Pirates: Life is an idle fish

Nami, who was releasing water, did not start bathing, after hearing the screams coming from outside the door, she quickly pushed the door open and ran out, looked at the photo king lying on the ground and was controlled by a flat head with a blank face, and asked Xia Yu, “Mr. Xia Yu, who is this?” ”

“It’s okay.”

Xia Yu waved his hand and said, “You go back to the house first, the picture here is a little inappropriate!” ”

“Oh~”

Although Nami was confused, she obediently returned to her bedroom.

“Who is this goods?”

As soon as Nami walked into the bedroom, Ace looked at the photo king blankly and asked, “Mr. Xia Yu, is it your friend?” ”

“I don’t know either!”

Xia Yu tilted his head and looked at the photo king for a moment, then looked sideways at Mihawk, “Your friend? ”

Mihawk shook his head a little unbearably: “There are no such friends under Xia!” ”

“Hey, hey…”

The photo king who was controlled by the flat head saw Xia Yu, Mihawk and Ace chatting blindly, he forced himself to resist the sting of the drill heart, and said urgently: “Don’t talk about it, let this guy let go first… Ah it hurts… It’s going to die! ”

As if he hadn’t heard the voice of the photo king, Ace said blankly: “It’s not Mihawk’s friend, nor is it Mr. Xia Yu’s friend!” So, a thief? ”

“Strange! How did he get into the yard? ”

Xia Yu blinked thoughtfully, and asked Mihawk again, “Didn’t you find it either?” ”

“I didn’t find it!” Mihawk shook his head again and said, “Recently I gave up the Black Knife practice, and I feel that my strength has dropped a lot…”

“Ahhh… Yes!!!!! ”

The photo king is really crying! Although he was a Devil Fruit Ability, he did not dare to move at all when he was caught by the flat head. Because as long as he moves, his vital point is completely wasted! Therefore, when he saw Xia Yu, Mihawk and Ace appear, he thought that the three would stop this flat-headed little pet.

But he didn’t expect that these three people were real devils compared to flat-headed pets. Not only did he turn a blind eye to what happened to him, but he also talked about homely things, which simply made him unable to complain.

“What, can you let this pet go first!”

The photo king, who almost fainted because of the movement of the flat-headed paw, choked and looked at Xia Yu, and said urgently: “I am the head of the photography department of the Navy headquarters… Yes!! Don’t move, little boy, you can’t move anymore… If you move again, it’s really broken!!! ”

“Photography Department of the Navy Headquarters?”

Xia Yu looked sideways at Mihawk again, and said with a confused expression, “Does the Navy have this department?” ”

“Although it is one of the seven martial seas of His Majesty, it is not very clear about the department of the navy!”

As soon as Mihawk’s words fell, Xia Yu immediately withdrew his gaze and asked Ace, “Ace… Forget it, you haven’t even stepped out of the East China Sea yet, and you definitely don’t know! Or, let the flat head loosen him first? ”

“You are the master here, you have the final say.” Ace shrugged slightly and said, “I’ll go to sleep first!” ”

After that, Ace simply turned around and walked into his bedroom.

“It seems to hurt a little badly.” Mihawk did not leave, but looked at the tearful photo king, frowned and said, “Looks like it’s wasted!” ”

“Uncle, two uncles!”

Seeing that Mihawk was actually still chatting with Xia Yu, the photo king collapsed directly, and said anxiously with a crying voice: “Please, stop playing!” I am really the head of the photography department of the Navy headquarters! ”

“Okay, okay. I know you’re the king of photography! ”

Xia Yu forced a smile and waved his hand towards Pingtou, “Pingtou, let go of him!” ”

With Xia Yu’s order, the flat head loosened the photo king, but did not leave, but squatted in front of the photo king, looking at the photo king with a grin, a fierce expression that if you dare to escape, you will take out your anus!

As soon as the flat head was released, the photo king was directly weak, and the whole person lay weakly on the ground, and said unlovedly: “What kind of pet are you!” It’s horrible! ”

“From now on, you can call him Brother Pingtou!”

Xia Yu brought a stool and sat in front of the photo king, and said with a smile, “Say, how did you get into this courtyard?” Also, as the head of the photography department of the Navy headquarters, what are you doing here secretly? Do you want to spy on the information of the mushroom house, or do you want to make a documentary about this mushroom house for me? ”

“I, I came from Rogue Town!”

The photo king, who relaxed because the flat head was loosened, did not hide it, and told all about following Xia Yu from Rogue Town to come here.

After listening to the photo king’s speech, Mihawk, who was standing on the side, tightened his pupils slightly, looked at Xia Yu with a shocked face, and asked, “You killed Shiji?” ”

Xia Yu did not answer Mihawk, but looked at the photo king with a serious face, “It’s not easy to follow me all the way from Rogue Town to here without me noticing!” ”

“That’s, I’m a Phantom Beast Chameleon Fruit Ability!”

Hearing Xia Yu’s praise, the photo king immediately raised his head proudly and said, “The most important thing is that I have awakened the fruit ability!” In the awakened state, I can achieve complete blur, formlessness and quality. Even if you cultivate your domineering spirit to the point of foreseeing the future, as long as I don’t attack you, you won’t be able to detect my existence!” ”

“Phantom beast species chameleon fruit? Arousal? ”

Xia Yu’s eyes lit up, and he praised angrily again, “It’s great.” ”

This is really great!

Completely blurred, formless and qualityless chameleon fruit, this is a necessary assassination weapon at home. If he could make this product a guest in the mushroom house, wouldn’t this fruit ability also be in his pocket? Therefore, Xia Yu did not have any hesitation, decisively changed into a gentle friend who seemed to foresee that he had not seen for many years, and said with a smile, “The king of photography is it!” Follow this way from Rogue Town, you must be hungry! Need something to eat? Guaranteed good quality and low price! ”

“That…”

Seeing that Xia Yu suddenly put on a gentle smile, the photo king was a little flattered and said, “Before this, can you let me treat it first?!” ”

“Treatment?”

Xia Yu was stunned, and then shook his head and said, “Brother, the location of your injury is really a little special, we can’t help it!” In this way, there are herbs over there, and you can go and pour some to apply them yourself. Oh, I forgot to tell you, if you get a flat head injury, you are very easy to get infected. So, I’m sorry to tell you, I’m afraid you can’t keep it! ”

“！！！！！”

Hearing Xia Yu’s desperate words with a black belly, the photo king directly rolled his eyes and fainted!

“Faint… Passed out? ”

Mihawk, who was standing on the side, widened his eyes a little stunned, and then asked Xia Yu again, “You, really killed Shiji?” ”

“Ah, yes!”

Xia Yu nodded and said, “That product is not satisfied with being reborn, and actually wants to kill me and occupy the mushroom house!” So, I dragged him to the execution rack in Rogue Town and chopped! ”

“Drag… Dragged to the execution rack … Chopped? “Mihawk is a little square, that’s the legendary pirate Shiki, is it so easy?

Feeling Mihawk’s surprise, Xia Yu patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: “Is there anything worth making a fuss about?” The lion ghost is just an old and frail remnant of the old times! Kill him, it’s as easy as finding out! ”

！！！！！

Mihawk almost choked to death by Xia Yu’s words.

As easy as scooping up?

Is it said that pirates are so unbearable in his eyes?

Okay.

Everyone has been killed by you, you are right about anything!

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