Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

When Pixiu returned to the restaurant at night, he had a chicken in his left hand and a duck in his right. The fragrance was so wafting that even a small broom could smell it on the second floor.

As soon as he entered the door and handed the things to Hou Er, he saw Xi Kexi's Queen Mother leaning on the door and smiling at him. Her suit and leather shoes couldn't hide the woman's desire to eat like a wolf.

"Don't go to the Three Treasures Hall if you have nothing to do, and fart if you have something to do." Pi Xiu led her to sit in the private room, and asked Jia Suzhen to serve a cup of tea.

Queen Mother Xi lit a cigarette and hit the point directly: "Li Jing's Linglong Pagoda was stolen."

"Hasn't it been stolen earlier? There are more postings on missing objects than gold begging for a child, and they came to me to block a vendetta, holding a fake photo and saying that he stole the tower, as if he was sick." Pi Xiu frowned. .

Queen Mother Xi paid attention to his expression, and said indifferently: "I don't blame him, the life-saving thing is gone, and anyone else would be afraid."

Pixiu raised his eyebrows: "Why? You also think that Linglong Tower is with me?"

Queen Mother of the West: "That's not true. What are you doing with a broken tower? It's useless to pay back the grade."

Pi Xiu: ...

Pi Xiu, who had lost his grade, remained silent, thinking that I would really steal it.

"However, I heard that Nezha has lived with you for a while? You must know that he is the only one designated by Li Jing in his heart. How did you two get together?" Queen Mother Xi thought of the post on the forum, and she had a hard time. Eyebrows winked, and they almost asked if good brothers should go together in addition to going to the toilet, and girls should also go together.

"Pay attention to your wording, what does it mean to get together?" Pi Xiu thought how blind he must be to have something beyond friendship with that tiger Nezha?

He cleared his throat: "I suggest you don't eat the rotten melons on the forum, they are all lies. Nezha lives with me temporarily, just to give my son extra lessons."

Queen Mother Xi sneered: "It's okay for you to lie to others, but I understand it clearly, don't fool me with your cheap son."

Pixiu was not happy: "What is cheap son? I raised him since I was a child. Now I am concerned about his studies?"

"Then let me ask you, why Nezha knew that the tower was taken away by Taotie? You and Taotie are at odds, why is he living with you again?"

The Queen Mother of the West shook the ashes, indicating that there was only one truth: "Could it be that the three of you joined forces to snatch the other and sell the stolen goods?"

Pi Xiu choked, thinking that your mother's crazy woman was quite accurate, and she hit 66%.

"Although the relationship between me and Taotie is not so fatal, it is not enough to engage in gang robbery together. You can eat indiscriminately, but don't talk nonsense. Be careful and I will report you to the supervision office."

While explaining, Pixiu said that he is a legal citizen and never engages in petty theft.

He knocked on the table: "What's more, why should I snatch a Linglong Tower? I think it's stingy to use it as a low-rent housing, and it's out of class!"

He angrily concluded: "Anyway, I am innocent."

Queen Mother Xi stared at him: "You'd better be."

Why is this woman so aggressive today? Pi Xiu frowned: "What does it matter to you if Li Jing's pagoda disappears? Are you already dating him without eating or drinking? Are you going to start a twilight relationship with an infinite sunset?"

The Queen Mother of the West patted the table: "My mother's eyes are vent holes? You don't even wear them like this when you get married!"

She took a breath and said slowly: "Ran Deng just asked me to help. Although Nezha swore that Linglong Tower is not with him, they are still worried."

Pi Xiu laughed: "It's not that I don't believe in Nezha, it's obviously a family, and it's a joke for outsiders to make a mess like this."

Queen Mother Xi raised her eyebrows: "Have you ever seen Lao Tzu who smashed his son's golden statue? If it weren't for Nezha's mother and his master who could stand it, so what if the Lingzhu was reincarnated, it would be the end of it."

Pixiu was silent for a while, leaning on the back of the chair and said calmly: "To tell you the truth, Linglong Tower is not in Nezha's hands. If you want to find him, go to Taotie. If you find him, remember to contact me."

Queen Mother Xi paused, then smiled and said, "Okay, I know what you said."

Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: "He came here on purpose to find out what I said."

"Just a little favor, please." Xi Wangmu smiled: "Fei Yi has been very honest recently, busy all day trying to solicit votes for their master Yazi to vote for the most handsome male immortal, there is no movement for the time being."

Pi Xiu: "Then you can do me a favor too, listen and lend me."

"Not now, Di Ting is busy supervising the voting, and I can lend it to you after the last night's party." Queen Mother Xi said after a pause, and took out a red paper and gold leaf invitation card from her pocket and handed it over.

Pi Xiu: "What is this?"

"Invitation to the party, let's watch a show together at that time, you participated in the voting, and you have to perform a talent show to canvass votes on the spot." Queen Mother Xi said indifferently: "The result will be certain at that time, and the merits will come from heaven, and the merits will be precise enough to help the poor."

Pi Xiu frowned: "Isn't Ya Zi also coming? I wonder if you treat me like a free security guard?"

He put down the invitation card and figured it out, and after talking about it for a long time, the Queen Mother of the West was waiting for him here.

"With a whole day of listening, I'll let my goddaughters and their families vote for you." Queen Mother Xi said.

Pi Xiu rolled up his sleeves: "Isn't it just a day's security? When the time comes, I'll let Ren Jiaoqiu Fudu go, and Monkey can also arrange for it if necessary, to ensure that no one dares to make trouble."

The two shook hands to make a deal. Wenxi didn't know that the old monster was about to change from a restaurant owner to a security chief, so he opened the door and said, "It's time to eat."

Before Pixiu could react, Queen Mother Xi immediately walked out as soon as she heard that the meal was served.

If you are not active in eating, you have problems with being a god.

Pixiu came out after him, Wenxi reached out to touch him, felt a little hot, and asked, "Going out to find someone to fight?"

"Why do you always think that I go out and fight with people?" Pi Xiu looked at him with a serious face: "Am I such a hooligan?"

Wenxi asked back: "Why are you so hot when you didn't fight with anyone?"

Pi Xiu: "Didn't you buy ducks just now? The boss gave me a lot of money and didn't admit it, so we quarreled."

He pushed Wenxi to the dining room, and began to change the subject: "How is Pi Jubao doing his homework? Don't let me see it later, it will be blank."

The little broom who came out with a bowl to help serve the rice was startled when he heard Pi Xiu's voice, then panicked when he heard the word homework, and finally he heard blank and his own mind went blank.

Ren Jiao took the bowl from him: "Don't worry about your dad, listen to me, brooms without talent are virtues. We just need to know how to sweep the floor. When the time comes, I will buy a big yard, just..."

"Just what?" Nezha came back from the outside, pulling his tie, and said impatiently, "Why are there still some bastards who instigated the little monster not to study?"

The third prince tore off his tie and threw it aside only to see Queen Mother Xi, he frowned: "Oh, what a coincidence."

The Queen Mother of the West nodded her head as a return of the gift.

A table of people sat down to eat, Pi Xiu watched coldly that the chicken and duck he had specially bought were ripped apart by a few pairs of chopsticks, his mouth was glistening as he swept across the circle, thinking what a bunch of bastards are really doing No, eat first.

Waiting for Qiu Fulei to come out of the kitchen with a sore back and a sore back to prepare a meal, when he saw the leftovers on the table, he felt miserable and miserable, so angry that the vixen scratched his face in the mirror and wailed that it must be his own growth. The food was not good enough, so there was no food left for him.

A few people were full of wine and food, and it was time to settle the accounts. Pi Xiu personally carried Pi Shaodi upstairs to check the homework. Ren Jiao walked away with the bowl and shyness, leaning on the door and looking back, turning around every step of the way. Don't worry about the cheapness of Pi. father.

"Show me your homework." Going upstairs, Pixiu Da Ma Jindao sat on the sofa, waiting for the little broom to come up for homework.

The little broom slowly handed over the homework. I didn't know if I didn't see it, but I was shocked when I saw it.

Pi Xiu stared at the elementary school student's font that looked like a mad chicken scratching on it, and fell into deep thought. He felt that the five monkeys in his library with tails looked better than this one, and even began to think that Wu Zu seemed to be a good student.

Wenxi sat next to him and pretended to look around, but in fact, he was always paying attention to Pixiu's body temperature, and immediately posted if there was anything wrong.

To save you from being an ancient monster, you have gone through all kinds of swords, mountains, fires, seas, and arrows, but you fell into showing your son homework, and you were so angry that you didn't come up.

Pi Xiu put down his homework slowly, coughed lightly and said, "Is the teacher you called today the teacher who taught you?"

"No." The little broom shook his head: "I'm not from the sea, the sea, so I don't need to learn, to learn the dragon language."

Pi Xiu: "How long has he been here?"

"I don't know." The little broom lowered his head and muttered: "He spit first, first, and then cursed. I didn't mean to beat him on purpose."

Pi Xiu clicked his tongue: "I didn't say you were wrong to hit someone. He's a dragon and you're a broom. Can this foot be touched? Do you think it's like buying a lottery ticket with Qiu Fu? Give it a try and turn a bicycle into a motorcycle?"

"No! Ren Jiao press, press him and let me beat him!" The little broom retorted: "Just press, press him on the ground and tell me to beat him!"

Pi Xiu choked, and after a long time, are you Ren Jiao, a bystander or a participant?

"Then...then you can't just start fighting while you're studying? Can't you put on a sack or squat in a corner? I told you what I told you on the first day of school. You can't fight head-on. You have to be devious and use wisdom."

Pi Shaodi faltered: "There is arrogance..."

"He's a big treasure, see you every day." Pixiu needed to be reeducated, Wenxi promptly pulled the plug on this incorrect education, and pressed the old guy: "Don't talk about him, send him to school tomorrow, talk to his teacher Let's talk, don't let him trip up the children in school in the future."

Pi Xiu's face darkened: "What's there to talk about, does a dragon have the guts?"

"They're all dragons, relatives must move around. When the time comes, you can take Ren Jiao with you. Why don't you ask him if he knows about the smuggling of shark beads?"

Wenxi made the arrangements for the surname Pi clearly in a few words, which caused him to get up early the next day and go to school together in Ren Jiao's car.

Within a minute after Pi Xiu entered the school gate, all the little monsters in the school knew that he was coming, and Mu Qiang mentally asked them to hide in every corner to spy on this big monster.

Pi Xiu sent Pi Jubao into the classroom first, and after saying hello to Nezha, he turned around and went to find the little white dragon with Ren Jiao.

The little monster in the same class secretly touched Pi Shaodi, and asked in a low voice: "Why didn't your mother come, they all said your mother is beautiful, we haven't seen her yet."

"No, I won't show it to you guys!" Pi Shaodi stared, feeling a bit guilty.

And Pixiu himself followed the familiar path of the campus, came to the tree in the early morning to fight, the rising sun shone on his face, and also illuminated the miserable whining under the tree.

Xihai Xiaobailong, on his first day at work, caused a bloody battle because of spitting.

On the second day of work, because of the bloody battle ushered in a new bloody battle, I personally demonstrated what it means to be in the blood, leaving the young and coming the old.

In Pixiu's smirk, he heard the K.O voice from Paradise.