to death when I run, can I just get some food!

Anyway, these things can't be sold if they get dusty. My name is diligence and thrift!

Liu Yaoli turned and ran into the roast duck restaurant!

the other side

A terrorist held the remote control in his hand and confronted jc, and then pressed the remote control in his hand.

Liu Yaoli, who was eating roast duck, suddenly turned black.

"Fuck, who turned off the light!"

boom!

Liu Yaoli was hit by something and flew out a few meters and hit a refrigerator.

"I am... well..."

It was the terrorist who hit him.

In this way, a strange thing happened!

When Liu Yaoli woke up again, the green blue sky came into view...

Well, it should be a blue sky.

"Huh? Where's my roast duck?"

Liu Yaoli touched his head, and he fainted after hitting his head somewhere.

He crossed!

He came to the world of One Piece and traveled to a child who was starved to death.

There is nothing but trees on a deserted island less than 100 square meters.

Hum~

Liu Yao was in a trance from his brain, and then he felt a burst of pain!

He felt as if his body was being squeezed by something again.

That power seems to want to squeeze him out of this body!

Liu Yaoli fell to the ground and rolled in pain.

"Fuck! Who is tugging my head?" Liu Yaoli shouted in pain.

"You guys get out for me!" Bao Lin said.

"Fuck your uncle! Why don't you go out!" Liu Yao left.

The two began to fight for control of the body.

Liu Yaoli grabbed control of the body, that person grabbed control of the brain, but he couldn't control the body.

"Your uncle, get out of here!"

As the two were fighting for their bodies, a voice came from the other side.

There was a man on the other side of the island, dressed in robe and handsome, he was wandering around.

And this one is obviously here to deliver the plug-in!

In that case, I will call him the eldest brother!

"Ah, I'm lost... Sure enough, is there a reason Sauron got lost? It's so big... It looks like a desert island..."

Liu Yaoli walked over to control his body.

What they saw was a woman, to be precise, a woman with a male voice!It looks weird.

"Ah, desert island."

The eldest brother (the one who gave it away) turned around and saw that the two of...

Should it be three people?

The two have four (six) eyes facing each other.

"Who are you?" the older brother asked.

"Earthman, where is this?" Bao Lin said.

Yu Tianhao said excitedly:

"You come from the earth?"

Liu Yaoli is a little confused, is this a fool?

What does it mean that I am from earth?Are you not an earthling?Are you on Mars?

"Are you not from Earth?" Bao Lin said.

Snapped!

I saw Liu Yaoli (Bao Lin) slap himself!

Brother is stupid!

Damn it!what is this?Beat yourself freely?

"Are you special! Get out!"

Then bite your own hand!

He slapped himself again!

"Are you special!"

Brother looks silly!

This person... has a brain problem, right?

The two are fighting for control of the body, and once one of them is pushed out of the body, it will be turned into nothingness.

Big brother stopped them with a wave of his hand.

"You... seem to have a problem with your mind, do you need help?"

"Need! Help me get him out!"

The eldest brother pressed the heads of the two of them and the eyes lit up.

Yo!Two people share one body!

Isn't this almost the same as the left and right sides!

But obviously this is not their voluntary.

The eldest brother talked to the two to know the cause and effect.

Then the eldest brother pulled Bao Lin out and stuffed it into a pool of black liquid!

Bao Lin merged with the black liquid, and the black liquid adhered to Liu Yaoli's body.

This is a body. The two of them crossed over together. You can't kill one. That's too unfair, so let's live together!

"Thank you, brother! This dangling is always robbing me of my body!"

Liu Yao drilled a little black liquid from his neck.

"Fart! Obviously you robbed me of my body!" Bao Lin said.

"I'm telling you, we haven't counted the matter of you accidentally hurting me!" Liu Yao said away from the air.

Paulin Road:

"It's obvious that you are gluttonous! Blame me? People ran away, but you are greedy in the roast duck restaurant! Blame me?"

"That's right! Revenge on the society, just like a sand sculpture! You really have you!" Liu Yao left.

Bao Lin said angrily:

"I tell you, don't be weird with me!"

"What's wrong with my yin and yang? You bite me!" Liu Yaoli smiled.

"I don't bite dogs!" Bao Lin said.

"You should be careful when you speak, we are living together, scolding me is equivalent to scolding yourself."

"..."

grass!(A plant)

Big brother took out a bunch of food and wine:

"Stop arguing, get hungry, come and drink!"

"Damn! Feast! Thank you! I starved to death!" Liu Yaoli said excitedly.

"Can you be a little bit after! It's like having never seen food in 800 years!" Bao Lin despised.

Liu Yaoli ignored him and started eating!

Bao Lin also came out to eat.

Although he does not need to eat, food is liked by everyone.

He can convert food into energy and store it to ensure their consumption and ensure that they will not be starved to death.

As the saying goes, a drink makes a pair of friends.

The relationship between Liu Yaoli and Bao Lin became worse and worse.

"Just your drink, I don't want to say anymore." Bao Lin

"Oh, you are really amazing~" Liu Yao left.

"..."

"You're very yin and yang with me, be careful I smoke you!" Bao Lin said angrily.

"We two live together, and you hurt even if I get beaten."

"..."

grass!(A plant)