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Almost an hour passed.

Yang Xiaomi received a message from Yang's mother, "Daughter, I'm at the gate of the community."

"You show me that old thing and the little vixen!"

Hearing the prestige, Sui Yuan tensed up. He looked at Yang Xiaomi with a smirk on his face, and said with a wry smile: "Boss, let's play for fun, make trouble for trouble, don't make fun of uncle's life!"

"Don't worry, no one will die.

"My mother was a nurse before she retired, so she knows the structure of the human body very well."

"Let's put it this way, my mother stabbed you more than 20 times. She can avoid the vitals with a knife. At most, she will bleed to death. She won't kill you directly." Yang Xiaomi waved her hand indifferently.

Sui Yuan's neck felt chills when he heard it.

Bleeding to death alive, he might as well have a good time with a knife.

Shaking his shoulders, Sui Yuan asked tremblingly: "Boss, you haven't studied as a nurse, have you?"

Yang Xiaomi turned her head, and said with a half smile, "Guess."

 …

【Hahaha, anchor, listen to our persuasion, Yin Dada is not happy to marry!】

[Nimma, it really makes you laugh to death, the conversations are so interesting. 】

【Anchor, originally we were worried that after you married Da Mimi, you would open the altar every now and then to attract thunder from the sky. It is more dangerous to co-author Da Mimi now!】

【A wife who knows martial arts and medicine, is living a wonderful life!】

[More than twenty knives avoided the vitals, bleeding to death alive, this bitch is really cruel! Hahaha. 】

[Do you think that one day, we will see Taoism PK martial arts? Haha, just thinking about it is exciting. 】

[Announcer: Can I be wronged? The Taoism I just learned? Da Mi Mi: Can I be wronged? My ancestral sword technique! Hahaha. 】

Just when Sui Yuan was thinking about whether he could still have this wife, Yang Xiaomi suddenly poked her head out and waved to Sui Yi.

"Yiyi, come here, Mom has some clothes here, let me try them on." 680

Sui Yi was very happy, "Grandpa, Mom called me, I'm going to try on clothes."

Father Yang didn't think much about it, he waved his hand, "Go, go, come back early."

Sui Yuan was puzzled, "Why did you call Yiyi here? Didn't you want to cheat uncle?"

Yang Xiaomi curled her lips, "Yiyi is too young to watch bloody scenes, what should I do if I get scared?"

Sui Yuan was even more speechless.

You only consider that Yiyi is too young, have you not considered that your father is too old?

Can he bear it more?

Obviously, Yang Xiaomi didn't consider this point, and when Sui Yi came over, Yang Xiaomi hurriedly closed the door.

Sui Yi was naive, "Mom, where are the clothes?"

"Oh, mom's clothes don't fit you well, mom will buy you new ones later."

Sui Yi didn't think much about it, "Oh, then I went to play with my grandpa, who is still waiting for me to peel grapes."

"Wait." Yang Xiaomi hurriedly grabbed Sui Yi, grabbed her little hand and said, "Yiyi, you are alone now.

"And it's a woman, a woman with a childlike face."

"Mom told you that as a woman, you should protect yourself and not get too close to men."

"It also includes males of different species, such as that damn golden retriever!" Yang Xiaomi gritted her teeth fiercely.

Sui Yi looked puzzled, "Why?"

"Why?" Yang Xiaomi blinked her beautiful eyes, but she didn't know how to explain it. After all, Sui Yi was still thinking like a fox.

She looked at Sui Yuan, wanting Sui Yuan to help, but Sui Yuan didn't know what to say!

His brain twitched, and he said, "Because I will be beaten."

"Beating?"

Sui Yi blinked her beautiful eyes, but still didn't understand.

And at this moment.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

There was a loud knock on the door, just like an earthquake.

Hearing the knock on the door, you can tell how angry the person is.

Sui Yuan hurriedly pulled Sui Yi, and together with Yang Xiaomi, they poked their heads and peeked.

In the living room, Father Yang had already got up and opened the door.

"Hey, wife, why are you back?"

"Why didn't you call in advance, so I can pick it up..."

"Get up!" Before Father Yang could finish speaking, Mother Yang slapped Father Yang on the face and pushed him away.

Father Yang was unprepared, he staggered back a few steps, almost fell on his back.

Yang's mother ignored Yang's father at all, rushed in and searched in the living room.

Sui Yuan watched Yang's mother secretly, secretly surprised.

Aunt looks so beautiful, so young! She was carved out of the same mill as Yang Xiaomi.

Although Yang's mother is in her forties this year, she is almost fifty.

But the maintenance is really good, the skin is smooth and elastic, still very pink, and the figure is also very mysterious.

How to describe it?

In one word, the charm still exists.

It's just that the current state is not good, which has greatly affected Yang's mother's charm.

Sui Yi blinked and asked in confusion, "Mom, who is this?"

"My mother, your grandmother."

"So it's grandma, then I'll go and pay a visit." Sui Yi was about to go out.

Yang Xiaomi hurriedly pressed it down, "Don't go out now, or..."

"What else?"

"Will be beaten!"

Sui Yi blinked her beautiful eyes puzzledly, but calmed down and continued to peek.

"Old stuff, where are people?"

Yang's mother turned around but couldn't find Sui Yi, and she couldn't hold back her anger.

Father Yang was confused, "Who, who are you looking for?"

"Who are you looking for?" Mother Yang gritted her teeth and stared at Father Yang, "You know it in your heart!"

"Well, you old bastard, you are getting bolder."

"Ask why I didn't call in advance? Why? I told you in advance, didn't you hide everyone?"

"Say it! Where is the man!?"

Father Yang blinked blankly, "Wife, who are you looking for?"

"Why are you so angry?"

"Calm down first, I have good news for you."

"Our family imported it, hahaha.

"Come on, wife, sit down, and I'll talk to you slowly." Father Yang walked up to Mother Yang with a big smile, and patted her on the shoulder.

Mother Yang looked sideways at Father Yang's hand, her eyebrows raised.

She gritted her teeth, and squeezed out a sentence from between her teeth, and the blogger imported it? Good news!?"

"I'm meow!"

Immediately afterwards, Sui Yuan saw Yang's mother's tiger claw grabbing the back of Yang's father's hand, and then a swallow returned to the nest, riding directly on Yang's back, and slammed his arm behind him.

That action was done in one go, (bhbd) without the slightest sloppiness.

Really fast! Accurate! He is so vicious!

Sui Yuan was dumbfounded, only the two strikes by his future mother-in-law were even better than his own grappling skills!

He couldn't stand it anymore.

Yang Xiaomi also trembled in her heart when she saw it, "It's over, my mother just opened it up, hey, dad is so pitiful!"

Pitiful?

Sui Yuan's eyeballs almost popped out, he is so pitiful who made it!

【Fuck! Aunt Yang is too sharp? Is he so brave?】

[Pfft, I can't, I can't take it anymore, hahaha. 】

【Father Yang committed suicide too! He even made a mouth-filling sentence? This really adds fuel to the fire!】

【No, no, I can’t laugh anymore, what kind of fairy plot is this shit!】

【Big Mimi, you are really ruthless, cheating your father so much!】

[Actually, there is nothing wrong with what Father Yang said, but the situation is wrong, hahaha. 】

"Old man, play tricks with me?"

"Are you too floating, or am I unable to lift a knife?"

"Today, I will let you experience the power of our ancestral martial arts."

"Heihu digs out his heart!"

"The dragon flicks its tail!"

Ah! Ah!

"Shuanglong goes to sea!"

Ah! Ah! Ah!

"The monkey steals the peach!"

what!!!?

A set of sharp and vicious combo moves made Yang's father scream again and again, especially in the last move, Yang's father even called out a female voice.

Seeing such a horrifying scene, Sui Yuan was trembling, his legs trembling non-stop.

"Old...Boss, can this work?"

"Aunt is too cruel, isn't it?"

"The monkey has used it to steal peaches? Isn't the damage too high?"

[Hahaha, no, I really can't laugh anymore. 】

【Nimma, there are monkeys stealing peaches! Aunt, you can do it!】

【Hahaha, this move is awesome, not only does it hurt a lot, it's also extremely insulting!】

[No, I really can't laugh, this family is too funny. 】

[Look quickly, the members of the committee are all dumbfounded. 】

Seeing the tragic scene in front of her, Sui Yi was really stunned. She looked at Yang Xiaomi, "Mom, isn't grandma too amazing?"

Yang Xiaomi was very calm and waved her hands, "This is still a small scene."

"Yiyi, do you know why grandpa was beaten?"

Sui Yi shook his head, "That's why you and grandpa are too close."

"Remember, keep your distance from men, no matter how close they are.

"Otherwise, this is the end."

Sui Yi nodded again and again, as if pounding garlic, "I remember my mother."

"In the future, I will definitely keep a distance from men, and also from my father."

"Good boy." Yang Xiaomi touched Sui Yi's head, and glanced at Sui Yuan in satisfaction.

"Did you see it? This is the benefit of precepts and deeds, and I taught Yiyi immediately."

Sui Yuan gave a thumbs up, "High! This method is really high!"

But it's a bit of a waste dad.

After Yang's mother played a set of combos, she might also be tired and sat on the sofa to get lucky, while Yang's father was lying on the ground and couldn't stand up.

"Wang woo woo..." Jin Mao whispered twice, and tremblingly leaned towards Yang's mother.

Maybe the golden retriever was also frightened by Yang's mother and wanted to coax him.

But Yang's mother didn't like this, "Go away, you are not a good person!"

"It was your share just now, right?"

"What's the use of me raising you? You can't even look after a house, can we let the little vixen come in casually?"

"Not only did you let her in, but you also acted as a licking dog!?"

"No, the more I think about it, the more angry I get. Where's Mimi? Bring me the scalpel, and I'll sterilize Pippi on the spot!

Golden Retriever:?!

"Hahaha, it's time." Yang Xiaomi waved with a smile, "Let's go out now.

"Yiyi, you rush out first, don't care if grandma is angry or not, just kneel down and kowtow."

"The others are me."

Sui Yi was also really obedient, nodded, and rushed forward with one stride.

"Grandma, granddaughter Sui Yi is very polite!"

With a beautiful gliding, Sui Yi knelt directly in front of Yang's mother.

Mother Yang was taken aback, eh?!"

"Son, who are you? Get up!"

At this time, Yang Xiaomi and Sui Yuan came over, "Mom, let me introduce you."

"This is my daughter, your granddaughter."

Mother Yang was taken aback, looked at Yang Xiaomi, then at Sui Yuan, she was not well.

"Haven't you only recovered for three or four days?"

"Have a baby so soon?"

"It's not so fast to lay eggs!"

Sui Yuan:

Yang Xiaomi: "w