Pirates: The Mechanic of the Straw Hats

“Waiter, bring me the menu.”

Carl waved to Sanji who was standing aside.

“OK, just a second.”

Sanji quickly ran to the counter, took a few menus and handed them to Carl and the others.

“Um? Why isn’t mine the only one?” Nami asked.

Because Sanji just handed everyone the menu, but he was the only one who missed it.

“Madam, I’m very sorry, there are no extra menus at the moment. Could you please take a look at one with the guests next to you?”Sanji said politely.

“Um? You guy, where are you looking at? Why are you talking to the air? Nami asked angrily, pointing at Sanji.

In order to avoid being affected by Nami, Sanji deliberately avoided contact with the other party. Even when talking, he would turn his eyes to the side, giving people a squinting look. a feeling of

“I…I’m very sorry, my eyes are sick!”

There is no other way. In order to avoid further development of the situation, Sanji can only start talking nonsense seriously.

“But when you were talking to them just now, there was nothing wrong with your eyes.”

“Am I that ugly? Make you dare to even take a look”

“a ha ha ha!! Luffy slapped his thigh and laughed,”Nami, people think you are ugly!””

“Bastard, you don’t need to talk too much!”The iron fist of justice from Nami directly knocked Luffy to the ground, and he didn’t dare to say anything anymore.

Seeing that Nami was not going to let this matter go easily, Sanji could only move his eyes back again.

When he saw Nami, In an instant, his eyes changed into the shape of love hearts, and his eyes were full of love.

“This beautiful lady, you really misunderstood”

“It’s precisely because of your beautiful face that I can’t help myself, so I don’t dare to look at you”

“ah? Really?”Nami was stunned. She didn’t expect that the other party would say such words.

Moreover, why was he a handsome young man just now and suddenly turned into an infatuated man!

“That’s right, because with just one glance, my heart already belongs to you!”

“It’s just that I’m just a waiter in a small restaurant. I still have a job and I have to serve customers.”

“I don’t deserve to have a loving son and daughter at all, so…I can only hide my love for you deep in my heart”

“That’s why I…I don’t dare to look at you, because I’m afraid that if I look at you one more time, I will explode!”

“because of my love for you….”

“Stop, stop, stop, stop, I get it!”

Seeing that Sanji couldn’t stop, Nami waved her hand with disgust, signaling him to stop.

I don’t know how the guy said such disgusting words.

After all, Nami is a listener , I can’t stand it anymore, I can’t help it, it’s so numb

“Ahem…Sorry, I lost my temper!”Seeing that the matter was resolved, Sanji also breathed a sigh of relief and looked away again,”In return, this beautiful lady, I will bear all the expenses today.”

“After all, this is the only thing I can do for you! Let me, a little waiter, silently protect you from behind.”

Everyone: Ouch~~~~

Who can pull this idiot away quickly? So greasy and disgusting!

As soon as she heard that Sanji wanted to pay for herself, Nami, who was originally disgusted, immediately changed her expression:

“Since you said so, I don’t accept it. It seems to be quite cruel to you.”

“Then thank you~~”

Nami winked mischievously at a few people, as if to say:

Look, this girl is still very charming!

“So, can we order food? I can hardly wait!”Luffy looked like he was about to starve to death. He was lying on the table, staring longingly at the half-piece of steak on Porusalino’s plate that he had not yet had time to eat.

“Siha~~ It smells so good, uncle, can I eat it?”

“Oh ho? ? ?”Hearing Luffy’s words, Porusalino was also stunned. Even for him, this was his first time encountering such a thing.”Of course you can, Brother Straw Hat!””

The smile on Porusalino’s face became even more obvious.

【Monkey·D·Luffy?…What a funny guy】

“Thank you, uncle!”Luffy seemed to have been waiting for this sentence, so after Porusalino spoke, he immediately stretched out his hand, regardless of whether it was hot or not, grabbed the half piece of steak and put it in his mouth He threw it in, hurriedly and slowly, and managed to eat it before Karl stopped him.

“Luffy, you bastard!!! Don’t cause trouble to others casually! Carl said with a dark face, punching Luffy from the bench to the ground,”Besides, it’s too shameful to eat other people’s leftovers!””

“Yes, it’s too embarrassing!”*3

The other Nami, Zoro and Usopp also said in unison.

If possible, they really want to pretend they don’t know Luffy and leave.

It would be too embarrassing for such a captain to spread. Bar!

“Haha, what a delicious steak! I want another hundred servings!”

Luffy got up from the ground and didn’t care about what just happened. Instead, he cared more about the steak in his mouth.

“You guy!”Karl cursed helplessly, and then apologized to Porusalino on his behalf,”Uncle, I’m really sorry, my captain has a small problem here, please bear with me.”

Karl pointed at his head and explained for Luffy.

“Ah? What’s wrong with me?”

“I’m praising you for being smart!”

“Yeah? I think so too! But Karl is probably smarter.”Luffy said thoughtfully.

【I would rather not have the title”Smarter than You”! asshole! ]

Karl roared crazily in his heart.

Then, he waved to Sanji, and then he noticed that Sanji had very unconventional side bangs, the kind of hairstyle that could cover one eye.

To be honest, it was a bit abstract, and it made Karl wonder if he would not be able to see the road to one side while walking, and would fall into a pit or hit someone.

“Well, don’t bother, just click on this menu and give us all the dishes in your store! As for the steak this gentleman just ate, let’s order another hundred.”

“Nani?!! Everything on the menu? Want a hundred more steaks? Guest, are you kidding me?”There was a trace of anger on Sanji’s face, because he felt that the other party was making fun of him. After all

, with so much food, even if twenty people came to eat, they would definitely not be able to finish it, let alone there were only five of them in total.

“Although the consumption of several guests today will be counted on my head, I still have to act within their means and not waste food….But it’s absolutely not allowed!”

Sanji said quietly. He had already seen it. These people clearly heard his treat and decided to kill a bunch of big customers. In terms of money, Sanji didn’t care too much.

However, he was absolutely responsible for wasting food. Intolerable.