Plagiarism in Another World

"Ahh! I'm u...AHHHH, Pain nullification! Pain nullification..." Mu shouted.

Pain Nullification 3:00:00

"...Haha...fuck me that hurt," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Yea, it probably did.

"Probably...you fucking know it did," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Well Yea I do, but probably sounds better.

"No it doesn't!" Mu screamed at the abyss as he stood up.

;)Whatever...go check and see if that body is alive or not.

"Ahh...shit. I just remembered something," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)What?

"Time is stopped," Mu told the abyss.

;)So?

"So! I can't check and see if he or she is alive," Mu clarified for the abyss.

;)...ho..you..you fuckin..I'm done!

"OH! Wait I can just unfreeze it," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)*Cocks Gun*

"Ahh what are you fourteen. You think that's funny?" Mu asked the abyss.

;)Well..I mean kinda.

"It's not," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Well who are you to say that...also can you just check the body...please.

"I'm just saying...and uhh sure," Mu thought to the abyss.

Mu walked up to the human shaped body on top of the mountain of corpses and bent down next to it.

He put his fingers under the nose of the human figure and unfroze time.

;)What are you doing?

"Checking to see it it's breathing," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)...why?

"Because if it's breathing then it's alive...duh," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)No I mean why don't you give yourself a detect life skill and then you won't have to do this.

"...oh well, I guess that would be easier," Mu thought to the abyss as he gave himself.

Cardiac Monitor 3:00:00

;)What?

"What?" Mu asked the abyss.

;)Why did you name it so weird.

"Uhh cardiac means heart..so heart monitor," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Then why not just say heart monitor?

"Maybe I wanna sound official," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)Are...are you a doctor or a nurse?

"No...but does that mean I can't be official?" Mu asked the abyss defensively.

;)Well...yea.

"Fuck you! Also, you do this too," Mu thought the abyss.

;)Do what?

"Complicate names, don't think I forgot the Time Lords Last Breath," Mu answered the abyss.

;)I'll have you know that my names elevate the conversation and make sense.

"Sure they do," Mu thought to the abyss.

;)FUCK YO...

Before the abyss could continue yelling at Mu a sudden sound split the air, it was a single high-pitch note.

That signifies that somebody...is flatlining.

"SHIT, we're loosing him..her..it fuck!" Mu screamed into the air.

"Get me 200cc's of a defibrillator!" Mu screamed into the air again.

Defibrillator 3:00:00

"Shut the fuck up! Cant you see this man..woman.. things life is on the line?" Mu yelled at the abyss.

"3...2...1," Mu yelled as he prepped himself to try to restart the heart of the human figure.

And after many many failed attempt.

Mu put his hands at his sides and said," I've done everything I could...time of death 4:20 P.M on the 4th of April." Then Mu started to cry.

;)...can't you bring things back to life?

"Oh yea I can," Mu said out loud.