Pirates making memes: get eight magic skills at the beginning

The plan of the year lies in the spring, and the plan of the day lies in the morning.

When the morning sun outside the house spilled on the sheets through the window, Princess Vivi opened her eyes sleepily, thinking of last night’s madness, Princess Vivi suddenly turned red, picked up messy clothes from under the bed and put them on, and went to the bathroom to rinse with slightly messy steps.

When she came out of the bathroom again, she saw that Yang Ming was actually cooking in the kitchen, and she was secretly surprised in her heart, and she stood on tiptoe and gently approached it.

The kitchen knife seemed to come alive in Yang Ming’s hands, easily and comfortably cut the ingredients into evenly sized portions, turned on the fierce oil pot steaming, Yang Ming poured the ingredients that had already been processed into the pot one after another, and suddenly made a “zila” sound, followed by an appetizing smell.

The shelled shrimp are stir-fried in a pan with noodles, from light to dark, and when seasoned one by one, they add a great flavor, and a little green onion is sprinkled at the end as a finishing touch, bringing the color and fragrance to Princess Vivi.

When Yang Ming turned around, he happened to see Princess Weiwei’s stunned expression.

“Why do you look at me like this, do I have flowers on my face?”

Staring at the freshly baked seafood fried noodles in Yang Ming’s hand, Princess Wei Wei smiled toothyly.

“I just didn’t expect that the admiral of the Navy headquarters would actually cook.”

This is not that Princess Vivi is discriminatory, but in her cognition, the admiral of the naval headquarters is already an equal existence with the kings of various kingdoms, and there are people to take care of food, clothing, housing and transportation on weekdays, perhaps like the nobles, they have long been accustomed to the life of opening their mouths and stretching their hands.

The two returned to the table, and seeing that Yang Ming didn’t seem to have any intention of tasting seafood fried noodles, Princess Wei Wei smiled and said,

“Yang Ming, why don’t you let me taste it, could it be that the stir-fry is very delicious?”

Saying that, Princess Vivi couldn’t help but say, picked up the fork and rolled up the noodles, and put it in her mouth to taste it.

I have to say that Yang Ming’s craftsmanship is very unique, fresh shrimp retain deliciousness and activity, you can feel that fresh breath as soon as you enter the mouth, the noodles are tough, and after absorbing the umami of sea shrimp, it is a must.

But the next moment, Princess Vivi heard a “click” sound.

Looking down, the clothes she was wearing on her body were cracked.

“Ugh!”

A slightly panicked scream added a little bit of a different flavor to the morning.

An hour later, when Princess Vivi came out of the room, both legs were numb.

This morning, she ate two portions of seafood noodles and felt that her mouth was swollen.

Kobra was so good that he sent his precious daughters to the door, and Yang Ming naturally would not let this cheap uncle suffer a loss.

After dealing with the affairs of the capital Albana, Yang Ming rushed to the rainy field, the base camp of the sand crocodile Klockdar.

It is worth mentioning that due to the unique desert terrain in the Kingdom of Alabastan, Yang Ming did not walk over, but took a mount called the Saint Dora Lizard.

The Saint Dora Lizard is a giant lizard that is the size of a small mobile house, with a wide back that can carry more than a dozen people, fangs and claws, and because of its ferocious personality, it is difficult for ordinary people to tame this creature.

Rain Land is a famous oasis in the Kingdom of Alabastan, located in the most prestigious casino in the entire kingdom, but all nobles and rich people will choose to go to the rain to spend, over time it has also become a famous gold den, as long as you have money, you can buy the best services here.

Pure water, which is hard to find in other parts of the Kingdom of Alabastan, can be found everywhere here, and even very extravagantly constructs a huge artificial lake, the surface of the lake ripples, rich people on private ships, left and right embrace beautiful women, sightseeing on the lake, I don’t know how many people envy.

In addition to its wealth, there are two species of flora and fauna that are most famous here.

One is the banana crocodile, a fierce beast that feeds on sea kings, with a banana-shaped sarcoma on its head, and between its strong upper and lower jaws, it can crush the steel plate in one bite, and is raised in the lake by the sand crocodile Klockdal.

Any gambler who dares to settle in the casino will be thrown into the lake to feed and become the belly of these banana crocodiles.

The other is the Mesca cactus, which is round in shape, with an inner diameter of up to 30 cm, and a beautiful rosette at the top, which can bloom and bear fruit every six months, and the petal pollen has the effect of stimulating human nerves.

In the black market in the rainy land, the pollen of the Mesca cactus is often picked, one is used to make stimulants, which will produce hallucinations after others use it, and the other is used as an additive for dancing powder, which can intensify the emotions of the human body.

Dancing powder, also known as rain-calling powder, can be used for rainfall, but once this powder is used, drought occurs in the downwind area.

In fact, this dancing powder is equivalent to the effect of rain bombs.

The moisture in one area is uneven and dynamically distributed, and once the area forcibly collects the moisture in the surrounding area, it will cause rain in the area, and other areas will lose moisture and cannot rain normally.

Pollen mixed with Mesca cactus, as rainfall falls on the ground, as the air evaporates, and then inhales through the body’s respiratory system, it will stimulate their emotions.

This seemingly ordinary move may not be much in other places, but in a place like the Kingdom of Alabastan that lacks rain and rain, it can be quite deadly.

In particular, people suffer from inequality without suffering from the few, which will also exacerbate the contradictions between regions.

Yang Ming has already mastered the crimes of Sand Crocodile Klockdar in detail through the love network network, and these information are all sorted out by the personal secretary Kalifa, whether it is personnel, raw material processing, channel transportation, and finished product production, all of which are recorded in detail.

It has to be said that the sand crocodile Klockdar is a talent.

Unfortunately, this sea thief who used to be on the sea, since he failed to challenge Whitebeard many years ago, has focused on finding the ancient weapon Hades, but has ignored the most important point, who has the biggest fist in this world after all.

The sand crocodile Klockdar’s plan is not unsophisticated, and he is also concerned about the reputation of the Nafirutali family, so he would rather spend years on the layout.

But this plan to swallow the Kingdom of Alabastan can easily fall apart once it encounters strong intervention from the outside world.

The news that Yang Ming came galloping on the Saint Dora lizard could not hide the eyes of the Baroque Work Society at all.

The Baroque Work Society’s eyeliner is distributed throughout the Kingdom of Alabastan, and it has been able to tenaciously develop a network of influence after many secret confrontations with the revolutionary army over the years, which in itself shows that the professional quality of these personnel is quite passable.

In response to Yang Ming’s diversion to the rainy land, the Baroque Work Society held an emergency meeting.

The young man with the number 3 on the top of his head, his face was full of panic, and he looked left and right, and found that only the president and vice president had not arrived, and the other employees had come, and Gar Dino wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said,

“Why hasn’t the boss come yet?”

Mr.1 Daz Bonnis is like a stone man, with his hands folded in front of his chest, silent.

His partner was a hot girl, Pola brushed her messy hair with both hands, raised her eyes and glanced at Gar Tino, and said angrily:

“Don’t be impatient, the president will be here soon.”

Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao to.

In the next moment, the floor of the front seat of the conference hall was open to the left and right sides, and under the pull of the mechanism, the floor was raised, and a boss chair appeared in front of everyone, with the back of the chair facing everyone, and next to the boss chair, there was a woman standing in a pavilion.

Nicole Robin is slender and slender, wearing a jacket and hip-length jeans, revealing a large area of wheat-colored skin, wearing a beret on her head, and a pair of wise eyes under the brim of her hat looking around, taking the performance of everyone present into account one by one, feeling a pang of boredom in her heart for no reason, and secretly said:

“Just this group of rotten fish and smelly shrimp, I haven’t seen that Asura general, I am afraid that I have become this virtuous now, what use can I have?”

When Nicole Robin complained in her heart, the boss chair rotated clockwise 180°, revealing the true face of the boss of the Baroque Work Club.

Klockdar wore a gray-green coat draped over his shoulders, a cigar in the corner of his mouth, leaned on the handle of the chair with one hand, and looked at everyone with his right hand on his cheek, ”

What do you think about the upcoming visit of General Asura to the rainy land?”

The Baroque Work Club will not be a gathering place for the Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks, Mr.3 Gar Tino said weakly:

“Boss, we can try to develop General Shura into a member of the Baroque Work Club.”

Klockdar: “…”

If Yang Ming comes, is he the boss, or Yang Ming the boss?”

Next, the members give full play to their subjective initiative.

“Boss, we can pretend to surrender, and after the Asura General leaves the Alabastan Kingdom, we will collect evidence of his crime and backstab him.”

“Boss, let’s change the name of our Baroque Work Club from today, in the future, it will be the Help People Work Club, we are all good people, so that we will not be targeted by the Asura general!”

“Boss, is it still time for me to resign?”

Hearing these wise words, Klockdar couldn’t help but cover his face.

What a crime!

What kind of top talent am I hiring?

Suddenly, everyone present suddenly felt a violent tremor in the entire conference room.

No, rather, the whole plot is in an earthquake.

Klockdar takes out a movie phone bug that can monitor the scene outside the casino.

But I saw that Yang Ming came slowly from a distance, his right hand clenched into a fist, and bombarded towards the ground.

“My strength is unmatched!”