Pirates: I started as a navy captain, I became stronger by slacking off

Look carefully, this man is called Carl.

At this moment, he frowned and stared at the internal newspaper of the Navy in his hand. To be precise, it was a news titled "The 24th Marine Training Camp of the Navy Headquarters is about to start."

"Huh~"

Carl let out a long sigh, his face relieved, closed the newspaper, tore off the tissue... then pulled up his pants, flushed, lit a cigarette, and continued to kill time.

[The host has accumulated 1,000 paid shits, the slacking system has been activated, and the host's occupation is being detected... The occupation has been successfully bound! ]

[Daily task release]: slacking for 3 hours, no limit on the way of slacking. Reward: designated attribute enhancement card + random additional reward.

"This working day has accumulated 1 hour and 21 minutes, please keep it up."

"Fuck! What's going on?" Carl patted his head in disbelief and looked around suspiciously.

Damn it! Could it be that shitting also caused hallucinations?

Or, his belated golden finger finally arrived?

That's right, Carl is a time traveler who accidentally came to this familiar yet strange world where pirates are rampant.

He has average talent, average luck, and an average background. For the sake of his life, he has no choice but to join the navy to keep warm.

Carl joined the navy at the age of 14, starting as a errand boy. After ten years, he became a captain of the 108th branch of the North Sea Navy.

To be fair, Carl thought he was just a passerby in this world, with nothing good except for his good looks.

But now, his luck has finally changed!

"System? Slacking system?" "Yes!"

......

After communicating with the Slacking system, Carl finally understood what the Slacking system was.

Simply put, as long as you do things unrelated to your job during working hours, you will start to accumulate slacking time, and you will get rewards after reaching the daily slacking time.

Carl's profession is the Navy. Now his daily job is to maintain public order. Anything that is not related to maintaining public order is considered slacking off. This is easy for Carl.

He dare not say anything else. He is too familiar with slacking off. Otherwise, he would not be a captain of the branch until now.

[Slacking off career mode has been opened, and the career task-Training Camp Storm has been released]: Join the Marine Corps Training Camp of the Navy Headquarters, become a recruit, and start slacking off happily in the Navy Headquarters!

Reward: Random Devil Fruit.

[Cumulative paid shitting 1000 times achievement reward-Quiet as a Virgin]: In the static state, the physical strength recovery speed doubles.

Carl was stunned, subconsciously opened the newspaper, and whispered: "24th Marine Corps Training Camp? Fortunately, it's in time! Just tell the boss, but..."

Then Carl continued to stay in the toilet for an hour, and smoked a whole pack of cigarettes before coming out of the bathroom refreshed and went straight to the office of his direct superior.

Knock knock knock~

"Come in!"

Carl pushed open the door and walked into the office. Inside sat a Mediterranean man wearing a cloak of justice, calmly sipping coffee.

Snap! Carl slapped the newspaper with the opening of the Marine Corps Training Camp on Charles' desk, looked at him with burning eyes, and said in a deep voice: "Boss Charles, I want to go to the Navy Headquarters to study!"

Commodore Charles narrowed his eyes, thinking how long he hadn't seen such a vigorous Carl? Two years? Three years? But he was very pleased to see that his old subordinates could regroup.

Little did he know that Carl just wanted to complete the task and change the environment to fish, that's all.

"Karl, I remember that I have wanted to recommend you to the training camp at the headquarters for no less than three times, but you have always refused. Now you are actively asking to go to the Marine Corps training camp. Can I ask why?"

"There is no reason. I just want to go to the Navy Headquarters to see how capable the so-called elite Marines are."

Charles shook his head helplessly. Karl obviously did not tell the truth, but he did not want to ask more questions, so he could only say: "Okay, don't be hit by those monsters when the time comes. Remember, Branch 108 will always be your home!"

Karl nodded vigorously, deeply moved. If he can't make it in the Navy Headquarters, he will come back to be a salary thief!

Two days later, the warship sent by the Navy Headquarters arrived on time. The officer who came to pick up Karl was named Xiu Zuo. He had a pair of long arms and dark skin, a rough face, and a rank of colonel. He was very rude when he first met Karl.

"Little white face, what are you still standing there for? Don't waste my time, there are still many rookies waiting for me to pick them up!"

Karl was stunned, then reacted, what's wrong with the little white face? Is he eating your rice? Do you know how popular I am with the ladies here?

But Karl could only keep these words in his heartSpeaking of which, looking at Xiu Zuo's strong and developed muscles, he had no doubt that he could be beaten to death by him with one punch.

"Yes! Sir!"

Regardless of his demeanor, Carl hurriedly boarded the medium-sized warship and hurriedly said goodbye to Colonel Charles. The warship soon left the port and headed for the next branch.

Seven days later, the navy warship sailed on the sea, heading towards the naval headquarters Marinford. Carl leaned lazily and casually against the guardrail, with his back to the sunset.

Not far away, several female marines looked at him like crazy. Carl smiled at them, and they shyly turned their heads away, not daring to look directly into his eyes.

To be honest, Carl's body is not tall, only 192CM.

The black suit pants wrapped around his slender thighs, the collar of the white shirt was slightly open, revealing his angular upper body, deep eyes, and a fascinating face. He was a walking hormone transmitter, and it was no wonder that the female marines were intoxicated.

[Daily tasks completed, designated attribute enhancement card obtained, life span +10 days]

[Complete ten daily tasks cumulatively, attribute panel opened, do you want to check the attributes immediately? ]

It has been ten days since he obtained the slacking system, and Carl has also perfectly completed the daily tasks. Now he has a total of 10 designated attribute enhancement cards and a bunch of miscellaneous items.

Including but not limited to potato chips, fat house happy water, etc., these are all extra rewards, but not all of them. The luckiest time Carl got 100 days of life.

Carl said silently without hesitation: "Check the attributes!"

Host: Carl

Age: 24 years old

Physique: F+

Perception: F-

Will: E

Special ability: Quiet as a virgin

Looking at his attributes, Carl frowned slightly, but soon he was relieved. Before obtaining the system, he was just an ordinary person with mediocre qualifications, and the world is not short of ordinary people.

But now...

"System, use 5 designated attribute enhancement cards to strengthen the physique!"