Pirates, I'm invincible after becoming Luffy

The old man was so sad, and he was so sad.

"I miss you so much, Shampoo. I'm finally back." A yellow-haired man with curly eyebrows looked at Shampoo with many feelings, and then he broke down the next second. "Ah, it's a woman, a real woman!! There's no mistake, the one in front of me is a real lady!!"

"The real lady I think about day and night lives on this island, Shampoo, here I come!" Everyone around him treated Sanji as a psychopath and stayed away from him.

"Sanji Q, let's say goodbye here! Although I'm reluctant to leave you, I believe we will meet again!" Sanji shuddered when he heard this voice.

"I don't want to see you! Thank you for sending me here! Say hello to Ivan and Xiao Feng for me! Goodbye! Manly Sanji, officially back from hell."

"Do you know? Men will involuntarily say bad things to the girls they like."

"Yes, yes, who said it wasn't."

Sanji, who had already run far away, shuddered.

In the tavern

"Bang!" A gunshot rang out, and a young man fell to the ground holding his stomach in pain.

"Huh? Did I hear it wrong? The bounty is 55 million Baileys? Read the leaflet carefully again. The minimum bounty is 70 million Baileys. The captain will not accept any requests below this." The pig-headed straw hat was very arrogant: "It's a pity that you can come here with such a low bounty."

"Damn it!"

"Get out, trash, I'm the son of the revolutionary army dragon, get out!" The pig-headed straw hat raised a pistol, as majestic as it could be. After killing the pirate just now, Pighead Luffy looked at the orange-haired girl in front of the boss.

"And the woman who has been sitting there since just now, don't sit alone, come over here. That's top-notch stuff! Hehehe!" Pighead Straw Hat showed a lewd smile. Pighead Straw Hat was a little unhappy when the girl ignored him: "Hey, woman, didn't you hear it?"

"Who called you?" The tavern owner reminded.

"No, I'm waiting for another man!"

Caused a commotion. The tavern owner even said: "Hey, hey, you'd better listen to him. He is Straw Hat Luffy, the crazy pirate who got involved in the war at the top two years ago and defeated the Golden Lion. You know it."

The fake Straw Hat Pirates mocked even more, saying that the girl was waiting for someone who was so scared of Luffy's name that he dared not move. The girl turned her head and it was Nami: "I'll say it again, you are not worthy of me drinking with you. Do you understand? You just said straw hat or something."

The pig-headed straw hat slammed the table angrily and pointed the gun at Nami: "Say I am Straw Hat Luffy again! You are so brave."

"Tsk!" A disdainful voice came from outside the door, and a boy in white clothes was seen, followed by a girl in a white hip skirt and a girl in a pink dress.

The fake straw hat didn't pay attention and shot at Nami directly. However, when the bullet was still one person away from Nami, it was caught by two fingers. It was the white boy who came in earlier.

"Give it back to you!"

Luffy threw the bullet back directly. The flying speed was faster and the power was greater. The pig-headed straw hat lay down in a hurry. After dodging, he was still arrogant: "Asshole, do you know who I am? I am the son of the revolutionary army's dragon, the grandson of the hero Garp, and a pirate with a bounty of 2 billion."

"You are so noisy!" The white-clothed boy's eyes flashed red, and all the fake straw hats fainted with foam at the mouth. Luffy looked at Nami, raised a finger and condensed a silver-blue rose: "Beauty, can you please accompany me with a glass of wine."

Nami was stunned, looked at Luffy's face, and buried Luffy in her breasts in the next second: "Luffy, it's really you! You have changed so much!"

"Nami, you are becoming more and more turbulent. I can't breathe." Luffy was a little out of breath and hurriedly said.

Nami saw the two women behind Luffy at this time and asked in confusion: "Who are they?"

"Ah, they are our new companions, Bonnie and Uta." Luffy introduced them with a smile.

Nami felt that Luffy had changed a lot, not only in appearance, but also in personality. "Hello, I am Nami, the navigator."

"Hello!" Bonnie and Uta looked at each other, and held Luffy's arms on the left and right to show their sovereignty. Otherwise, if Nami was taken down by Luffy, her status would probably decline.

"What are you doing?" Nami looked at Luffy in confusion.

"Ahem.

"Luffy really didn't know how to start. Seeing this, Bonnie and Uta kissed Luffy on the cheek.

"How is it possible? Luffy, that idiot, is in love. But why is my heart so sad all of a sudden? Am I wrong about Luffy..." Nami felt a strong sense of loss in her heart.

Luffy seemed to sense Nami's loss, pressed the straw hat on Nami's head, and said: "You will always be my navigator, this sentence is not just talk."

Nami was stunned, her face was a little blushing, and she hummed lightly. Nami looked at Luffy, who was taller than her, and felt an infinite sense of security in her heart.

"Hey, you guys should leave quickly, it will be bad if they wake up." The tavern owner looked at Luffy and hurriedly persuaded Luffy and them.

Luffy glanced at the pig-headed straw hat and couldn't help but say: "It's ugly. Are we so ugly? "

The three girls burst into laughter. Luffy looked at the boss, threw Nami's drink money to the boss, and took the fake straw hat out.

At this time, a long-nosed man came to the door of the tavern. Before seeing him, he heard his voice: "By the way, aren't you going to give me a hug?"

However, Nami just looked at him, and Luffy just went forward to hug him, but didn't go crazy with him. He told Nami: "Nami, take Bonnie and Uta back to the ship first, I have something to do."

"No! Go sailing honestly."

"No! We are the Straw Hat Pirates, and we should be lively when we go sailing. "

Bonnie and Uta looked at each other and saw the helplessness in each other's eyes.

Luffy didn't wait for Nami to say anything, he quickly kissed her on the face and disappeared. Nami stamped her feet in frustration. Luffy has become more shameless in the past two years. Ten million Baileys at a time has been decided. You wait for me, Luffy.

Luffy didn't care about these, he was going to meet Zhan Taomaru. Luffy didn't care about exposing his identity. Who is afraid of the navy? If Im came in person, I would give him three points. Navy, no.

So Luffy decided to teach the ugly monsters a lesson. Let them know that not everyone can pretend at will.