Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

Jia Suzhen didn't sing on stage tonight, nor did she go out to receive guests. She just stood in the corner of the corridor and watched Wu Zu quietly, watching his movements and expressions to judge whether he was satisfied with the meal tonight.

Pi Xiu saw it in his eyes and didn't say much, but a few monkey spirits were moved by the bitter scene, and sighed while watching: "Ask what love is in the world, it's just a promise between life and death."

"Wake up, if you want to become adults, you have to evolve for hundreds of millions of years." Ren Jiao said vaguely with a cigarette in his mouth, "If you want to fall in love, save money first. If you don't have money, how can there be a female monkey who would like you?"

Monkey Two retorted: "My recent online dating partner is not like this, she is willing to fight with me."

"Internet dating experts are not in the scope of discussion, thank you for the next one." Ren Jiao said casually.

Online love master Monkey 2, Zongheng bib penguin prestige post bar, handsome European and American male model avatar plus various membership privileges, even playing a mobile game can chat with brothers and sisters for a while.

Qiu Fu has asked Hou Er many times for advice on how to seduce girls, but he can only look at her skin and not get the true meaning. Hou Er commented that his looks are not clever enough and his mind is not flexible enough, so he should stand aside and wait for his family to introduce a fox for a blind date.

Seeing that the kitchen was almost busy, Pixiu washed his hands and said, "I'm going upstairs first, call me if you have anything to do."

"Hey." Ren Jiao yelled, and lifted his chin at the steaming chicken soup on the pot: "The chicken soup has been stewed for you, you can serve it to Wenxi to drink."

Pi Xiu waved his hand: "No, you can drink it. His soul body can bear my yang energy now, so he doesn't need to drink this chicken soup."

"No need?" Hou Si broke down a bit: "But what if there are so many roosters in the backyard? I've been sweeping chicken shit these days, and I'm almost scared of chickens."

Pixiu thought for a while: "Buy some more hens and come back, try to lay more eggs to hatch chicks during this time, let these roosters leave a seed to taste the taste of being a father before they die. gone."

Ren Jiao: ...

Monkey spirit: ...

It is true that the beast speaks, and the Pleiades star officer wants to cry when he hears it.

Pixiu opened the door and went upstairs, passing by Jia Suzhen, he still couldn't help but stopped and said, "Don't look at it, the more you look at it, the more uncomfortable it becomes, why bother?"

Jia Suzhen shook her head: "I don't feel bad, I'm just happy for Wu Lang. He is the reincarnation of Wenquxing, so he shouldn't have anything to do with people like this." Enough……"

"That's not the case. Now you singers have to be called artists. It's different from before." Pixiu said for a while, thinking that no matter how good the treatment in this new society is, it will be the same as the reincarnated female ghost in front of him. It doesn't matter, what are you doing talking so much nonsense?

He frowned and thought about it, could it be that after staying with the little thing for a long time, he became too kind because of the influence?

Damn it, the character design is about to collapse.

Pi Xiu didn't say any more, and went upstairs directly to reflect on himself, but when he opened the emerald green curtain, he found a mess of books piled up on the sofa, and Wenxi sat cross-legged on the floor, turning the pages of the book in his hand.

"What are you doing here?" Pixiu walked over and bent over to hug him up, "It's not that it's cold these days, so why are you still sitting on the ground."

Wenxi held the book and hugged his shoulders: "It's about naming the little broom. You are his father, so come and read it together."

"Whatever you look at, it's called Pi Fa Cai. It's auspicious and festive, and it fully expresses his father's and my life's wish." Pi Xiu waved his hand, and the scattered books immediately piled up in a pile, vacating the sofa.

Wenxi frowned: "That won't work, it sounds like there is no culture at all."

The little broom nodded frantically: "It's hard, hard to hear!"

"Then Pikachu, that electric mouse is a celebrity, or a foreign name, so he must be educated." Pixiu took out the Kangxi dictionary in Wenxi's hand and looked at it, and couldn't help frowning. The subway old man looked at his phone.

Pixiu: "What are these words? Can mortals really call this name?"

The bends and bends are like earthworms bending together, and the characters look like paintings.

"What's wrong with this?" Wenxi said: "Don't look at the complicated strokes of these characters, but their connotations are good. At first glance, they are cultural people."

Pi Xiu shook his head: "No, the class teacher will copy your name hundreds of times when the little broom gets into a fight. If you have this kind of name, then Ren Jiao will copy your name all night, and your hands will be useless, how will you flip the spoon the next day?"

Wenxi was unhappy: "You have so many opinions, so tell me what my name is."

"If you can't get rich with Pi, let's make treasures with Pi." Seeing that Wen Xi still wanted to speak, Pi Xiu immediately said, "I don't accept any rebuttals. I say this is this."

The little broom threw away the pen when he heard it: "I hate it! I won't go to school!"

"No, there is no option not to go to school after the tuition has been paid." Pi Xiu stared, "After you finish your final exam, I will ask Ren Jiao to take you to play in the sea during the summer vacation."

The little broom muttered in a low voice: "I don't need him to take me, I can go."

Pixiu: "Go by yourself? Don't you remember the Jingwei from Emperor Yan's family? How smooth was his speech when he was alive, but after he secretly went to the sea to play in the water and drowned, he became this kind of virtue. He only knows Jingwei all day It's called, it's like a repeater, what? You want to become a repeater like her?"

The little broom stopped talking, he was not smooth at first, wouldn't it be even worse if he could only speak two words?

Pi Xiu's tone was heavy: "So you must never go to the sea alone, even swimming by the river, do you hear me?"

"If I were Emperor Yan, I would crawl out of my grave in anger when I heard your words."

The window on the second floor was suddenly pushed open, Queen Mother Xi bent over and came in from the outside, with a bit of hot wind, Pixiu immediately frowned.

Queen Mother of the West: "Jingwei's accident is obviously a karmic arrangement of heaven, how come it has become a tragic case of children swimming in the river in summer without permission?"

Pi Xiu's face darkened: "It's about educating the children, don't talk."

Queen Mother Xi shrugged and smiled at Wenxi beside Pi Xiu: "Long time no see."

Wenxi nodded politely: "Long time no see."

He stood up and said, "I'll pour you a cup of tea."

"Oh, I've been here so many times, and it's the first time I still have tea." Xi Wangmu sat down on the sofa and sighed: "It's different when there are people in the room."

Pixiu glanced at her, and said to the little broom, "Go downstairs and play with your Uncle Ren Jiao."

"Do, homework..."

Pi Xiu: "Write fifteen characters an hour. If you want to finish writing, hurry up and play, or just sit here and do your homework."

After hearing this, the little broom threw the pen away and ran away. Wenxi couldn't even scream.

"I don't write my homework, what should I do if his teacher criticizes and asks the parents tomorrow?" Wenxi put the water in front of Queen Mother Xi: "I'll show you a joke."

Pi Xiu didn't care: "Let Ren Jiao go, Xiao Sao will treat his teacher as Nezha, who specializes in marine life."

"Then you have to do your homework." Wenxi frowned: "I checked the Internet today, and I still need to check my education background to enter the Sanitation Office."

The Queen Mother of the West looked at Wenxi and then at Pixiu. She couldn't get into the conversation between the two of them for a while, so she could only take a sip of the water and found that the tea still had a tea taste. It really moved China and made her reluctant to continue drinking.

"Stop talking about this, go down and see if there is anything to eat, and bring me some."

Pixiu sent him away, and then turned to look at Queen Mother Xi: "What are you looking for?"

"Look at this." Queen Mother Xi pulled out a folder and threw it in front of him, lit a cigarette and held it in her hand: "The medical report of the mortal who was injured by you today."

Pixiu glanced: "It's pretty miserable."

Queen Mother Xi paused: "That's not the point, you look back."

"There are old wounds on the body, and there are many burn marks." Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: "There are two traces of monster energy left, one is very weak and cannot be found, and the other..."

He stared at the word "Fei Yi" and his face darkened.

Fat left is a sign of drought, which can lead to heat and drought in the world. It is the last monster that Pixiu, who is hot and strong, does not want to meet.

Queen Mother Xi breathed out a puff of smoke: "I haven't seen such a thing as Feiyi for many years. We looked for it before when the climate became warmer, but we didn't find any trace of it. I thought it was gone."

"How could it not be?" Pi Xiu sneered, "Does it mean that everything depends on the way of heaven?"

He threw away the medical examination report in his hand: "Have you found the location? If I find it, I will kill it. It will not be easy to kill this thing after the dog days."

The Queen Mother of the West looked at him and asked: "You have been in the mountains at this time in previous years, and you are still staying in the store this year. Are you doing well recently?"

"With that little guy here, I'm fine." Pi Xiu couldn't help laughing when he thought of Wenxi: "He just saw that I deliberately dismissed him, but he didn't ask too many questions, he's quite sensible."

"As long as it's fine, you don't need to do anything about Fei Yi. I dare not let you get in touch with Fei Yi in your current state. If something happens, everyone will be finished." Queen Mother Xi put the folder back into her sleeve, " I just came to let you know, he can't come to trouble you for no reason, so pay more attention recently."

Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: "Is there any good idea, isn't it that his master is a narrow-minded person? Let alone Fei Yi, even if his master Yazi comes in person, I am not afraid of anything."

"You're not afraid, but what about the little ghost you raised?" Queen Mother Xi rubbed her brows, "Jazi can't do anything with you, so can it be done with a little ghost?"

Pi Xiu was silent for a while before he said, "I don't dare."

"That might be." The Queen Mother of the West got up: "If you really don't dare, why would someone come to your shop to make trouble for no reason? In short, it's okay to have multiple minds."

Pixiu rubbed his hair irritably: "Understood." He glanced at Queen Mother Xi and said thank you rarely.

The Queen Mother of the West was stunned: "It's really different." She smiled: "There is still a monster aura, if I find out who it is, I will tell you as soon as possible, but I heard from Laojun that I can only sense a little dragon aura , it is very likely that it is Yazi."

Pixiu nodded: "Understood."

Not long after seeing off the Queen Mother of the West, Wenxi came up with a bowl of tofu mixed with shallots and lettuce in black bean sauce. Pixiu closed his eyes and leaned on the sofa, listening to his footsteps stop beside him, and then put a piece on his body cold.

Wenxi reached out and rubbed his temples, frowned and asked, "Why are you so angry again?"