Playing Bai Impermanence, Drunk Yang Xiaomi was livestreamed

Sui Yuan and Yang Xiaomi hurried over to check on their eldest brother’s situation.

Fortunately, the eldest brother woke up after fainting for a while, except for a big red envelope on his bald head, everything else was okay.

Yang Xiaomi was dumbfounded, what cake can smash a person’s head like this?

The water friends in the live broadcast room laughed directly.

[Nima, I can’t laugh anymore, the cooperation of the anchor and the mother can kill everything! ] 】

[Hahaha, Big Honey is stupid, maybe I have never seen such a hard-shelled cake in my life. ] 】

[I want to know more, what kind of expression will Da Mimi have when she learns that this cake was made by the anchor’s mother, hahaha. ] 】

[Anchor mother: Can I suffer this grievance? ] I just made the cake! 】

[Hahaha, I can’t laugh anymore. 】

The eldest brother struggled to stand up, probably smashed, he looked at Sui Yuan and Yang Xiaomi blankly, and said, “Where are you going?” ”

Looking at the red horns growing on the bald head of the eldest brother, Sui Yuan smiled bitterly: “Where to go?” Go to the hospital. ”

Hurriedly helped the bald brother to get into Yang Xiaomi’s car, and before leaving, Sui Yuan also picked up the cake.

Yang Xiaomi was puzzled: “What are you doing with it?” Still going to eat? ”

Sui Yuan: “This is a murder weapon, the police Cha Shumai wants to ask, I have to have an explanation!” ”

Yang Xiaomi: “…”

Soon, the three of them came to the familiar hospital, and not surprisingly, Sui Yuan saw the familiar white coat again.

The white coat looked at Sui Yuan, “Hehe, here it is again.” ”

“What happened today?”

Sui Yuan frowned, I felt like he was laughing at me, but I had no proof.

“Doctor, someone’s head has been smashed.”

The white coat said indifferently: “Oh, you smashed it.” ”

Sui Yuan’s face was full of black lines, “Can we not guess so accurately?” ”

The white coat smiled, “Do you still need to guess this?” Okay, let’s talk about it, what to smash with. ”

“Cake.”

Forehead?! The white coat finally had an expression, “Are you teasing me?” How badly can a cake be smashed? ”

At this moment, Yang Xiaomi came over with her bald big brother.

Looking at the red horns on the bald big brother’s head, the white coat was stupid, “The human head is fragile to this point? ”

“How high did this fall from and smash you like this?”

The bald brother said in a daze: “I don’t know, I was hiding private money in the grass in the community, I heard a bang, and then I didn’t know.” ”

The white coat was stunned for a long time before looking at Sui Yuan, “Are you the detective invited by his wife?” ”

[Hahaha, I can’t laugh, Nima, the doctor is also a joker. ] 】

[Anchor, you are not throwing a cake, you are solving a case for your eldest brother’s wife. ] 】

[Nima, it’s really laughing to death, what normal things happen to the anchor is so funny. ] 】

[Haha, doctor, is there a possibility that the cake is too hard!] 】

I did some tests for the bald brother, and there was not much problem, and the white coat bandaged the bald brother, and he took a scalpel, and the tweezers studied the cake there.

Sui Yuan also ignored the white coat, and even apologized to the bald big brother, and the big brother did not blame Sui Yuan, but he was a little depressed.

He never thought in his life that he would one day be smashed into a cake like this.

After everything was handled, Sui Yuan was ready to leave, he looked at the white coat who was still studying the cake, and said helplessly: “Do you understand the research?” The research is clear and given to me, and we are going back. ”

The white coat exclaimed: “This cake is really a miracle in the field of scientific research!” Or you sell it to me, I’ll write another scientific paper recently. ”

“I think this cake inspires me.”

Sui Yuan: “…”

Back in the community, the bald big brother went home by himself, and after Sui Yuan watched the bald big brother leave, he turned his head to look at Yang Xiaomi, who covered his mouth and snickered.

“Boss, can we stop laughing?” Sui Yuan rolled his eyes helplessly.

Yang Xiaomihua waved her hand again and again tremblingly, “I’m sorry, I really can’t help it.” ”

“Sui Yuan, it’s so interesting to be with you, it’s really joyful in life!”

“You can have fun throwing a cake, and you are nobody.”

“By the way, where did your beef fork cake come from?”

Sui Yuan raised his eyebrows, and a sly light flashed in his eyes, “Want to know? ”

“That’s my mother’s make, and my mom is going to entertain you with this cake.”

Forehead?!

Yang Xiaomi’s beautiful eyes widened, and her laughter stopped abruptly.

After being stunned for a while, Yang Xiaomi touched her teeth, as if to determine whether her teeth were hard enough.

Looking at the dumb Yang Xiaomi, Sui Yuan is very relieved, making you laugh, I can’t scare you, hum.

[Hahaha, coming, coming, I knew that Yang Xiaomi would definitely be intimidated. ] 】

[Anchor, you are too damaged, aren’t you afraid to leave a shadow on Yang Xiaomi? ] 】

[Quick, go home quickly, I can’t help but want to watch the plot later.] 】

[I have a hunch that something interesting will happen to this mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, hahaha. ] 】

Walking home, I came across a stray dog.

Sui Yuan This is an old community, the management is not too strict, it is normal to have stray dogs.

Watching the stray dog rummaging through the garbage can, Sui Yuan threw the cake over after thinking about it.

The stray dog looked at the cake and spun around, as if it smelled the fragrance, and then went up to bite.

But no matter how hard it pushes, it just can’t bite.

Yang Xiaomi looks stupid, the dog can’t bite, can he bite?

What kind of immortal existence is Sui Yuan’s mother, who can make such a strange cake?

With apprehension, Yang Xiaomi followed Sui Yuan to the door.

Taking the key to open the door, Sui Yuan’s mother immediately greeted him.

Originally, Sui Yuan’s mother planned to give her future daughter-in-law a warm hug as soon as they met to show her approachable image.

But when she came up with a smile on her face and opened her arms, she was suddenly stunned.

She looked directly at Yang Xiaomi and said in shock: “This is your girlfriend? ”

Sui Yuan hurriedly smiled and said, “Yes, mother, this is my girlfriend, Yang…”

Without waiting for Sui Yuan’s introduction, Sui Yuan’s mother interrupted angrily, “Let you fart!” ”

Hearing that Sui Yuan’s mother broke out the national essence, Yang Xiaomi was stupid.

She thought that Sui Yuan’s mother didn’t fancy her?

Just when Yang Xiaomi was at a loss, Sui Yuan’s mother said again, “This is your girlfriend?” This is obviously your cousin’s girlfriend! ”

“Huh?”

“Eh?”

Sui Yuan and Yang Xiaomi were dumbfounded at the same time.

……

When he entered the house, Sui Yuan and his mother were a couple, only to know that in order to cope with his aunt’s urging marriage, his cousin found an online photo of Yang Xiaomi and was with him.

Sui Yuan was really crying and laughing, he looked at Yang Xiaomi, who looked embarrassed next to him, and ridiculed: “The goddess of the house is worthy of the name.” ”

Yang Xiaomi gritted her teeth and rolled her eyes, “Roll.” ”

After sitting down, in order to alleviate the embarrassment, Sui Yuan’s mother looked at Yang Xiaomi and said with a smile: “Haha, I’m sorry, girl, I usually don’t chase stars, so I misunderstood.” ”

“However, I still know you, I have watched the TV series you played.”

“Your name is… It’s called…”

Sui Yuan’s mother was a little stuck, and Sui Yuan hurriedly whispered a reminder, “Xian Xia drama, there are fairy monsters, big snakes.” ”

“Oh!” Sui Yuan’s mother suddenly pointed at Yang Xiaomi excitedly, “You are Zhao Yazhi, you play the white lady, right?” ”

Sui Yuan: “Poof! ”

Yang Xiaomi: “…”

Live room.

[Hahaha, Auntie is so funny, this wave of reversal caught me off guard! ] 】

[Nima, I can’t laugh anymore, Auntie is so interesting. 】

[No wonder the anchor is so funny, it turns out to be a genetic mother, it really laughs at me. ] 】

[Auntie, you remember wrong, Da Mimi played the purple one, and later worshiped the godsisters with the white lady, went to find the Demon Lord together, Feipeng fell in love, and finally Fahai couldn’t see it, and directly destroyed the Six Realms, hahaha…].

Yang Xiaomi leaned over to Sui Yuan’s side, gritted her teeth and whispered: “I believe it now, my aunt is indeed very humorous.” ”

Sui Yuan: “…”

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