Playing Bai Impermanence, Drunk Yang Xiaomi was livestreamed

Evening.

The originally orderly streets are now completely chaotic.

Sui Yuan rode an ostrich on a rampage on the road, and four or five police cars pulled alarms to chase and block.

The picture was too exciting, like he meow a blockbuster.

As long as it is a person passing by here, there is no one who does not look, and they are all stunned.

Maybe they have never seen such a great ostrich, such a great person.

The water friends in the live broadcast room laughed even more.

[No, no, I’m really going to laugh, the anchor is too funny. ] 】

[Hahaha, the Shu Huang have seen it, and it is estimated that they never dreamed that one day they would chase after the ostrich to test drunk driving. ] 】

[The most funny thing is that the first trip to Shumai did not react, and the anchor actually came again, this he meow is the provocation of Chiguoguo! ] Hahaha. 】

[Shumai: After half a lifetime of communication, I have never seen such a great person! ] Anchor: You’ll see you today! Hahaha. 】

[Hahaha, it’s really funny, anchor you are too awesome, dare to provoke the scene. ] 】

[Shumai: Can I be provoked by this? The new police car we just got out, hahaha. 】

[Nima, it’s so funny, I really can’t stand it, anchor, you must live well, without you, I have to live ten years less, haha…].

Finally, surrounded and intercepted by several police cars, Sui Yuan was finally caught on a bridge.

He was surrounded by a police car in the middle, and the ostrich may have never seen such a big battle, and he was a little scared, so he lay on the ground, and Sui Yuan took the opportunity to turn over.

Several Jiaojing Shu Huang walked over with gloomy faces.

They just wanted to reprimand Sui Yuan, and a Shu Huang recognized Sui Yuan.

“Huh? It’s you again! ”

“What? This time, I don’t drive a bread racing bike, I don’t ride an electric three-wheeler to chase a money truck, and I ride an ostrich to play drunken crazy? ”

“I said you boy, what the hell does he think?”

Seeing this, the water friends in the live broadcast room laughed maniacally.

[Haha, it’s this Shu Huang again, it’s really a narrow road! ] 】

[Nima, this Jing Shu is also unlucky enough, and I meet the anchor every time. ] 】

[It’s really funny, Shumai is so miserable, it is estimated that I am about to doubt life. ] 】

[Hahaha…].

Sui Yuan was now in a state of confusion, and he didn’t recognize this familiar Shu Huang at all.

Think about it, he drank and was frightened, and he meowed an ostrich and a police car in a thrilling chase.

It would be good if he could stand, but if he was an ordinary person, it is estimated that he would have been paralyzed in fright.

“Shumai, you listen to my explanation, I drink and drive for a reason, can I not punish?”

Jiao Jing’s face was full of helplessness, “Riding an ostrich is not considered drunk driving, this needs to be studied at a meeting.” ”

[Haha, Jiaojing Shu is stunned. ] 】

[Jiaojing: After working for half a life, I haven’t issued a ticket to an ostrich! ] Hahaha. 】

[Jiaojing: It’s also the first time I’ve dealt with this kind of thing! ] Hahaha. 】

[It’s really laughing at me, anchor, your situation is not in traffic law. ] 】

Hearing the words of the cross-section, Sui Yuan was also stunned, “Ostrich? Isn’t this a motorcycle? ”

Jiao Jing’s face darkened, “How much did you drink?” Drinking fake alcohol? ”

Sui Yuan hurriedly explained, “I didn’t drink much, I was poisoned by mushrooms and had hallucinations.” ”

Crossing: “Believe it or not, I copied you?” ”

In desperation, Sui Yuan could only tell the incident just now and the scene, and at this time Yang Xiaomi also ran over and explained with Sui Yuan.

“Shumai, we are really poisoned by mushrooms, don’t believe you.” Yang Xiaomi hurriedly took out the mushroom and sang a sentence.

“White pole, red umbrella, after eating a lying board? Have you heard of it? ”

Jiaojing was also stunned, he was worried about the accident, and he called for consultation after taking the red mushroom.

After a while, the scene returned with relief.

“Don’t worry, this mushroom is called a red mushroom, it’s not poisonous.”

Sui Yuan was still a little unconvinced, “It’s impossible, how can I get dizzy and hallucinate without poison?” ”

Jiaojing: “You meow is simply drinking too much!” ”

“If you don’t know mushrooms in the future, let’s eat less, this day by day.”

Sui Yuan: “…”

Yang Xiaomi: “…”

In the end, Shumai did not punish Sui Yuan, firstly, because there was a reason for the incident, and secondly, because he really did not know how to punish him.

And compared to what Sui Yuan did before, this matter doesn’t seem to be so serious…

After criticizing and educating, Shumai left with the ostrich.

The ostrich seemed to be from a nearby farm, and Shu said to bring it over and ask.

Anyway, this matter is settled.

But Sui Yuan was very depressed, he looked at Yang Xiaomi and spread his hands helplessly.

“You can understand how I feel now, right?”

“It’s really not that I want to quit broadcasting, it’s really that my life is too exciting.”

Yang Xiaomi is also sober now, and she comforted with a smile: “Don’t say that, it’s just an accident.” ”

“An accident?” Sui Yuan squinted and raised his eyebrows, “Do you believe it yourself?” ”

“Once was an accident, what about the previous two or three times, four five six or seven times?”

Yang Xiaomi: “…”

“Oops.” Yang Xiaomi patted Sui Yuan’s shoulder, “Don’t be so depressed.” ”

“At least we’re both fine.”

“How lucky it is that you don’t have to lie on the board together.”

Sui Yuan smiled bitterly: “It’s okay now, I won’t know for a while.” ”

“As far as my luck is concerned, I can’t tell what will happen in a while…”

Bang!

Without waiting for Sui Yuan’s words to finish, he heard a loud noise, as if something had exploded.

Sui Yuan followed the voice, and his hair stood up in fright.

Just watch a car with a flat tire, staggering towards them.

The driver honked his horn desperately, desperately controlling the car.

“Boss! Flash up! ”

To say that Sui Yuan’s reaction was really fast enough, he pushed Yang Xiaomi to the other side, grabbed the railing next to him, and jumped over.

A little too fast to react, Sui Yuan didn’t pay attention, outside the railing, he meowed a bridge.

“Sui Yuan!”

Yang Xiaomi got up from the ground and hurriedly rushed to the railing to look down.

This look didn’t matter, and her legs immediately softened in fright.

Too high, right?

……

When Sui Yuan thought about it again, he was already lying on the hospital bed.

There was a bandage on his leg and a burst of pain.

Sui Yuan slowed down, only to remember what happened yesterday, he was a little depressed.

I already knew that it was a bridge, so I might as well be hit by a car.

At this time, Sui Yuan suddenly saw that on the hospital bed next to him, there was also a person lying down.

Good fellow, the injury is worse than him, the head, neck, hands are bandaged.

Sui Yuan blinked, “Dude, what’s wrong with you?” ”

The patient was stunned, “I don’t know, I remember walking under the bridge, and I woke up here.” ”

Sui Yuan: “…”

“Maybe I know what’s going on.”

“You seem to have been smashed by me.”

Patient: “…”

[Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 10 surprise points! ] 】

At this time, a white coat walked in, “Oh, wake up.” ”

“I said your boy’s life is really wonderful enough.”

“How? Is there so much shortage of people in the prefecture? Do you want to jump off the bridge to rush the performance? ”

Sui Yuan saw that this was the white coat he met in the first season.

Nima! What a place in life that we don’t meet!

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