Pirates make jokes: Obtain eight magical skills at the beginning

New world.

The night is dark and the moon hangs high.

A pirate ship resembling a pink swan slowly sails on the sea, making ripples behind the stern.

On the deck of the Flamingo, a blond young man lay on a beach chair, his arms rested on the back of his head, his legs were cocked, his right foot in pointed boots swayed, and his unruly eyes were hidden behind his sunglasses, making it impossible to see what he was thinking.

"Boom

..." the unique voice of the phone bug sounded, accompanied by a sound of footsteps from far and near, and Torrebol walked towards him with a precious white telephone bug in both hands.

The white phone bug is very rare and can emit interference waves when communicating, preventing others from eavesdropping on the content of the communication.

Even with the financial resources of the Don Quixote family, only two white phone worms have been collected so far.

Torrebol bowed slightly and said softly:

"Young Lord, Virgo is calling."

Doflamingo slowly converged his divergent thoughts and took the white phone worm in Torrebol's hand.

The white phone worm's mouth closed one by one, and Virgo's characteristic magnetic voice came out:

"Young Lord, the Silver Fox Pirate Group and the Teabeard Pirate Group have failed in their operations."

"Is it Zefa's old immortal hand?"

"Nope! According to my insider notice of the development of the Naval Academy, it was done by a freshman at the Naval Academy, who was only 6 years old and single-handedly dragged down the cadres of the Silver Fox Pirates and the Teabeard Pirates, and in the end, except for the Silver Foxy Foxi, all the other cadres were killed by him. Hearing

this, Doflamingo stood up abruptly.

The pink coat draped over his shoulders sparkled in the cool night breeze, and he held a white telephone bug in one hand and put the other in his trouser pocket, and walked with five people and six people, to the bow of the swan ship, looking at the reflection of the quarter moon on the sea.

Doflamingo remained silent, and Virgo's report continued to come from the white telephone worm:

"Young Lord, according to reliable insider information, Silver Foxi has betrayed our intelligence on secret human trafficking to the Navy, and former Admiral Zefa ordered the top students of the Naval Academy to form a squad to prepare to destroy our important base station in the capital of seven waters."

"Zefa has retired from the position of admiral for many years, and is now only a chief instructor of the naval school, it seems that he has no intention of going head-to-head with our Don Quixote family and knocking down our important base station, perhaps remembering the role of knocking the mountain and shaking the tiger."

"Young Lord, Zefa is just sending a few top students, do you want to send someone to eradicate them?"

"If they find clues of our dealings with those big people in the base station, it may be very bad for us."

Hearing this, Doflamingo suddenly let out a unique laugh.

"

Virgo, it's not me who said you, how can we law-abiding people always think about fighting and killing?"

Doflamingo's words directly silenced Virgo.

As a pirate, isn't it normal to burn and loot?

The laughter paused slightly, and the corners of Doflamingo's mouth rose high, revealing a slightly sinister smile.

"When I asked Silver Foxi and Teabeard Boss to join forces to ambush the Navy training ships, I thought that they would fail and be arrested and provide me with an important base station in the capital of seven waters."

"It just so happens that the commander of CP9, Spandyne, has been growing his appetite recently, and he is actually dissatisfied with our filial piety on weekdays, and I have already ordered the destruction of other evidence under the base station of the capital of seven waters, only the evidence of our transaction with Spandyne, as long as the people of the navy find this evidence, it is enough to make Spandyne step down and replace it with a more obedient person to come to power."

"In this way, the loss of an important base station, the Navy gets this merit, completes their task of knocking on the mountain and shaking the tiger, I think it will not continue to chase and fight our Don Quixote family, CP9 organization replaced with a new chief, in order to be able to make merit in the shortest time, it will definitely give the green light to our business."

"Whether it is our Don Quixote family or the navy, both of us can benefit, and the only thing to lose may be the unfortunate CP9 commander."

The cool night breeze took away the laughter in the night, and Qianyue hid behind the black clouds, seemingly unwilling to hear the dirty conspiracy.

Night hangs over the world.

A humble dhow crosses the sea.

There were only six people on the ship, Yang Ming, Smogg, Tina, Drake, Jonathan, and Dadi Masdasen, and after receiving the task of Zefa's chief instructor, they broke away from the training ship and headed in the direction of the capital of seven waters.

The night breeze was practiced, and six people stayed on deck.

Recalling the tasks assigned by the chief instructor of Zefa, they all had ups and downs, and they all had no intention of sleeping.

"This is a very special task, and it may be quite a challenge for you at this stage."

"According to the oral account of the Silver Foxi Foxi, the Don Quixote family established a secret den in the capital of the seven waters, specially gathering the population captured from the north of the Tiannanhai Sea here, and transferring it to the Chambord Islands through the transit station of the capital of the seven waters."

"I ask the six of you to temporarily leave the training ship fleet and form a sharp knife squad, with the purpose of going to the capital of the seven waters, destroying the den of the Don Quixote family hidden in the capital of the seven waters for human trafficking, and seizing the evidence of the Don Quixote family's crime."

Don Quixote!

The name of the person, the shadow of the tree.

In recent years, the Don Quixote family has risen rapidly, and Doflamingo is also a leader among pirates, and he has become famous in the new world.

Destroying an important den under the umbrella of this sea thief means forging a mortal feud with the Don Quixote family.

The Don Quixote family is different from the average pirate.

The Don Quixote family's business covers the East Sea, the South China Sea, the North Sea, the West Sea, and the Great Sea, and not only the major powers are friendly with it, but even the world government also secretly does business with it.

Once you offend the Don Quixote family, it means being hunted down by the Don Quixote family to the ends of the earth.

Even if you don't think about yourself, you have to think about your family.

No one dares to guarantee that when they are working outside, the pirates will not do anything to their families.

Although it is said that since Admiral Zefa's family was killed by pirates in retaliation, the Navy Headquarters has specially requisitioned an island and built a small town to house the families of the Admiral of the Navy Headquarters, and there are more than three naval fleets patrolling nearby, and safety is greatly guaranteed.

However, due to the limited size of the island and the limited supply of housing, at least one must become a brigadier general to be able to have such special treatment and be able to bring family members to the island to settle down.

The Navy has developed a strict organizational system, with ranks and titles from low to high, namely:

private, private, private, commander, juncao, cao chief, warrant officer, second lieutenant, lieutenant, captain, major zo, major admiral, major general, lieutenant general, brigadier general, major general, lieutenant general, general, marshal.

Private 3rd, Private 2nd, Private 1st class, collectively referred to as soldiers.

Wu Chang to Dazuo, collectively known as non-commissioned officers.

Brigadier General, Major General, Lieutenant General, Senior General, Marshal, collectively referred to as Generals.

Soldiers are the base unit in the Navy.

At the non-commissioned officer level, he already has the power to lead a group of soldiers of varying numbers, and senior non-commissioned officers like Daisaku can even serve as resident commanders in the weakest East China Sea, enjoying the authority to lead a warship and supporting soldiers.

At the level of general, there must be warships and ships under the command, the authority to command a fleet, and even sit in a certain naval base, which can be called a local emperor.

"What do you think of this mission?"

Jonathan drew a match and lit a cigarette for himself.

Cigarette butts sparkled, and cigarettes blurred Jonathan's mature face.

Among the group of students, Jonathan can be said to be the oldest, already in his early thirties, and the others are mostly baseball guys in their teens and twenties, only he is already the age of an uncle.

"To be honest, I'm not too sure."

Jonathan smiled wryly, breaking the silence of the night.

"I'm just an ordinary person, at most I have better physical fitness than others, and an excellent mind, but I know that my talent is limited, my swordsmanship is mediocre, my gun skills are mediocre, I can't learn the Navy Six Style, and I don't have the Devil Fruit ability."

"If it weren't for the fact that I signed up for the army at the same time as General Akainu, and I was a fellow of General Akainu, thinking that I was in my early thirties, and I was still just a second lieutenant, I cheekily wrote to General Akainu to intercede, obtained a letter of recommendation from General Akainu, and was able to enter the Naval Academy for further study, otherwise with my qualifications, I would not have been able to sit and talk with you monsters."

Hearing this, everyone was silent for a while.

The Naval Academy is not a place that everyone can enter, but a base for training the new generation of the Navy.

To enter the Naval School, there are two conditions.

The first is to excel in the process of performing the task and make great achievements, so as to attract the attention and appreciation of the superior leaders.

Second, they have connections in the headquarters of the Navy and can obtain letters of recommendation from generals at the level of commodore or above.

As soon as you are able to graduate from the naval school, you will be able to immediately gain reuse.

Of course, if you can't graduate, you can only stay in school, and if you don't complete the graduation exam after two years, you will be expelled from school.

As for the graduation exams of the naval school, they have always been known for their strictness and do not give anyone room for cleverness.

Therefore, even if they enter the naval school through connections, those who can successfully graduate in the end are the elites in the navy.

"If you don't try it, how will you know the result?"

Meeting everyone's eyes, Yang Ming chuckled:

"We are the Navy, Tenyaksha Doflamingo is a pirate, there has never been a precedent for the Navy to be afraid of pirates, not before, not now, I believe, there will never be in the future!"

"This is the glory laid by countless naval ancestors with corpses!"

Under the moonlight, the young man beat his chest with one hand and said, "

We defend glory with blood!"