"Shut Up!" Yelled The Innkeeper "He is our Bard and don't forget that you all get free drinks tonight as long as you stay in character." "What do you mean in character?" Mu asked truly pe..prr..perplexed (damn stutter). "Didn't I tell you this is our busiest night it's when we get the most heroes in our inn in one night." The Innkeeper said."What do you mean most heroes?" Mu said wondering if he was one such hero."Well a hero is many things but usually it's someone not from this world who has some quest to do." The Innkeeper said." Most importantly though is that most of the heroes don't know our currency so they pay in fucking gold coins." The Innkeeper said with greed in his eyes. "Oh Ok." Is all Mu said while happy dancing in his head saying "I'm a hero" over and over again.

;) No your not

"Holy shit voice is that you?" Mu said excited to see his maybe jailer.

;) No*hiding*

"Did you just type out hiding."

;) I'm just here to correct your mistake you are not a hero you are a bard

"Oh ok well see ya" Mu said crying manly tears. "Well are you going to get up there." The Innkeeper said completely forgetting he was talking to an S-rank bard. "Yea." When Mu stepped up on the stage he noticed it was actually larger than he thought and made of wood. Mu has just sang, "Stolen Dance, by Milky Chance", and "Hail To The King, by Avenged Sevenfold". When suddenly a teenager in modern clothes walked in. "I guess this is one of those heroes," Mu thought wondering how he got here although his clothes might as well scream summoning gone wrong cheat skill gained. "Hey wait what the hell am I wearing." Mu thought as he looked down and saw that he was wearing the same thing as everyone else. "Convenient" Mu thought thinking about how lazy a person would have to be to not even explain how he got his clothes. The teenager started speaking," Hi I'm *Insert Generic Name Here* and I would like one beer please." *Insert Generic Name Here* slapped down two gold coins. "Ah sir it's just one more gold coin for food." The Innkeeper said all nice with greed in his eyes. "Ah why not The Demon Lord can't be slain on an empty stomach!" *Insert Generic Name Here* shouted that last part. Mu whispered to one of the other people in the audience. "Is there actually a demon lord?" "No this guys story will probably be dropped before then, but ignorance is bliss if he doesn't know that than why care." The audience member said."Who the fuck said that!" *Insert Generic Name Here* screamed.