Pirates: Become invincible from capturing the goddess of the navy

The new job is a big success.

"What did you say? Takakura Bunta became a major general, so fast."

Lin Qi, who had just returned to the West Sea, suddenly received a call from Smoker and Flying Squirrel from the Navy Headquarters, talking about Takakura Bunta.

That's right, it was Takakura Bunta who was summoned from the Crayon Shin-chan world and looked exactly like Kizaru.

With Takakura Bunta being an ordinary person, even if there were two vice admirals backing him up in the Navy, he wouldn't be promoted so quickly, right?

In less than a year, from a soldier in the headquarters to a major general, this promotion speed is like riding a rocket, right? !

"Alas, it's hard to say~" Smoker wanted to speak, but didn't know where to start for a while.

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My name is Takakura Bunta, and I am an ordinary kindergarten principal.

But what I have experienced in the past six months seems like a dream to me.

Takakura Bunta walked on the training ground of the Navy Headquarters, and greetings kept coming from all around.

"Hello, Admiral Kizaru!"

"Huh? Admiral Kizaru, why are you so much shorter today?"

The soldier noticed that Kizaru, who was originally more than three meters tall and needed to be looked up at, suddenly became only about 1.7 meters tall, and was very surprised.

"Could it be that..."

A bold guess emerged in the soldier's heart.

"Did Admiral Kizaru wear height-increasing pads before?"

"Idiot!" The major general next to him punched the soldier without saying anything, "Can you please stop thinking about muscles? How can height-increasing pads be more than one meter high? It is obvious that Admiral Kizaru changed his clothes today!"

"Oh, yes, although it is the same shit-yellow clothes, it is not the same as before for Admiral Kizaru."

The two of them made up a picture in their minds.

Admiral Kizaru saw the clothes he liked, but his body was too tall, so he used the return of life to shrink his body so that he could wear new clothes.

Yes! That must be the case!

The two praised their clever guesses.

As for the suspicion that Takakura Bunta is not Kizaru? Sorry, not at all!

After all, apart from Admiral Kizaru, no one else looks so wretched.

Both wretched and needing a beating.

Same yellow plaid clothes, same hairstyle, same age, same beard, same wretchedness, looks exactly the same!

Only the height is different.

I think no one dares to imitate Admiral Kizaru in the Marine Headquarters.

Everyone thinks so.

Facing the greetings coming from all directions, Takakura Bunta just nodded indifferently, and he had long been accustomed to it in his heart.

At first he would stop to explain, but later he was too lazy to explain after too many times.

For the past six months, he was treated like this almost every time he went out.

Wherever he went, it seemed that someone would mistake him for General Kizaru.

As a result, he hardly dared to go out except for necessary civilian tasks.

At the same time, Takakura Bunta was also curious about the legendary Kizaru.

'He looks the same as me. I guess Kizaru must be a handsome, hardworking guy who is dedicated to the common people and treats money as dirt.' Takakura Bunta thought so.

I don't know why, as one of the few people who knows his identity, the task recorder always counts the tasks done by Kizaru on his head.

He has only been in office for more than half a year and has done almost nothing, but his military rank has inexplicably soared to the level of major general.

The reason why Takakura Bunta went out today was because he was summoned by General Kizaru.

This made Takakura Bunta very nervous.

Could it be that the matter of replacing meritorious service was discovered, and the other party came to settle the account?

"Kizaru, you look cute like this. Come to my house tonight and we'll have a drink."

A sudden pat on the shoulder, no room for refusal, Akainu had already walked away when Takakura Bunta turned around.

Suddenly, he showed an expression that was uglier than crying.

"I'm really not Kizaru!"

Hopefully, Admiral Kizaru won't be angry if Admiral Akainu breaks his promise tonight.

"Boss Kizaru, I found the second volume of "Jin Ping Mei" that you asked me to find for you. Do you think I should send it to your office?"

"Mr. Kizaru. Are you really not going to consider it again? Although that girl is a second marriage, she has a big ass and is easy to give birth to~"

"Admiral Kizaru, I have written a technical summary of "108 Ways to Fly on Cannonballs" that you mentioned last time, and I will give it to you later."

Kizaru is more popular than Takakura Bunta imagined, and people keep approaching Takakura Bunta along the way.

But this popular place seems to be a little bit wrong

.

Slowly, the image of Kizaru, who was upright and majestic in his imagination, began to waver in Takakura Bunta's heart.

Takakura Bunta quickened his pace.

...

"Knock, knock, knock~ Admiral Kizaru, can I come in?"

In front of the admiral's office, Takakura Bunta mustered up the courage to knock on the door.

"You're welcome, come in." A lazy voice came from inside the door.

Takakura Bunta pushed the door open and saw a man who was dressed very similar to him, with long legs on the table, looking sloppy.

His eyes moved to Kizaru's face, and Takakura Bunta was stunned.

As if!

No wonder so many people mistake themselves for Kizaru.

"Hey~ You are Takakura Bunta, you can call me Kizaru, please take care of me."

While Takakura Bunta was looking at Kizaru, Kizaru was also looking at Takakura Bunta.

Although it was not the first time to observe Takakura Bunta, every time he felt like looking in the mirror.

There is someone in the world who looks so much like me.

In fact, on the fifth day after Takakura Bunta joined the navy, Kizaru discovered Takakura Bunta and checked his information with his permission.

Like himself, he is from the North Sea and his parents died early.

His childhood experience is exactly the same as his own, which makes Kizaru suspicious.

When he was a child, his parents never told him that he had twin brothers.

As for his childhood, of course, it was a fake identity made up by the flying squirrels.

Later, Kizaru used his fruit ability to take a drop of blood without the other party noticing and sent it to the laboratory for testing.

The test results showed that the two people were not related by blood, which made Kizaru feel the magic of the world.

"Yes! I am Takakura Bunta, please take care of me!"

Kizaru's attitude made Takakura Bunta flattered and hurriedly returned the gift.

As soon as he stood firm, he couldn't bear the condemnation of his conscience and said what was in his heart.

"I'm sorry. I took the credit for your work by mistake. Please punish me."

"Whether it's a demotion or something else, I accept it unconditionally!"

As the principal of a kindergarten, he bears the condemnation of his conscience every day for taking the credit for others by mistake.

If Smoker hadn't stopped him, he would have surrendered long ago.

Now that he sees the real person, how can he hold back.

Upon hearing this, Kizaru laughed instead of getting angry, and his lazy laughter echoed in the room:

"Hahahahaha, I knew about that little thing a long time ago."

"Huh? What did you say?" It was Takakura Bunta's turn to be shocked.