Players' NPC boss
Chapter 1105: Get married first
The Ripper that Greenland suspected had some mental illness. The last time was a hemorrhoid surgery, and this time was an operation to remove intestinal polyps. Every time, he picked embarrassing situations to talk to her about embarrassing topics.
But it was true that she usually avoided embarrassing topics.
"Good question, what is the relationship?" Greenland buried her face in the operating table. There was a hole here, just enough for her face to fit in.
"Since you knew my address, you often came to visit me and brought me midnight snacks and breakfast, and sometimes even stayed overnight. At first, you could explain it by worrying about the subsequent impact of the box opening incident, but it's too long anyway. Even if I don't have a brain, I know what you are thinking."
Greenland sighed at the ground and decided not to waste time and quickly make her words clear, so she asked back.
"So, what kind of relationship do you expect?"
This seemed to be throwing the question to the Ripper, but the Ripper knew that Greenland asked him to choose, and she would agree with that choice.
"Do you think I should answer you with a dirty joke at this time?" The Ripper smiled and finished dealing with the last intestinal polyp.
"Then I will also answer you with a dirty joke, and I promise it will be more perverted and violent than you."
"Okay, then I will answer you seriously." The Ripper patted Greenland's butt, indicating that Greenland's surgery was completed and he could put on his pants.
"As for me, I plan to get married in two years, but I don't want to have a big wedding, so I will just invite a few friends. Of course, I refuse weddings in the virtual world. Even if you spend 90% of your time in the virtual world, living with me is always the 10%, the real you."
"...Aren't you ashamed to say such things?"
"You haven't even put on your pants yet, what should I be ashamed of." The Ripper sighed with a headache, and Greenland kept the posture of stuffing his head into the toilet, imitating an ostrich.
Probably when the effect of local anesthesia gradually wore off and the tingling sensation appeared, Greenland pulled his head out of the hole with a puff.
The blushing face was more of a congestion than shyness.
"I refuse. I can't win in reality."
The Ripper fell into silence, because he couldn't guess whether Greenland was talking about a metaphor for life or pornography.
But according to the strategy guide given to him by Wardsifer, it is a taboo to be silent for too long in front of Greenland. This woman who can be called a new human will enter a state of accelerated thinking when she is in a state of mental concentration.
More than three seconds of silence will take about three minutes in Greenland's cognition.
"It seems that I have to show some sincerity." The Ripper opened his white coat and slowly pulled out a piece of paper from it.
"Don't tell me it's a marriage application!"
"No, it's the latest two-person game cabin, twice as large and twice as powerful. This is a project in cooperation with the government to promote relationships between men and women, and between husband and wife, limited to..."
"Stop talking, take out the marriage application in your pocket!" Greenland put on his pants neatly, rode behind the Ripper, and began to search in the Ripper's clothes.
"Are you so eager? Although marriage is not as important as it was a hundred years ago, it is still a major event in life. I won't think about it anymore." The Ripper took out the folded marriage application like a magician, but stretched out his arm to prevent Greenland from taking it.
"..." Greenland fell silent, and then said seriously, "Listen, I am a very twisted and incomplete person. I know myself. In the future, I will either no longer be myself, or I think I am good like this."
"You want to live with the 10% of me that I don't like, right?"
"Yes, because it's fun."
"Even if we live together, we will continue this relaxed and happy relationship, right?"
"Well... at least for five years, but this lifestyle will probably be very twisted in the eyes of others." The Ripper was somewhat worried that the progress would be too fast. He was indeed anxious to confirm the relationship, only in this way could he manage the relationship with peace of mind.
But such radicalism seemed to make Greenland stressed and choose to escape.
"Ahem, if you think it's not possible, we can also start from the long..."
Greenland took the application form that was folded to the size of a card from the Ripper's hand and put it on the Ripper's lips, interrupting the Ripper's words that were about to call it a day.
"This kind of relationship is good."
Then she leaned over.
"Remember to notify me when you think I'm not interesting."
...
Crete, a city built on a high mountain.
From now on, this is a nearly impossible building. No one can imagine how the ancient people transported building materials to such a majestic mountain.
The answer is unexpectedly simple. This was once an island, and the sea disappeared. The once huge Crete Island collapsed and shrunk to the size of a city-state today.
No mistakes in one song, one post, one content, one 6, one 9, one book, one bar!
It may have been a disaster, but people living in Chris today are praising the disaster that happened many years ago, perhaps thousands of years ago.
Not only did they not suffer any losses from the disaster, they also had this easy-to-defend and difficult-to-attack terrain. No army could climb the mountains to attack Crete unscathed, and Crete would not be trapped to death because [Hermes's Brigade Hat] built a teleportation tower here.
In fact, the people in Crete today are not the natives of Crete.
The natives of Crete left because they realized some huge crisis, and were replaced by a large number of pirates who tried to take advantage of the situation and ended up stranding their ships here.
Perhaps because they are descendants of pirates, the Cretans dress and even have a pirate-like physique, even though people here may have never touched a stream that is ankle-deep in their lives.
The comfortable environment, coupled with the customs left by the pirates, naturally made the entire city of Crete a hotbed for sin.
Chaos, filth, and greed are the main themes here.
But this place is not nothing but sin. The pirates stranded here carry a lot of treasures, and more importantly, treasure maps.
The most precious of them is undoubtedly the map that is said to find the Fountain of Youth.
On the distinctive street composed of the wreckage of a large number of giant ships, two people who don't fit in appear here.
They have silver hair and are extremely conspicuous on the dark street.
People on the street subconsciously looked at the man and woman, their eyes focused on the silver-haired boy.
Whispers buzzed like flies around fresh meat.
"The silver man appeared."
"The man who can find the fountain of youth in legend."
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