Pirates make jokes: Obtain eight magical skills at the beginning

Q: What is it like to get a headshot in the face?

Yang Ming really didn't know.

When Borshemi, a pirate, pulled out his gun and shot, Yang Ming's dynamic vision in his eyes could not keep up with the speed of the bullet, unable to capture the trajectory of the bullet, let alone react in advance to dodge.

Seeing that the bullet was getting closer and closer to Yang Ming's forehead, Borshemi had an even bigger smile on his face.

He could already foresee the next moment the bullet passed through the head of this stinky imp.

"Hugh wants to hurt him!"

At this moment, a thin figure suddenly jumped out from the side.

Luffy took a deep breath and allowed the air to fill his rubber-like body, his whole body was like an inflated balloon, expanding rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and directly covering Yang Ming's figure behind him with a wide area of abdomen that was bulging up.

"Bang!"

The bullet landed on Luffy's soft belly, only denting the belly, but unable to penetrate the past.

On the contrary, as the power of the bullet decayed, Luffy's belly, with its strong elasticity, quickly forced the bullet out of the body and bounced the bullet back at a faster speed.

"Groove!"

Borshemi was shocked and only had time to flash sideways.

Unfortunately, the speed of the bullet that bounced back was so fast that he was only able to avoid the point, but he was hit by the bullet in the thigh.

Fortunately, this was not hit by a warhead, and the power was not so great.

But the force carried by the bullet, although it could not penetrate Borshemi's thigh, was still deeply embedded in his thigh muscles.

The pain in his legs hit his brain, Borshemi gasped, his face turned cold, and he called out to the two companions next to him

, "What are you still stunned for, hurry up and shoot!"

"The boss said that to deal with these stinky imps, you can live to see people and die to see corpses!"

The two companions woke up like a dream and quickly pulled out guns from their waist.

Taking advantage of Luffy's protection of Yang Ming, Ace and Saab had a very tacit understanding, and rushed forward one left and one right.

The marksmanship of ordinary pirates is very bad, if it is against a fixed target that cannot move, it can hit four out of ten shots, but when dealing with people who can move, the hit rate drops by at least half.

What's more, Ace and Saab have received brutal training since childhood, not running straight and straight, but running along an irregular S-shaped position, so as to constantly dodge oncoming bullets.

The flintlock gun in the hands of ordinary pirates is an old gun type that has been eliminated, and after firing a bullet, it can be fired again after three seconds, this is to cool the hot barrel, otherwise it is easy to cause the flintlock gun to explode.

Three seconds, long is not long, short is not short, enough to make Ace and Saab get close to the two ordinary pirates.

Ace has been fighting with the ruffians for many years, knowing that he is very weak in strength compared to ordinary pirates, so he does not mean to go head-to-head with the enemy, but with the help of a sprint, and then a sliding shovel passes.

The soft sand became the best area for the sliding shovel, making Ace kick on the calf of the ordinary pirate, which immediately made the opponent's body unstable and fell to the side.

Without waiting for the other party to react, a young boy in a blue noble dress rushed to one side.

Saab pulled out two pieces of iron pipe from his waist and pieced them together to form a long steel stick, swung a circle of stick flowers in his hand, jumped up sharply, and hit the back of the head of an ordinary pirate.

The back of the head is the weakness of the human body, and it is closely related to the brain nerves, and at the moment of receiving the head-on blow, this ordinary pirate suddenly rolled his eyes and fainted instantly.

This is the body's stress response to protect the human brain from short-term stimulation.

With Saab's strength, he can only stun the enemy for a while, and the other party will soon reawaken.

"Whew! Whew!

Saab stood steady, his chest heaving violently, and exhaled heavily.

Don't look at his action just now, but after all, in the face of ordinary pirates who can shoot at any time, he will be shot by the enemy if he is not careful, and he is dancing on the tip of the knife all the time, giving him quite a lot of psychological pressure.

Saab sighed smoothly, crossed his waist with one hand, smiled at Borshemi and another ordinary pirate, and said in a rather beaten tone:

"You guys are good, if you have the ability, shoot me?"

"Come on! Come on! Omittedly!

While speaking, Saab also stuck out his tongue at the pirate, extremely insulting.

Borshemi and his companions suddenly felt that their dignity as an adult was repeatedly rubbed on the ground by a little fart child, and they instantly became furious, blood rushed to their brains, and without thinking more, they immediately shot at Saab's location.

"Bang! Bang!

The moment the two raised their guns, Saab reacted in advance, rolling to the side with a tactic, allowing the pirates behind where they were standing to be used as human sandbags.

Without Saab blocking in front, two bullets unsurprisingly hit the poor pirate.

Really, hit my teammates!

Backstabbed by his companion, the unlucky ghost suddenly let out a pig-killing scream, woke up from his dizziness, and then found that he had been inexplicably shot twice in the back.

"Who shot me?"

Borshemi and his companions looked away from each other, not daring to speak.

I don't know whether to say that the guns of these pirates are backward and outdated, or whether to say that the people in the One Piece world are physically excellent.

The ordinary pirate who was wounded by a gunshot actually stumbled up from the sand, and seemed to be able to fight.

Seeing the wonderful cooperation between Ace and Saab, Yang Ming was secretly surprised in his heart.

I have to say that the figures who can become powerful in the future will first see the first clues from an early age.

The two acted decisively, cooperated extremely tacitly, and moved skillfully and smoothly, and they knew at a glance that they had done this more than once, and they had formed a set of styles.

It's just a pity that the strength of children is too small after all.

If an adult just hit the back of the head of an ordinary pirate, the other party would have been more than dizzy for so long.

After the lesson just now, Borshemi and his companions hurriedly tore a strip of cloth from their clothes, and after bandaging the wound haphazardly, they tried to shrink the encirclement, enclosing Ace and Saab in a small area and compressing their room for maneuver.

Once they succeed, Ace and Saab are in danger.

Seeing that the situation was critical, Yang Ming immediately whispered to Luffy, and the two grabbed a handful of sand on the ground and quickly rushed to the aid of their friends.

This run shows the high and low physique of the two people.

Luffy didn't make much effort, so he rode into the dust, leaving Yang Ming far behind, and quickly attracted the attention of the three pirates.

However, Yang Ming's speed was slow, and he was a weak chicken at a glance, which did not attract too much attention from the three pirates.

When Yang Ming finally approached the battlefield, the two sides were fighting together.

Ace, Saab, and Luffy are very experienced in fighting, making full use of their short size to circle around the three pirates.

Due to the close distance between each other, having suffered the loss of beating his teammates just now, the three of Borshemi knew that they were not sharpshooters, and they all gave up shooting to avoid accidental casualties of their teammates again.

After giving up shooting, the three pirates suddenly showed their brave side, and once they caught the opportunity, it was a round of stormy serial attacks.

Just now, Ace was accidentally grabbed by Borshemi by the back of the neck, and kicked him sharply on the knee, kicking him in the stomach, almost spitting out the fish and meat he ate at noon.

Fortunately, Luffy arrived in time and, according to Yang Ming's suggestion, directly scattered a handful of sand in his hand.

"Blah blah!"

His eyes went into the sand, and Borshemi was briefly blind in both eyes.

Luffy jumped on the spot, opened his mouth and bit Borshemi's wrist, causing him to reluctantly drop Ace in his hand in pain, allowing Ace to escape.

When Borshemi finally rubbed the sand from his eyes, Yang Ming arrived by chance and gave him another handful of fresh and hot sand, which once again made him briefly blind.

In the brief recovery of sight just now, Borshemi saw Yang Ming's blurred figure, and his chest was suddenly filled with endless anger.

I can't clean up the three of Ace, I still can't clean you up?

"Stinky little ghost, when I catch you, I must let you cut a thousand cuts!"

With a roar, Borshemi flew towards the direction where Yang Ming was in his memory, trying to use the advantages of his height and weight to throw Yang Ming down on the sand.

Fortunately, Yang Ming has a strong learning ability, and after observing the cooperation between Ace and Saab just now, he realized in his heart, and when Borshemi raised his arms, he noticed that something was wrong, and rolled on the ground in a not very good-looking donkey rolling way, avoiding the enemy's attack.

Yang Ming stood up again and looked in the direction of Borshemi.

Perhaps because the opponent's movement was too large, the flintlock gun pinned to the tactical belt on his waist flew out and landed not far from Yang Ming.

Yang Ming's eyes flashed, and he immediately rushed up with all his strength and picked up this old style flintlock gun from the ground.

At this moment, Borshemi got up from the ground, raised his hand to wipe the sand from his eyes, and returned his vision to normal, and saw that the smelly little ghost who had not been put in his eyes was showing him a smile.

None of this matters!

Importantly, the stinky imp was standing in front of him at this time, raising the flintlock gun with both hands and aiming at his lower body at close range.

Yang Ming knew very well in his heart that once he fell into the hands of these vicious pirates, the lightest encounter would also be sold to human traffickers, so he did not hesitate at all, and immediately shot at the other party's little brother.

Chickens fly and eggs beat, flesh and blood fly!

Yang Ming blew a breath, blew away the smoking barrel, and said coldly:

"Death is like the wind, always accompany me!"