Pirates: Song of Weary

The next day, the blue sea was full of undulating waves and cloudless, and a small boat slowly drifted with the wind.

On the bow of the boat, on the deck, there is a parasol, a deck chair, a golden monkey, with Erlang's legs crossed, a banana in one hand, a goblet in the other, and squinting comfortably.

Drinking wine from time to time, blinking, eating bananas from time to time, with an expression of enjoyment, I don't know, I thought it was the eldest young master who was living a corrupt life.

Not far away, a figure wearing stone cuffs with a very embarrassed expression was looking angrily at the golden monkey on the reclining chair.

Perhaps sensing Waldo's resentful gaze, the monkey opened his eyes, his face complimented on the spot, he grinned hoarsely, put down the goblet humanely, and squeaked, "What are you looking at, hurry up and rub your legs for Lao Tzu."

As he danced, Valdo's face flushed, and he actually walked to the monkey's side, pressing the monkey's leg tremblingly.

"Squeak... idiot, haven't you eaten? No strength at all."

The monkey was reluctant and cursed.

"I'll wipe your uncle. If you have the ability to kill me, a scholar can kill but not shame. If you have the ability to take off Lao Tzu's handcuffs, Lao Tzu will teach you to be a human being, no, teach you to be a monkey."

Valdo broke out, his face was ashen, he had had enough of this monkey.

In the past few days, this monkey didn't know what to do, and even thought of himself as a subordinate at will. If he didn't agree, it was just a kick, which made Valdo want to die every day.

This stupid monkey didn't even think about it. Lao Tzu was wearing Hailou stone handcuffs, and he was powerless. He even asked Lao Tzu to bring tea and water. He couldn't handle it, or he was dissatisfied. Then he was whipped, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, which was all light.

I remember the first few times, when I ignored the unreasonable demands of the monkey, but after Huluo Pingyang was bullied by the dog, and after a few lessons that life was better than death, Waldo decided to temporarily condescend to the monkey's lewd power.

He swears that a man can bend and stretch, these are all temporary, and after he escapes here, he must let this monkey taste why his **** is so red.

"Squeak... oh, how dare you talk back to me like this?" The monkey stood up, squinted, folded his arms around his shoulders, and looked at Waldo strangely.

Seeing this look, Waldo shivered, because of this dark life, Waldo deeply knew the horror of this monkey.

Sure enough, the next moment confirmed Waldo's conjecture.

"You dead monkey, wait for Lao Tzu, one day Lao Tzu will kill you." Along the boat, the monkey was holding a fishing rod, and the bait was undoubtedly Waldo.

At this time, Valdo was soaked in the water, and even the insults were weak, but even so, he still insulted stubbornly.

"Squeak... I dare to scold, I have no food to eat today."

After he finished speaking, he fixed the fishing rod and left, leaving just like that, making Valdo's face change greatly.

"Dead monkey, come back to Lao Tzu..." Turning his head, Waldo struggled violently as he looked at the rapidly approaching fish ridges on the sea.

"If I die, Sky Bird will be angry."

This sentence made the monkey stop for a while, then hesitated, walked to the edge of the boat, and dropped Valdo in the air, so that the carnivores in the sea could only rub Valdo's buttocks.

"You **** dead monkey, I curse your **** to be so red forever." After violent tossing, Waldo felt a pain in his ass, and saw a half-meter-long sharp-mouthed fish hanging on it, swinging back and forth.

The heart-wrenching pain made Valdo face ashes.

"Squeak... even dare to refuse." The monkey was very angry, and the consequences were serious.

Walking on the moon and walking to Waldo's side, the monkey grinned hoarsely and even pulled off Waldo's clothes. In an instant, a naked and unknown object swayed back and forth on the sea with oars.

After being stunned for a moment, his crotch sank, and Valdo was furious and roared, "You have the ability to kill me. If you insult me ​​like this, you will be struck by lightning, you red-ass beast."

Valdo's eyes were red, and the high emotions rendered the whole sea, shame, absolute shame, and even the heart of death.

"Squeak... hum!" The monkey clapped his hands with a smug look on his face, and then disappeared along the edge of the boat, leaving only Valdo yelling.

"I'm going to kill you."

"Red Butt Monkey."

"Have the ability to fight with me for 300 rounds."

"I taught you how to be a monkey."

"You are paralyzed!"

"..."

Suddenly, a stinky sock was accurately thrown into Waldo's mouth, and the charming fragrance almost made Waldo faint in happiness.

A tear slid across his cheek, and Waldo actually cried, being bullied by a monkey and crying.

This is a shame, this is a wound that cannot be healed in a lifetime, at this moment, Waldo feels so wronged, so wronged.

At this moment, on the grass on the bow of the boat, Xuan Ye closed his eyes, his legs crossed, and his whole body was burning with golden red flames.

Steady breathing, blood circulation, and a three-legged divine bird with outstretched wings stands behind it.

The inch of flame swayed around Xuan Ye like a life, every moment, a strange force appeared in the flame, and it was obvious to the naked eye that Xuan Ye's severely injured body had begun to slowly heal. .

This state is a healing state developed by Xuan Ye, which absorbs the heat energy from the outside world, burns the flames, and feeds back on itself.

Two hours later, Xuan Ye spit out flames and slowly opened his eyes.

Dazzling, those dark eyes are like stars, exuding endless aura and fierceness.

Standing up and looking at the leisurely monkey on the reclining chair, Xuan Ye shook his head and was speechless; during this time, how did the monkey rectify Waldo, and how did Waldo never disdain, to resist, and finally scolded the situation, Xuan Ye was speechless. The night is clearly visible, he did not stop it, but was a little funny at the monkey's movements.

Looking at the surrounding sea, Xuan Ye frowned slightly.

"Hey, get up." Walking to the reclining chair, this dude was still drooling, blinking from time to time and talking in his sleep.

"Mother monkey..."

"Bananas, lots and lots of bananas..."

Not knowing whether to laugh or cry, Xuan Ye called out, but the dead monkey slept very deeply, so he didn't bother, and turned away and walked to the edge of the boat.

What caught the eye was a naked guy, his **** was dripping with blood at this time, and from time to time there were still one or two small fish that persisted in biting.

Raising his hand and putting down Waldo, he looked a little weird.

"If you have the ability to kill me, the scholar can kill but not humiliate." His breath was dying, and Waldo didn't even have the energy to scold.

During this time, it was the darkest and most shameful day for Waldo, and even the monkeys had a shadow in his heart.

No one knew the blood and tears in Valdo's heart, thinking about how high-spirited he was at the beginning, and offered a reward of 500 million Baileys, but at this moment it was his turn to be in such a situation, which made Valdo suffer a great blow.

He swore that as long as he had the chance, he would definitely kill all the monkeys he saw in the future, especially this red-butt-gold monkey.

For monkeys, Waldo is abhorrent.

"Anyway, it's 500 million big pirates, and that's too bad." Standing in front of the resentful Valdo, Xuan Ye sneered.

"Humph...Humph..." Waldo just hummed, because he really had no strength to speak, and Shu didn't see him. Was Waldo looking haggard at this time?

It sounds like tears.

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