Pirates: The salty life broken by Roger

"What a great destruction of another town, Captain!" came a

rude voice from a ship with floating skulls on the calm sea.

"Hahahaha, Uncle Ben's glorious achievements have added another rich and colorful stroke!" I

saw a bearded man wearing a red cloak and a fur hat on the boat, shouting with infinite scenery.

"The captain is mighty, the captain is mighty!" a group of crew members patted their horses frantically.

This captain, nicknamed the pointed beard with oil on the soles of his feet, is not strong, but he is despicable and obscene to the extreme, and he can mix to this day because of this shameless point.

"Captain, the little one has something to say. A pirate crew member came over and flattered.

"Talk about it!" the pointy beard waved his hand, happy and generous.

"Captain, we were just taught a lesson by that pirate hunter a few days ago, and the captain promised not to do this destruction of the town in the future, and now that he breaks his word so quickly, will he find us again?"

said the pirate crew worriedly.

Just because they met a pirate hunter with a knife when they were doing a house robbery a few days ago.

This person's knife was extremely fast, and before they could see the move, they only felt a cold wind blowing through, and the waistband of their trousers was all cut off.

In the end, they could only kneel and beg for mercy, and although the pirate hunter had superb knife skills, his heart was surprisingly kind, and he did not see their wolf ambitions, but only listened to them on the surface that they would definitely be rehabilitated in the future, so he let them go.

"Hahahaha, afraid of what he will do, even the pirate's plea for mercy dares to believe, you can see that this person is just a brave fool, hahahaha!" The

pointy beard crossed his hands at his waist, raised his head triumphantly and laughed.

"Indeed, that man was so kind to us, I had been a villain for so many years, and for the first time I felt embarrassed when I got to him. The

pirate crew scratched their heads and said a little embarrassed.

"Hahahaha, the little ones, remember to me, our sharp-bearded pirate group has always been to only bully the weak, in the face of the strong can hide can be avoided, can not dodge, we will learn to be soft and beg for mercy, kowtow a few heads, call a few grandfathers, in exchange for a life, really the world is not worth anything!"

"Hahahaha!" and these pirate chicks listened very seriously, as if they had really learned something useful from these blind truths.

"Don't be smiling, tell you so much, it's just that his mother wants you to be smart, sooner or later our sharp-bearded pirate group will grow, and it will develop into a huge force like Whitebeard, and when more and more people join our pirate group, there are thousands of people, maybe it will be one of you who will stand here and say these words to Laozi in the future." The

sharp-bearded man waved his hand and proudly drew a pie for the little minions underneath.

This is too ridiculous for onlookers, but the pirates who listen to these words at this moment are convinced and regard these words as the most reasonable words, and they can't be engraved in their hearts.

"So..." The sharp-bearded man was about to give his radical speech again, but was interrupted by a sudden burst of incongruous laughter.

"Ahhhhh

"What kind of idiot is it that makes such an incongruous laugh when I speak!"

the sharp-bearded man stared at the pirate crew with concern.

"Hahahahaha..." The laughter seemed to be unable to stop the car.

At this time, everyone could see who was laughing.

"It turns out that you are a stunned blue, you smile so happily, do you want to say something?" The

pointy-bearded voice became low, with a raging killing intent, and the original smiling face also turned into a cold and ruthless serious face at this time.

The pirate crew on the side couldn't help but be startled when they saw the sharp-bearded man speak in such a tone and expression, and every time he only spoke like this when he was about to kill.

"Hey, you guy stop laughing, didn't you see that the captain was not happy?" said

the surrounding pirates to the man who couldn't stop laughing.

However, instead of stopping laughing, the man laughed even harder.

"Very good, there are more people, naturally it is difficult to manage, occasionally you have to catch a typical case, a execution, in order to calm your reactionary heart, this is good, as a captain, I can really understand this."

While saying with murderous intent, the pointy beard took out the pistol on his waist and aimed it at the man who was still laughing endlessly.

A gunshot rang out, and all the pirates were lying on the deck holding their heads in fear.

"Ahahahaha..." However

, to everyone's surprise, the laughter was still there, and the laughing people were still safe and sound.

The pirates raised their heads, looked at the laughing man, looked behind them, and found a small eye left by a bullet on the deck not far behind him.

If you can't hit it so closely, unless it's blind, and it's their captain Pointbeard's own shot, I don't know if anything else, the pointy beard's marksmanship still has a hand.

There is only one possibility, and that is that their captain pointed beard, playing a realistic joke on all of them.

But no one celebrated their birthday today, was it necessary to make such costly jokes?

Everyone looked at their captain's pointed beard with doubt.

I saw that the pointy beard was also confused, looked at his pistol, looked at the blossoming crew sitting on the deck still smiling, and looked at the others.

The pointy beard fired two more shots, but the situation was still the same, only listening to the gunshots did not fall, and the laughter became more and more intense as adding fuel to the fire.

Who the did you bring on board, how come Lao Tzu hasn't seen you before!"

the pointy beard was completely anxious, threw down his pistol, and roared viciously at the man.

The man just sat there and laughed, not talking.

"Hey, what's his name, who led the ship, tell me quickly, or I'll kill you!"

asked the pirates beside him like crazy.

"Captain, I don't know, this hapless guy looks so good-looking, I've never seen it before." The

pirate crew member who was asked replied with a grievance.

The sharp-bearded man did not believe in evil, and asked another crew member, again not knowing who the laughing person was.

Finally, a huge question mark appeared on the heads of all pirates.

Who is this guy? He's not a member of their spiky

pirates! All the pirates look at the man.

Under the eyes of everyone, the man finally stopped smiling.

When he put away that endless smile, his delicate facial features appeared in front of everyone's eyes.

That's right, this is Lin Yu.