Pirate System

Chapter 391: Tear Pearl

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Chapter 391 Tears Pearl

"You guy is really dead." Tangke held his chin, frowning at Michael's head on the table, and looked at Michael's pale eyes.

For ordinary people, looking at a dead head will be a nightmare that will be unforgettable, but for Tangke, Michael's head is just a baby bump in exchange for a bounty, and there is nothing to be afraid of.

Donk had embalmed Michael's head, and it wouldn't rot even in three months -- at least not beyond recognition.

Just like the navy is offering a bounty to pirates, the pirates are also offering a bounty to the navy. Michael's head can be exchanged for 150,000 gold coins when he gets the Pirate City!

This number was enough to make Tangke tempted. He decided to go to the Pirate City in exchange for ransom before rushing to Dragon Nest Island. Moreover, he still has two gold skull coins, and he can also participate in the "draw" prize when he arrives in the pirate city to try his luck.

Tangke tried to close Michael's eyelids again, but these eyes were like iron, and he would not close them no matter what, exuding a strong sense of resentment.

"Damn it! If you irritate me, I will hang you on the bow of the boat. It will be exposed to the wind and rain every day, and the sun will be exposed to the sun. Let's see if you dare to stare at me." Tangke snorted and raised his **** to Michael. , and then stuffed him into the wooden box and ignored it.

Tangke left the storage room and reached the "open" deck, ready to blow air. As soon as he came up, he saw a group of people gathered around, including Audrey, "Flower", "Lu" and Norman, and everyone seemed to be chatting about something. He was interested and leaned over to listen to the chat.

The green one-eared goblin said in a sad tone: "Winter is over, and the warm "spring" day has come. The snowman is getting thinner and thinner and turned into a pool of water. Finally, one day, it completely disappeared. Until In the end, it is looking at the stove in the house with wet eyes, expressing its love for the stove with its heart."

It turned out that Norman was telling the fairy tale, and it had just finished.

"It's so touching. The snowman actually fell in love with the most unlovable stove. This is really a sad fairy tale." Audrey's eyes were red, and she burst into tears, turning into a string of round pearls.

When the goblin saw the pearl, his eyes shot out greedy light, and two big "$$" popped up, hurried up to catch it, and warned: "Keep your emotions, keep your emotions, keep this in your mind. Think about the story a few more times and squeeze out more tears."

Audrey sobbed for a while, creating more than ten pearls for Norman, making Norman so happy that he couldn't even close his mouth.

When the others saw the head of the regiment approaching, they stood up and saluted. Tangke made a downward gesture to signal everyone to sit down, and then asked, "What are you playing?"

Audrey, who was sitting in the middle, stopped crying and choked: "Mr. Norman is telling a story for me."

"Storytelling? This is not Norman's style." Tangke glanced at the goblin and found that the goblin was holding a small bag with bulging pearls in it. It seemed that Audrey really didn't cry less. He laughed and said, "Don't you tell her a tragic story just to get the tear pearl?"

"Haha, you guessed it." Norman sneered a few times, put his hand into the bag, and rummaged, "But I know the rules of the sea, Captain, this is your part." After speaking, He handed over a handful of pearls, seven in all.

"That's it, you kid is really stingy." Tangke frowned and stuffed all the pearls into "Flower" and "Lu", "You can keep the powder for beauty."

Norman hurriedly stuffed the bag into his pocket, with the attitude of a miser, pointed at the mermaid and said, "If you want pearls, you have to find a way to make her cry, but all the tragic stories I know are over. Don't know a tragic story?"

Tangke "touched" his chin and said, "I really know a tragic story, and it's a true story. It happened in the city where I lived when I was a child."

As soon as Norman heard the "spirit": "Tell me now, Miss Audrey can easily cry, as long as it is a slightly touching story."

"Okay. It's not bad to use Audrey's tears to make some extra money. But before I tell the story, I have to ask you a question first. Do you know the Daobian Tree?"

"I know, isn't it the trees that are planted on both sides of the road. Any bigger city will have them." Norman replied first, and everyone around was nodding.

"Then you should also know that watering trees with manure can make them grow faster?"

"Of course." Everyone said in unison.

"If you know this, this story will be easy to tell." Tangke opened the chat box and started from the beginning, "Said that there was a male student in the past who liked another 'female' student in the class, just like other stories. Also, this 'female' student who is liked is very beautiful, so let's call this 'female' student a beautiful 'girl'."

"One year there was a drought, and the trees along the roads in the city were very short of water. The city lord ordered the students of the school to fetch water and water the trees. Every student brought water utensils, such as pots or buckets. That After the male student picked out a bucket of water, he found that the beautiful "girl" was looking at him, so he wanted to show his strength. He rushed towards the big tree by the road like a gust of wind. Guess what happened next. ?"

Everyone, look at me, and I look at you. I can't guess the reason, and they all urged Tangke not to give in.

Tangke continued: "At that time, he was still young and didn't know that there was manure around the tree by the road, so he didn't take precautions, rushed to the tree and stepped on it. He felt soft under his feet, and then the smell came out. It hit the sky - by the way, after the dung "fat" dried up, the smell was not great, but when you stepped in, the smell came out. The boy's head was buzzing, and the classmates' mockery sounded in his ears. With a sound, he turned his stiff head and found that even the beautiful "girl" he had a crush on was covering his mouth and snickering. In an instant, he felt that his life was over."

Hearing this, the pirates burst into laughter, and "Flower", "Lu" and Audrey even laughed so hard that "Flower" shuddered, and they even burst into tears. The goblin 'elf' harvested a few more pearls and gave the head a thumbs up.

"Hahaha, it's so funny, but where is this tragic story?" Audrey laughed.

"Isn't it a tragedy to make a fool of yourself in front of your beloved 'girl'?" Tangke asked rhetorically with a smile.

"That's right, that boy is indeed "very" pitiful." After such a reminder, Audrey developed sympathy, and her smile softened a lot.

"Of course it's a tragedy. I said I wanted to tell a tragic story. But this story isn't over yet." The smile on Tangke's face disappeared completely, and his voice became a little lower. The ridicule of his classmates, coupled with the fact that he felt that there was no hope of winning the love of a beautiful "girl", he felt despair and decided to commit suicide."

"The school he is in has a very tall building. If he jumped from it, he would definitely fall to his death. He climbed to the top of the building while others were unprepared, and decided to end his life and use his own death to condemn those who laughed at him. man. He said 'goodbye, life as a dick', jumped, jumped down."

Everyone asked in unison, "Is he dead?"

"It would be a relief if he died. When this guy jumped off the building, he was worried that he would not be able to make up his mind, so he never dared to look down. Passing downstairs, he plunged into it, just like diving, all of a sudden, those yellow things splashed out. You can imagine the spectacular scene at that time, I will not describe it in detail." Tangke Shrugged.

This sudden and very embarrassing turn made everyone laugh again. Norman laughed so hard that he couldn't even get the pearls in time. The pearls rolled to the ground and were snatched away by the fast-eyed sailors.

"Hua" and "Lu" wiped the tears from the laughter and asked, "Isn't it? How unlucky is that boy?"

Tangke raised his index finger and said, "By the way, when he fell into the dung truck, that beautiful "girl" happened to see it again. You can imagine his desperation."

There was another burst of wild laughter from the crowd, and some people covered their stomachs with laughter and thumped the ground.

"This guy must have committed suicide later?" asked one of the sailors, laughing.

Tangke shook his head and said, "Then I don't know. The story I heard will end here. How is it, it's tragic, right?"

It was a really tragic story, but everyone laughed after hearing it.

Norman rolled his eyes, leaned in and asked, "Captain, isn't the boy in the story you?"

"Norman, when you ask this question, do you already have the consciousness of death?" Tangke's eyes froze, murderous.

The goblin scrambled and fled away, and said with a smile: "Just kidding, just kidding, don't be angry, head, you have the blessing of the sea god, how can you be so unlucky."

Tangke looked up at the blue sky and white clouds~www.readwn.com~ and a small group of eagles flying freely, and said lightly: "I really hope to go to school to pick up girls, but I don't have that kind of luck."

He grew up in the welfare center and missed the school. He heard that story from a friend. Because the whole story was so ridiculous, it was widely circulated at the time.

Audrey stared at Tangke's profile, feeling a sense of vicissitudes, and asked, "Captain, can you tell your story?"

Tangke laughed and scolded: "Stinky girl, are you indirectly saying that my life is a tragic story?"

"Don't dare, don't dare." Audrey's delicate body leaned back and waved her hands again and again.

Tangke followed Audrey's wishes and told some of his own stories, but he did some processing to make it sound like it happened in this world, not on that distant blue planet.

Everyone was chatting vigorously, and the eagle man shouted from the sky: "Report to the commander! A flying boat is coming towards us!"

Tangke frowned and guessed: "The flying boat, is it her?"