Pirates: Life is an idle fish

Land of the gods, in the courtyard of the Felideck mansion.

Douglas, who has trained his body into muscles, wears black-framed glasses, and secretly shakes his head and smiles bitterly at the bottom of his heart as he looks at the bloated and fat figures who continue to walk into the yard.

Especially when he saw that those guys actually had snot hanging from their noses, he really couldn’t imagine that he had been such a virtue!

This is called… World aristocracy?

This image is simply not too ugly, okay!

After retracting his gaze from the figures who walked into the courtyard one after another, Douglas picked up the books on the table beside him and held them in the palm of his hand like a treasure!

This is the handwritten copy of the Tao Te Ching that Xia Yu gave him when he left the mushroom house. At first, he was worried that he couldn’t understand, but fortunately, Xia Yu made annotations, and he didn’t look so hard!

“Lord Douglas, this is your tea.”

At this moment, a maid dressed as a maid came to him with tea, and put the teacup on the table beside him with a smile. After putting the teacup down, the maid took a step back slightly, starlight in her eyes, and said excitedly, “Lord Douglas, you are so handsome!” ”

“Eh~~~”

Hearing the maid’s praise, Douglas picked up the teacup and asked with a smile: “You are not afraid of me anymore?” ”

“Don’t be afraid!”

The maid shook her head and said, “Since you returned to the Holy Land from the East Sea, you seem to have changed. In the past, everyone was terrified when they saw you and couldn’t wait to leave here immediately! But now, even if you rush everyone away, everyone doesn’t want to leave! Because Lord Douglas is really good now! Not only is it very good for us inferior people, but even the figure has become… Become super! ”

Without waiting for Douglas to speak, the maid suddenly took a step forward and said boldly, “Lord Douglas, in the future… Can we call you Young Master in the future? ”

“Young Master?”

Douglas blinked, “I seem to have heard this title somewhere!” That’s right! Do you know Lord Ho Nago? It was the Don Quixote Homingu who advocated that Draco and ordinary people were human beings! ”

“I know!”

The maid nodded and said carefully: “Back then, Lord Huo Minggu announced that he gave up his privilege as a Draco and lived like an ordinary family, leaving the Holy Land of Mari Joa with a family of four, but it caused an uproar in the entire land of the gods! However, the slave has only heard it! After all, the slave had not yet been born at that time! ”

Douglas nodded and said, “Yes, I also heard my father mention it!” At that time, when I heard my father mention this matter, I felt that Lord Huo Minggu was stupid and gave up the privilege of Draco and did not run to be an ordinary person. But now it seems that I suddenly understand Lord Huo Mingu a little! He left the Holy Land, and although he lost the privilege of Draco, he gained spiritual relief! However, I do not agree with this rash behavior of Lord Huo Mingu! As a world nobleman who enjoys the privileges of Draco, it is necessary to use these privileges to make sense! ”

“Of course, these are all things that Mr. Xia Yu told me! I didn’t have that kind of realization before! ”

“Young Master, the slave has found that you have really changed!” Looking at Douglas, who became polite and full of charm, the maid’s eyes were full of little stars, “I don’t even know you when I become a slave!” ”

“Yes?”

Douglas smiled and looked at the maid, his eyes gradually narrowed, and said softly: “This is all thanks to Mr. Xia Yu!” ”

“Mr. Xia Yu?”

The maid blinked curiously, “Young Master.” Since you returned to the Holy Land, you have been talking about Mr. Xia Yu. He… What kind of person is he? Can you make you revere so much, young master? ”

“What kind of person?”

Douglas retracted his gaze, and the expression on his face gradually became solemn, “That’s a man with a brilliant personality!!” ”

“So.”

Without waiting for the maid to imagine what kind of existence Xia Yu with a brilliant personality charm was, Douglas suddenly stood up and said energetically: “I came back with a mission this time!” I want to change the Holy Land! Change every Draco in the Land of the Gods and let them know that such a way of living now is not a true world nobleman at all! Although I know it’s difficult, Mr. Xia Yu said, a spark can set the plain ablaze! ”

After that, Douglas walked quickly towards a pavilion in the courtyard!

As soon as Douglas entered the pavilion, the Draco of the land of the gods of the younger generation who had entered the courtyard one after another immediately looked at him. Immediately afterwards, some female Draco standing in the courtyard rushed forward one after another, and one by one rushed towards Douglas like a tigress.

“Douglas !!!”

“Douglas, the palace likes you! Let’s get acquainted! ”

“Get out of the way, Douglas likes the main palace!”

“Douglas, you are so handsome! Hongu loves you! ”

Looking at these crazy female Draco, those male Draco in the courtyard were all dumbfounded! One by one, they let the snot flow onto their clothes, and their eyes were either dull or lazy looking at the crazy female Draco, with a confused expression.

“This, what is the situation?”

“How did Douglas suddenly become likable? In the past, he made these female Draco very afraid! Eh, my sister ran over too! ”

“Damn Douglas, actually made my sister so obsessed. I… I’m going to kill him! ”

While all the male Draco in the courtyard were talking about it, Douglas, who was standing in the pavilion, was also a little surprised by his sudden popularity.

Could it be that Mr. Xia Yu didn’t lie to me, I really became a saint… Child?

Thinking of this, the corners of Douglas’s mouth curved an imperceptible arc, and then he learned the action of seeing Xia Yu speak in the mushroom house and raised his hand slightly, and then pressed his palm down!

As his gesture fell, the female Draco, who was still crazy for a moment, suddenly quieted down.

I’ll go!

Really effective?

Refreshing!

Seeing that he only used Xia Yu’s habitual movement to quiet the scene, Douglas lit up his eyes again, and then took a step forward, learning Xia Yu’s tone, and said unhurriedly, “Hello everyone!” I’m Douglas. ”

“Douglas! Douglas, this palace likes you so much! Let’s get involved with Hongu! ”

“Douglas, you are really handsome! Can you tell Hongu how you became so handsome? ”

This time, not only the female Draco were crazy, but the male Draco standing on the side also came forward and asked various questions to Douglas because they saw that Douglas was so popular.

“Douglas, what’s going on with you becoming so popular now? Can you teach me? ”

“And why doesn’t your snot runt? I remember you used to have more snot than me! ”

“Douglas, you… You came back this time, how did you lose weight like this? I heard that you worked hard in that mushroom house in the East China Sea for a long time, is it true? ”

“Hard labor?”

Looking at the male Draco who squeezed in front of him, his body trembled violently, and his nose flowed, Douglas was slightly stunned, and then shook his head and said: “No, it’s not hard labor.” That’s called labor! Mr. Xia Yu said, labor makes people happy! As for why I became liked by everyone, it may be… Lost weight under successfully! ”

“Weight loss?”

“Are we fat?”

“Aaaaa It turns out that I am obese! ”

“You’re not obese, you’re ugly! Felix. Huh~”

“Bastard Felix, you actually hit my sister’s idea, I’m going to kill you!”

“Charross, you are a waste, you have the ability to bite Young Master Ben’s ass! Slightly ~~”

“Felix, Charros, don’t make trouble! Douglas, you teach us quickly, we all want to lose weight! ”

Douglas, who was standing in the pavilion, did not speak again, but quietly watched the group of male and female Draco chattering non-stop. In the past, he would join in every party he had, but now he felt out of place with these Draco! Especially when he saw the sloppy and disgusting looks of several of them who didn’t pay attention to the snot coming down, he felt inexplicably disgusted!

Thinking that his previous self was also this virtue, he couldn’t wait to take a knife to seppuku and commit suicide!

Seeing that Douglas suddenly stopped talking, the Draco, who were chattering non-stop, gradually quieted down, and looked at Douglas again with expectation.

“Everyone. We are all world aristocrats, right! ”

After the last murmur disappeared, Douglas nodded with satisfaction, learned Xia Yu’s tone and movements again, his eyes swept sharply over every Draco present, and said in a deep voice: “But, do you know what a nobleman is?” What is a real nobility? ”

“Look at you…” Without waiting for the Draco present to speak, Douglas raised his head and pointed to several of the male Draco, “Look at you like this, are you worthy of the four words of world nobility?” One by one, snot, fat all over the body, can’t even speak clearly, this is called the nobility of the world? ”

“In Mr. Xia Yu’s words, our virtue is no different from the fat pig in the pigsty!”

Still not giving the Draco present a chance to speak, Douglas suddenly clenched his fists and raised them above his head, and said loudly, “Let’s not be pigs in captivity, we want to be real world nobles!” I want to launch a Holy Land campaign in the Holy Land, and I want all the Draco people in the Land of the Gods to understand what a true world nobleman is! ”

“Want to be the most beautiful boy in the Holy Land like me? Then follow in the footsteps and burn your kari road to your heart’s content! ”

“Want to become a true world nobleman? Then follow along and learn the Tao Te Ching! ”

As soon as Douglas’s voice fell, the Draco people suddenly exploded. Obviously, they do not agree with what Douglas said, they are already descendants of God and world nobles, and they still need to understand what is the real world nobility?

As for Karilu, what is the Tao Te Ching, they don’t want to care what the hell is!

“Douglas, are you crazy and actually say that we are pigs in captivity?”

“Watch out for your father-sama locking you up, Douglas!”

“A true world nobleman? Aren’t we still world aristocrats? Douglas, what are you talking nonsense! Aren’t we the nobles of this world? ”

“yes! We are all descendants of God, hey!! ”

“Yes?”

Just as the Draco exploded the pot and made various accusations against Douglas, a cold voice suddenly came from outside the door. Immediately afterwards, Augsna, dressed in Draco’s costume and wearing a transparent veil, walked slowly into the courtyard accompanied by Ilyich!

Looking at Augsna who suddenly walked into the courtyard, the group of Draco suddenly quieted down. The men were terrified, while the women lowered their heads and did not dare to look at Augsna.

Looking at these Draco’s reactions, a trace of disgust flashed in Augsna’s eyes, and her icy expression was as always, “In the eyes of this palace, you are pigs in the pigsty!” ”

Although everyone present is a Draco in the land of the gods, a world nobleman in the eyes of the world! But when they faced Augsna, who was also a world nobleman, they didn’t dare to make any noise! The reason is simple, many people present were bullied by Augsna when they were children, leaving a shadow! Those who were not sanctioned by Augsna as children avoided them because they heard of Augsna’s bad behavior.

“Huh~~~~”

Glancing at the frightened male Draco and the female Draco who did not dare to look at her, Augsna smiled coldly and said, “This is the so-called world noble? Well, nobles of the world, you must disappear from the sight of this palace within ten seconds, otherwise…”

“Augsna, don’t fool people too much!!” Hearing Augsna’s commanding tone, a female Draco immediately stood up and shouted: “Everyone is a Draco, what are you so arrogant!” The main palace will not leave, what can you do with me? ”

Augsna didn’t speak, simply pulled out her gun, and then pulled the trigger on the female Draco who dared to confront her. Only listening to the ‘bang’ of a gunshot, the female Draco was immediately stunned on the spot as if she had been shocked, and then slowly lowered her head and looked at her thighs. Seeing that her thigh was hit by a bullet, her pupils suddenly contracted, and then she opened her mouth to scream bitterly!

“This is a warning.”

After a shot pierced the female Draco’s thigh, Augsna said without a trace of emotion, “Get out of the sight of the main palace immediately, otherwise, die!” ”

How dare the Draco snub, regardless of men and women, all ran clean in ten seconds.

After seeing the last Draco leave, Augsna immediately looked up at Douglas, frowning slightly, “Douglas, what are you doing?” Do you really think they will be changed? ”

Hearing this, Douglas smiled slightly and said confidently: “Didn’t Mr. Xia Yu say that?” A spark can set the field ablaze! I believe that one day, the Holy Land Games will form a fire! ”

“Okay! You do these things! ”

Augsna waved her hand and asked straight to the point, “Do you know what your father and the father of Hongu are doing?” They asked Spandyne to send someone to the East Sea. ”

“I know!”

Douglas nodded and said, “But I also know that they won’t succeed!” Augsna, don’t you believe in Mr. Xia Yu’s ability? ”

“Of course this palace believes in Xia Yu!”

A hint of pride flashed in Augsna’s eyes, “He’s a man from the main palace!” ”

“The truth is that the people they sent are all dead! However, Xia Yu was not in the mushroom house, listening to the news they passed back, Xia Yu had been away from the mushroom house for a while! Now that Nami is left alone in the mushroom house, I am worried that Nami will be caught by the people they sent and then hold Nami hostage to threaten Xia Yu! ”

“CP0 can’t move! Spandyne, who has returned to the position of CP9 Supreme Commander, also has a hostile attitude towards the East Sea Mushroom House! Augsna looked up at Douglas, “Even so, we still have to ensure Nami’s safety during the days when Xia Yu is not in the mushroom house!” Got it? ”

“Haha, you are concerned about chaos!”

Looking at Augsna, whose eyes were full of Xia Yu, Douglas couldn’t help but laugh, “Don’t worry, Augsna, Mr. Xia Yu’s strength is beyond our imagination!” He can rest assured that Nami stays in the mushroom house, naturally there are already arrangements! And what you and I have to do now is to let the Holy Land movement unfold! Don’t forget what Mr. Xia Yu said to you when he left! If this thing is out of order, it is not enough for you to become a real woman of Mr. Xia Yu!! ”

Hearing Douglas’s words, Augsna was stunned.

Soon, she agreed with Douglas, and she did have some concern and confusion. Thinking of this, she simply turned around and left without a trace of clouds as when she came!

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