Pirates: The Mechanic of the Straw Hats

“Uncle, why don’t you get on my boat? ！”Luffy said seriously.

As soon as these words came out, not only Carl, but everyone present except Luffy couldn’t help but slowly raised a question mark.

Carl and the others felt that Luffy was too casual. After all, they were partners who would share difficulties together in the future. How could he be so casual? You pull people in when you see them, and invite them when you see them. Do you think the ship is a scrap collection station?

Porusalino was in the same mood, but after all, he was more surprised than he was interested. After all, few people in the world would dare to invite a naval admiral to join the pirate group. Done.

However, he felt that Luffy might just be out of his mind.

The scene became a little awkward for a while.

Porusalino did not answer directly, but asked a question, successfully shifting the question to another aspect.

“Are you here looking for a chef?”

“That’s right! I want to find the most powerful cook in the world to go with us to the Grand Line.”Luffy said proudly,”But…”

He changed his voice and looked around with a very vigilant expression. After making sure that no one was eavesdropping, he said cautiously:

“actually…We have a secret mission here”

“oh? What is it?”Porusalino showed an interested expression.

“that is….”

“If I say so, will uncle agree to get on my boat?”

Porusalino:???

You can’t get through this, can you?

“Well….maybe…”

“Haha, actually we are here to meet a person, a very powerful person. Uncle, who do you think he is?”

“have no idea”

“It’s Admiral Kizaru, one of the three great admirals of the Navy – Poru Poru!”

???

A question mark slowly appeared on Kizaru’s head, and he began to ask himself, when did I change my name?

Why didn’t I know?

“Bastard! It’s Porusalino! If you say something wrong again later, we will all be taken to jail!”Nami angrily used the Iron Fist of Punishment, spanned the entire distance of the table, and punched Luffy to the ground.

“Private Marseille!!”

“Admiral? What did you do when you saw him?”Polusalino felt that things were becoming more and more interesting, so he did not reveal his identity. Instead, he continued to chat with Luffy,”Is he your friend?”

“Not friends, but uncle, let me tell you another secret!”Luffy said matter-of-factly,”This is a huge secret. If I tell you, you have to get on our ship!”

“Yo ho? Big secret?”

“Yes, it is indeed a big secret.”Luffy said, and opened his arms, as if he wanted to describe how big this secret was. As a result, his arm accidentally hit Nami’s face, and then he inevitably received another punch. In just a few minutes , Luffy has become bruised and swollen.

If someone didn’t know it, they would probably think that Luffy was some kind of handyman on the ship, the lowest status person! They would never have imagined that he would be the captain of such a group of people.

“Uncle, you have to believe me! This must be a big secret! but…Karl said that this secret cannot be told to others casually.”

Looking at Luffy, who had a bruised nose and face, but still didn’t forget to invite him on the ship, Porusalino almost laughed out loud. He felt that the little guy in front of him was really interesting.

Ever since he became a general, he It’s rare to meet such an interesting person.

In other words, because of that status, many people don’t dare to show such a state in front of him.

“Yo yo yo~~ I admit, you made my heart flutter! captain.” Porusalino said playfully

“well!”Luffy recovered instantly,”We have another partner!”

“By the way, uncle, I still don’t know your name!”

Cal, Nami, Zoro, Usopp: Bastard, you still know this! We thought you forgot!”

“My name? Let’s not talk about this first. Let’s talk about your big secret first! If this secret is not big enough, I will quit.~~”

“Do not worry!”Luffy approached Polu Salino and whispered seriously:”Actually, that Polu Polu is my second uncle!!!”

“puff~~~”The wine in Porusalino’s mouth was sprayed out, and it hit Luffy.

?!!!

Carl:…..

Who can tell him that he just fooled Luffy a little, saying that when they meet, he will call him uncle and build a relationship with General Kizaru, and maybe he can be more dedicated when teaching. how…like…Did Luffy take him seriously?

At first, Karl really thought it was some big secret! Still thinking about when he said that to Luffy.

I didn’t expect this to be the result.

Carl said his whole body was numb.

The one who also suffered from numbness was of course our native kizarupe, Porusalino.

He is completely confused now.

His reason and memory told him that he should not have such a great nephew.

But after seeing Luffy’s expression that didn’t look fake, he began to doubt again:

【Do I really have a nephew? ? ?】

【No way….】

Just when several people were lost in thought, the door of the restaurant was kicked open again.

Because there was a lot of movement, the guests in the restaurant looked towards the door and saw a very thin guy supporting a tall person who seemed to be seriously injured.

“We have a lot of money, please, give us some food and water!”

“It’s you, Ghost Man Akin!”

The chef Paddy, who originally walked up to receive the guest, recognized the thin man at a glance.

Because just one day ago, the man came to the restaurant with a weak body and wanted to have a meal. The waiter who received him at that time was also Paddy.

But at that time, Akin was very depressed and didn’t have a penny on him. He originally wanted to take out his pistol and threaten the chef in the restaurant to cook for him, but he picked the wrong opponent and was beaten up by Paddy, who was a combat chef. , almost died.

In the end, Sanji couldn’t bear to see anyone starving to death, so he made him a plate of egg fried rice, which saved his life.

And the person standing with him at this moment was the one he was standing with. The leader of the Creek Pirates, known as the Backstabber Creek, has a large pirate group of 5,000 people and is a veritable overlord of the East China Sea.

However, at the moment, his situation does not seem to be good.

“This time we brought money! Please give us some food and water!”Ajin put Crick on the ground, and the latter immediately lay down, as if he had really run out of energy.