Pirates: Become invincible from capturing the Navy Goddess

Twin Swordsmen

Lin Qi was speechless.

Did this group of pirates come from the circus before? Why are they so funny and hilarious?

To be clear, this is a murderous pirate, not a clown in a circus.

Is your performance worthy of the series of heads hanging on the pirate flag?

“Master Lynch, my sister is also a fan of yours. She likes you the most, and so do my seventh and eighth aunts…” ”

Seriously, I won’t lie, my sister’s vibrator has your picture printed on it. !”

A group of pirates begged grandpa and grandma frantically for mercy, with no intention of resisting at all.

The bearded man in the lead is the most outrageous. There are seven aunts and eight aunts, ranging from a seven-year-old child to a seventy-year-old man. They are all Lynch fans, and they are almost eighteen generations of ancestors. .

This group of pirates is also smart, and this approach is tantamount to successfully allowing them to live for a few more minutes.

“Don’t say I won’t give you a chance.” The big man burst into tears and disgusted Lynch kicked him away.

Shaking his shoulders, “Have you seen this kitten and mouse? Don’t say I won’t give you a chance. If you defeat them, I can spare your life.”

“Really?!” Hadrei raised his head excitedly.

In his opinion, Lynch was impressed by his flattery and planned to let him go.

There is a kitten and a little mouse. You can slap them to death without anyone else!

It’s not that Hadre didn’t recognize Tom, it’s that it was the eagle-eyed version of Tom who appeared in the newspaper and became famous all over the world.

Tom is now in the form of a house cat. No matter the aura, eyes, clothes, weapons, or the two most soulful mustaches, he looks like two cats.

The difference between the two is huge.

Although Hadre thought Tom looked familiar, he really couldn’t relate it to the immortal swordsman in the newspaper.

If Tom were in swordsman form now, he might still be recognized.

“A gentleman’s words are hard to follow.”

“It’s a deal!”

Hadre turned around excitedly and greeted: “Young men! If you haven’t picked up your weapons yet, thank you, Brother Rat and Brother Cat!” ”

Thank you, Brother Rat. ! Thank you, Brother Cat! You guys have no eyesight, so please forgive me if I accidentally hacked you two to death.” I

heard that the opponents were two small animals, the weakest cat and mouse, and some of them were timid before. The pirates instantly became energetic.

The sword is sharpened and the morale is high.

These are not small animals, this is the man who can keep them alive!

“It seems you think you’re sure to win.” Lynch waved his hand to Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse, and said domineeringly: “Destroy them!”

Boom~boom!

Tom Cat and Jerry jumped onto the deck at the same time, making two sounds, one light and one heavy.

“Cat, cat, cat! Cat, cat!”

Tom Cat, transform!

“Chichichi! Chichi!”

Jerry Mouse, transform!

One cat and one mouse shouted passionately, taking out a card with the word “Swordsman” from their tail hairs and inserting it into their bodies.

In an instant, a burst of white light enveloped the cat and the mouse.

“No! There has been a change, kill them quickly!”

Hadreel felt something was wrong and led the pirates to slash at the two white lights with their swords.

“Zheng~”

“Zheng!”

Two Western swords, one large and one small, were picked out from the white light, and they firmly blocked the dozens of falling swords.

“What?!” Hadre’s heart was beating wildly.

The white light dissipated, and a cat and a mouse reappeared in everyone’s field of vision, completely different from before.

A Western sword appeared out of thin air in Tom’s hand. It was wearing a red and black coat, a cross necklace on its chest, and a red and black top hat on its head.

Two moustache appeared on Tom’s face.

The aura of a powerful swordsman arose spontaneously, which was somewhat similar to that of Hawkeye.

Jerry on the other side is almost the same as Tom.

Facing the attacking group of pirates, Tom Cat smiled evilly and casually held the sword in his hand. The swords in the hands of the pirates shattered in unison.

“Immortal Swordsman!”

Facing Tom, who exuded a terrifying aura, Hadre instantly recognized him.

“Don’t worry about it, go catch that mouse!” he said urgently.

The immortal swordsman’s name was such that Hadred had no illusions about defeating Tom.

But that rat was unheard of and had no reputation on the sea before. Hadre felt that he could crush it to death with one foot.

That rat can stand on the emperor’s shoulders and has the same attire as the immortal swordsman, so his status is not low.

Capture the mouse and use it as a hostage, there is still a slight chance!

Because Jerry was too small, a group of big men could only bend down and hunched over to catch him.

Jerry didn’t even bother to draw his sword against these weaklings.

After transforming into a swordsman, Jerry’s character seems to be much colder. It moved flexibly among the crowd, passing through a group of big men with its toes, without even a leaf touching its body.

“Bang!”

The eyes of a group of pirates were all fixed on Jerry. Under Jerry’s deliberate movement, without any effort, a group of pirates bumped into each other with stars in their eyes, and they piled up like stacks of Arhats. .

Jerry stopped slowly, touched his moustache, pulled out an embroidery-style Western sword, and pierced Hadre’s butt with the sword.

“Ahhhh!!!” Hadre covered his butt and jumped three meters high in pain.

Bang!

Hadrei’s eyes turned red as he landed on the deck, covering his butt.

“Damn rat, how dare you play tricks

on me!” “Brothers, come on, kill it!”

Pirates are a bunch of brainless guys. They lose their minds when they are slightly angered.

As the steel knives came at him, Jerry sometimes turned into a long strip, sometimes into a liquid, sometimes into a U-shape, and nimbly dodged every attack.

Seeing that Jerry was having a great time, Tom took out a cup of coffee and leaned against the fence to drink it without disturbing him.

Even when a group of big men were panting from exhaustion, they couldn’t even touch a hair on Jerry’s head.

“Ahhhhh!!! I can’t take it anymore!”

A group of big pirates couldn’t take it anymore. They chased a mouse for a long time but failed to catch it. Wouldn’t it make the other pirates laugh to death if I said this? !

“Rat! Don’t run away if you can, or I will cut you into rat pieces!” Hadre roared.

Hearing this, Jerry nodded, took out a black cloth and covered his eyes, took out a cigar, put it to his mouth and lit it.

After doing all this, he didn’t forget to give Hadre his finger.

“What the hell!” Hadre was very angry at Jerry’s actions.

It’s so crazy these days, rats even dare to provoke pirates.

“Damn, you asked for this. I really thought I didn’t dare to kill you!”

Hadre swung the knife with all his strength, and a white mark was cut into the air.

Whoa~

Jerry was split in half from the middle and cut in half.

“Dead, dead?” Hadre looked over and over again in disbelief.

I was almost going crazy from the torture, and the mouse finally died!

Hadrian laughed like a maniac.