Pirates: I'm in the East Sea helping King Luffy

Zhan Guo opened his mouth and wanted to explain, but this kind of thing would only make things worse, so he just gave up.

"Borsalino, what's up?"

Kizaru walked to the sofa next to him and sat down, crossing his legs.

"Mr. Zhan Guo, I have been so idle these days that I have anxiety. Do you think it is time to reinstate me?"

Zhan Guo's forehead was dark. Kizaru, who is the best at slacking off, actually said that not working makes him anxious. The whole navy would not believe this. It was obviously his arrangement that made Kizaru feel that his salary was threatened.

Want to be reinstated?

Go to the New World and catch a few hundred pirates first.

"This... Borsalino, this incident has dealt a heavy blow to your reputation. If you want to be reinstated, you must at least make some achievements to convince everyone."

Work?

You slacker, you will never work in your life?

Kizaru pouted and narrowed his eyes.

"Marshal Sengoku, you don't want the entire navy to know what happened just now."

Sengoku:...

Just as he was about to transform and shut up Kizaru���, the telephone bug on the desk rang.

Bulu bulu...

He could only glare at Kizaru fiercely and raised his hand to answer the phone. Before he could ask what was going on, a hurried voice with tears came.

"Marshal Sengoku, it's bad, Vice Admiral Garp...he……"

Zhan Guo frowned:"Garp went to get a massage and forgot to bring money again?"

Someone on the other side seemed impatient and snatched the Den Den Mushi.

"No, Marshal Sengoku, Vice Admiral Garp has been poisoned and is dying!"

Sengoku's eyes widened suddenly and he roared,"What did you say?"

……

Time goes back a little.

Buggy was chased by Garp all the way. When he passed by the Barati restaurant on the sea, he suddenly had a plan and asked his men to drive the boat to get away from Garp.

He himself planned to sneak into Barati to work and avoid the pursuit of the navy.

Of course, he had other plans. He had talked to Alrita before and knew that Luo Li would come here, so he planned to wait for a while.

Now thinking back, Luo Li, the pretty boy, obviously knew that Garp would come, so he ran away in advance, leaving Uncle Buggy to be chased by Garp.

This bastard teacher, he would take him with him even if he died.

Buggy was happy, watching Garp chasing after his pirate ship and running past Barati. He was proud of his clever plan to bring peace to the world.

Garp's dog-headed warship suddenly turned its head and rushed towards this side.

Buggy was scared. Was his clever plan discovered?

But now there was no ship for him to run, so he could only hide.

Fortunately, Garp was only here to take care of the business and didn't know he was here at all.

Buggy immediately decided to stay and refused to leave until Garp left.

But when he looked at the food ordered by Garp, he couldn't help but have bad thoughts in his heart and secretly added ingredients to it.

Garp had a full meal and not long after leaving Barati, his stomach suddenly growled. He... had diarrhea.

At first, Garp thought it was just because the food was not clean, but in the next two days, he was almost like Magellan who was possessed and lived in the toilet, and he would have diarrhea at any time.

How much you eat, how much you have to poop out.

Obviously, he has the physical fitness of a top strong man, but he was forced to collapse, and the accompanying ship doctor was at a loss.

It really fits the saying that the strongest fortress is always breached from the inside.

In fact, Buggy didn't use laxatives. The only thing to blame is that the Monkey family's physical fitness is too strong. The diarrhea is entirely because Garp's physical fitness is too strong and he is detoxifying himself.

After two days of diarrhea, the toxins were basically eliminated, but Garp was also exhausted, and collapsed with a thud the moment he came out of the toilet.

In fact, he just fell asleep, but his subordinates saw that he couldn't be woken up, so they tried all kinds of methods in a panic. They learned from Garp's principle of throwing problems to Sengoku, and called the Navy Headquarters.

What, you said the ship's doctor couldn't even tell that he was asleep?

Oh, I forgot to say, when the ship's doctor was treating him, he found that conventional methods were useless, so he prepared to use the ultimate cure for diarrhea - enema.

And then... we don't know how he did it, he was knocked unconscious by Garp, and he hasn't woken up yet.

……

Time goes back to the present. Sengoku obviously can't tell whether Garp is asleep or fainted through the phone, so he thought of a way. The Cocosia Village that Hina was heading to happened to be nearby, so...

When Hina received the call, the Dragon Pirates had been destroyed. In fact, it would not be so fast if she relied on herself alone, but there was an extra Smoker in the team.

The latter knew that there was a navy scum like Colonel Mouse in the East China Sea, and he was furious and insisted on coming with Hina to clean up the mess.

Everyone knows Smoker. He can't tolerate a grain of sand in his eyes. The Dragon Pirates were destroyed on the spot.

The two were going to take down Colonel Mouse, but the branch base over there informed them that Colonel Mouse had gone out to sea for inspection and had not returned for several days, and there was no news.

The two naturally thought that the guy got the news in advance and ran away.

After discussing it, they decided to let Smoker chase, and Hina stayed to wait for the transaction.

Then... Sengoku called her to support Garp immediately.

Hina could only give the task of the transaction to Smoker.

Not long after Hina left, Smoker saw a small boat floating on the sea with a few big words written on the sail:

【Monkey D. Luffy is here! 】

Kuro is smart. He knew that this deal had some risks and the navy might take this opportunity to arrest him.

So he got a small boat and let Luffy and Zoro drift over by themselves. He didn't show his face the whole time.

Smoker used his ability to fly over and saw the two people tied up like dumplings on the boat. He tore open the cloth stuffing their mouths.

"Hey, who among you is Vice Admiral Garp's grandson?"

His tone was full of disdain. After all, people who climbed up from the grassroots would be jealous of the rich second generation.

However, the two did not answer his question immediately, but asked

"Hey, Smoker, is this the Cocosia Village? Where is the Arlong Pirates? I want to defeat them and retrieve the straw hat that Shanks left with me.

Compared to Luffy, Zoro is more observant. He has already seen that the navy has occupied the Fishman Paradise, so he asked……

"Hey, Smoker, have you seen my sword?"

Smoker's forehead was bulging with veins. He knew who Luffy was from the question. But for some reason, he felt annoyed when he saw that face. He took out his ten hands from behind and poked the latter's head.

"As a family member of the navy, you actually colluded with the pirates in private and made an agreement. Are you worthy of the thousands of navy who sacrificed their lives?

Seeing that he was about to kill Luffy with a knife, Zoro warned him.

"Hey, you idiot, this idiot is the grandson of Vice Admiral Garp."