Pirates comparison: This Luffy wants to be the king of the navy

"Of course it's fake, bastard!"

Big mom slammed the table in anger, her eyes flashing, staring at the newlyweds in the video and saying word by word: "It must be a fake marriage, Kaido and I are definitely acting."

Ah?

Really?

The members of the Big Mom Pirates looked at each other in bewilderment, their mouths twitching.

How could it be fake?

Mommom, you are obviously laughing happily.

Do you think we are all blind?

"That's right! Momom is right, it's just acting, hum! Just based on Kaido, that bastard, dare to cooperate with momom to stand together?"

Charlotte Perospero pouted and sneered: "He is daydreaming."

"But why act? Who are you acting for?" someone asked.

"This is a plan!"

"What plan?"

"........" Perospero was stunned, looking at Big Mom for help, but found that the other party looked expectantly, with a smile on his lips, indicating that he should continue.

Perospero: I'm so...

[The live broadcast is still going on. ]

[The wedding scene in the Kingdom of Totland. ]

["Excuse me, groom, are you willing to pamper this woman in front of you for the rest of your life, give her the warmest love in the world, and never leave her?" ]

["I, I do!" Kaido's voice was trembling with excitement. ]

[Puff~]

[Everyone burst into laughter. ]

["Gulala~ Kaido, that bastard, actually gets nervous sometimes."]

["You useless piece of shit, you look so disappointing, I'm really pissed off, you don't look like a pirate at all!"]

["Shiki, you sound good, then go up and say it."]

["Hahaha~ I won't do that, only Kaido can stand Lingling."]

["Is Kaido shy?"]

["Hahaha! It's unprecedented."]

[At this time, the long bread continued to ask: "Excuse me, bride, are you willing to stay with this man for the rest of your life, regardless of health or illness, poverty or wealth, are you willing to stay together forever and never separate?"]

["I do!" Charlotte Lingling lowered her head and said shyly. ]

[Bang! ]

[Shiki slammed the table hard and shouted, "It's acting, it's definitely acting, Lingling can't be like this."]

["Too fake!"]

["Poor acting."]

["If there were tears, maybe I would believe it."]

["Wuwuwu~ I want to cry."]

["Stusi, what's wrong with you again?"]

["Assholes! A bunch of hateful guys!" Listening to the laughter of the audience, Bigmom's forehead veins popped up, and he held Kaido's hand and pulled hard. ]

["Hiss~" Kaido immediately took a breath of cold air and twitched: "Calm down, calm down, Lingling! These guys are just making trouble on purpose, we will deal with them after we are done."]

[Damn, if you don't calm down, I will be injured on my big day. ]

[Kaido gritted his teeth and glared at Shiki, the leader of the Tucao team. ]

['Old man, wait for me! ’】

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【“Hahaha~ Look, Kaido is grinning.”】

【“Lingling didn’t do it lightly.”】

【“He’ll have a hard time in the future.”】

【“Poor Kaido….”】

【“Marriage? Does it mean two people living together?” Buggy asked Robin and Shanks confusedly. 】

【“I don’t know!”】

【“It should be very happy, right?” Robin blinked, but after seeing Kaido’s twitching mouth, she was unsure again. 】

【“Happiness?” Stussy heard it and pointed at Flame Flower with a sneer: “This is the end. A woman who doesn’t even care about her own country is so pathetic.”】

【Flame Flower: “….”】

Live broadcast room.

Kaido of the Beasts: “Is this really me?”

At this time, Kaido has doubted his life.

Bigmom: "Asshole, what kind of smile is that in the parallel world? It's disgusting!"

Pirate King Roger: "Kaido's married life is not happy."

Pluto Rayleigh: "He often encounters domestic violence from Linlin."

Sachi: "Many years later, Kaido looked up at the sky and cried, regretting his original choice more and more."

Moriah: "Kaido: my young and ignorant self~"

Nine Snake Island.

"Did you see it? What qualifications do you have to say that about me?"

Hancock, who was hurriedly recalled, looked at her mother-in-law with a bad look.

"You were even more excessive than me back then."

Mother-in-law pouted: "It is precisely because of the departure that year that led to the decline of national strength that I have to be strict with you!"

"Humph!" Hancock kicked Mother-in-law out, asked angrily: "Why did you call me back?"

"You! You!"

The mother-in-law was so angry that she pointed at Hancock and yelled for a long time before she said: "That thing happened earlier!"

"What?"

"Abolish the order of the Seven Warlords of the Sea!"

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[The live broadcast is still going on. ]

["No way, they are really holding a wedding!"]

[In the guest seats, several men in black robes whispered. ]

["Is the information wrong?"]

["Uh... It shouldn't be. I guess they didn't expect these pirates to come for real."]

["Then why are we here? What are we going to do now?"]

["Uh, shall we... start eating?"]

["Excuse me, groom!"]

[Suddenly, the prayer session that should have ended, the long bread as the master of ceremonies, not only did not stop, but continued to ask. 】

【"Are you willing to contribute all your treasures, food, force, scientific research results, etc. for the woman who will be with you for the rest of your life, and for your future family..."】

【Instantly, the whole audience fell silent as soon as these words came out. 】

【Kaido looked at the long bread blankly, then turned to look at Big Mom. 】

【His face gradually darkened. 】

【Good for you, Lingling, waiting for me here. 】

【"Hahaha! Well done, Lingling!" Shiki was overjoyed and clapped his hands crazily: "That's it, we are getting married, how can we have privacy!"】

【"Gulala ~ Kaido probably didn't expect this."】

【"It feels like a fight is about to start." Rayleigh said speechlessly. ]

[Roger frowned: "What should we do then?"]

["Eat something quickly, or there will be nothing to eat later."]

[Roger: "......."]

[Rayleigh: "......."]

[The two stared blankly at Garp who was eating so much, and felt tired.]

[The two newcomers on the stage are about to fight, and you still have the mind to eat?]

["Woo woo woo~ you, what are you looking at me like that for?" Garp, holding a piece of meat in his hand and stuffing his mouth, muttered: "For this meal, I didn't even eat breakfast."]

["It's great to be heartless!"]

["To be honest, I envy him a little."]

["Excuse me, is the groom unwilling?" Seeing that Kaido was hesitant to speak, the emcee, Long Bread, raised his eyebrows: "Are those things more important than Lingling?"]

['You old bastard, you actually teamed up with Lingling to cheat me! 'Kaido shouted with a dark face: "Of course I am willing!"]

[The next second, Long Bread felt his hand lighten.]

["Excuse me, bride, for this man in front of you, are you willing to contribute all your historical texts, devil fruits, and the profits of the Kingdom of Torlan..." In full view of the crowd, Kaido grabbed the microphone and shouted to Big Mom.]

[At this moment, the whole audience was silent, and then there was a tsunami-like noise.]

["Fight, fight is about to start." Buggy danced excitedly.]

[Kuzan hung his head, his face full of fatigue: "Ah~ It's really troublesome!"]

["Once the fight starts, you will immediately run away with me, but don't worry, I will protect you!" Shanks warned Robin.]

["But Mr. Kuzan will protect me!" Robin smiled. 】

【"Hey Garp, um... forget it, you eat first!" Shiki shook his head and looked at Whitebeard: "Do you want to make a scene?"】

【"What?" Whitebeard frowned: "I'm not interested in this kind of thing."】

【"Don't be so boring, Niugate!" Wang Zhi came up and asked with a smile: "What are you going to do?"】

【"Hehehe~" Shiki laughed sinisterly and pointed to the distance behind him: "Those people should be government agents!"】

【"Add me! Add me!" Stussy said anxiously: "Take me with you. Anyway, if things go on like this, those two will fight sooner or later, so we might as well go ahead."】

【Zhan Guo watched coldly and kept silent, but he had already locked the positions of those agents in his heart. 】

【He's not going to let any of the World Government's lackeys go today! 】

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Live broadcast room.

Sachi: "Fight, fight, fight! Fight quickly, I want to see a river of blood!"

Pirate King Roger: "Linling is so cunning, she actually forced Kaido to say that."

Bigmom: "momomo~ You want to marry me, isn't that what I should do?"

Kaido: "Huh! Marry you? Old woman, youWhat are you talking about in your sleep?"

Sand Crocodile: "Hehehe~ Looks like there will be a big battle soon."