Please ask me to be the emperor

Zhu Yizhong, the crown prince of Prince Zheng, is a jerk, but he is also a jerk of the Zhu family of the Ming Dynasty royal family.

As the saying goes: thunder, rain and dew are all your kindness.

Although this person has a thousand damn reasons, killing him is not an easy task.

According to normal procedures, an upright censor is required to collect irrefutable evidence, then investigate and deal with it through the court, and finally report it to the emperor to punish the crime with law.

Fortunately, Wang Ding, the commander-in-chief of the Yulin Camp, is not an official of the Ming Dynasty. No matter how strict the laws of the Ming Dynasty are, there is nothing he can do.

However, although the court can't do anything to the "thief", can it still do nothing to you?

When the right governor Yang Sichang and the governor of water transportation Zhu Dadian heard that the "thief" wanted to kill Zhu Yizhong, the crown prince of Prince Zheng, they immediately looked at each other in confusion.

what to do?

If you respond, you won’t give in!

Soldiers, unknown weapons, are no child's play.

If Yang Sichang and Zhu Dadian had to withdraw from the army because of a prince and his son, and they missed important military and state affairs, they would be punished with death and life.

If you refuse, you won’t dare!

Originally, if the "thief" secretly killed this person, and the court blamed him in the future, they would have a reason to evade it, and at most they would be fined or demoted.

What's more, the imperial court is now employing people. As long as you have the skills, you will have a chance to make a comeback sooner or later.

But now the "thief" asked such an honest question, and the right governor Yang Sichang and the governor of water transportation Zhu Dadian were put on the fire.

"Superintendent, how should we deal with this matter?" Zhu Dadian did not want to take the blame, so he took the lead in asking Yang Sichang.

"'If the general's military orders are not accepted abroad', Zhu Junmen will do whatever he wants. Why should he ask for instructions on everything to avoid delaying the military plane?" Yang Sichang, who was the Minister of the Ministry of War, was even more slippery than Zhu Dadian.

Nima!

Zhu Dadian cursed secretly and thought to himself: He was out of his mind. He should have acted wisely and protected himself. How could he take the initiative to provoke Yang Sichang, the current Minister of War and Right Superintendent?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but give an order loudly: "Send the command from the military commander, the so-called 'Prince Zheng's Crown Prince' in the city is faked by thieves, please shoot him to death with random arrows!"

Zhu Dadian gave the order while winking desperately to his cronies Zhang Shiyi.

Nima, now it’s the turn of Right Supervisor Yang Sichang to scold you.

"Military Gate!" Seeing this, General Zhang Shiyi could only helplessly step forward to obey the order.

As a result, he never thought that Zhu Dadian did not give the order. Instead, he bent down and tugged on Yang Sichang's sleeves, explaining in a low voice: "Please be patient, sir. It doesn't matter whether there is a real prince in this city or not. You must not put him on the spot." Shot to death!"

Yang Sichang was originally angry, but he was stunned when he heard this, and then he realized that there must be a reason for it.

He couldn't help but ask: "What do you mean?"

"It's like the story of a frightened bird, it's just a false alarm that scares the thief!" Zhu Dadian couldn't help but explain.

"Oh? That's it!" Yang Sichang felt relieved.

Zhu Dadian saw that Yang Sichang had understood his "good intentions", so he turned to Zhang Shiyi and cursed: "You don't have eyes, why are you still standing here? Why don't you come with me and shoot that 'fake prince' to death?" !”

"The last general takes orders!" Zhang Shiyi still didn't understand that the call from Zhu Dadian, the governor of water transportation, was not only for the right governor Yang Sichang, but also for himself, so he responded quickly.

This matter is a "dirty job". If you do it well, there will be no merit, but if you do it badly, you will be guilty. Only the governor's close associates cannot do it.

It is said that Zhang Shiyi received the order and quickly selected a sharpshooter from among the soldiers, fearing that he would accidentally shoot Zhu Yizhong, the crown prince of Zheng, to death.

Not to mention how the Ming army acted below the city, let us say that the soldiers of the rebel army above the city received military orders from the commander-in-chief Wang Ding.

Director Du Hongyu personally led his soldiers to press "Prince Zheng" onto the city wall of Huaiqing Mansion, and shouted loudly. As expected, the Ming army under the city did not dare to move. They looked at each other for a while and did not dare to continue the attack.

Du Hongyu couldn't help but be overjoyed, and said proudly: "Just shoot if you dare, shoot Prince Zheng to death, and let the emperor chop off your heads, click, click."

He was threatening and gesticulating, and at the same time he was adding sounds in his mouth, quite like a storyteller.

Seeing that the Ming army that had been attacking the city violently retreated like a tide, Du Hongyu felt so proud that he almost danced on the city.

Who would have thought that, and no one knows how long it took, a sudden loud voice shouted: "Prince Zheng in the city is a thief pretending to be the prince, shoot him to death and receive a reward!"

Then, the soldiers under the city raised their muskets, drew their bows and arrows and fired fiercely at the city.

"Straight bitch!" Du Hongyu was startled, and he quickly grabbed "Prince Zheng" beside him, pushed him to one side, and fell to the ground.

"What's going on? Where did you show your weakness?" Du Hongyu couldn't help but wonder.

"Director, I haven't done anything!" The "Prince Zheng" heard this and was about to burst into tears. "Didn't you say that as long as I put on this brocade garment, everything would be safe?"

"Straight-ass thief, what's going on!" Du Hongyu was puzzled. He couldn't help but stretched his head from the female wall and saw that the officers and soldiers on the city were still taking turns to shoot without stopping.

"Are you okay?" Du Hongyu really couldn't understand and couldn't help but casually expressed concern.

"It's okay, it's okay. Even though I'm not wearing armor, at least the enemy didn't shoot at me!" This soldier was a veteran and could identify the enemy's target just by the sound of arrows breaking through the air and the sound of fire.

"Isn't it aimed at you? Couldn't it be aimed at me?" Du Hongyu was stunned when he heard this, and then he reacted.

"You're a thief, you scared me. It turned out to be a machete on the grave to scare ghosts."

"Here, give me this!" Du Hongyu turned around and searched, found an arrow that the Ming army had missed, grabbed it and handed it to "Prince Zheng".

"Director, why did you give me this?" "Prince Zheng" asked strangely.

"Please die!" Du Hongyu couldn't help but sneered after hearing this, "Since they can't hit, let's help them hit!"

It is said that the general Zhang Shiyi commanded the soldiers to fire three or four rounds in a row, and he was convinced that he was ready to withdraw his troops and hand over orders to Yang Sichang and Zhu Dadian.

Unexpectedly, a scream suddenly rang out in the city, and then someone shouted angrily: "What an unfaithful and unjust man, he even shot to death alive!"

Zhang Shiyi was stunned, his face changed drastically, and he almost blurted out "I'm not, I'm not".

However, he immediately realized that he couldn't say this at all, it was in vain, and it only damaged morale.

He hurriedly ran back and saw Yang Sichang and Zhu Dadian with gloomy faces. He couldn't help but defended: "Sir, you really don't do my business. None of you shot arrows in the direction of the prince. I don't know." how so."

"It's none of your business!" Zhu Dadian stretched out his hand to interrupt Zhang Shiyi's excuse, and turned to Yang Sichang and said, "It seems to be a conspiracy of 'thieves'. The prince was actually killed by 'rebellious ministers and thieves'!"

"Yes, this 'thief' is really hateful!" Yang Sichang also reacted.

No matter what the truth is, they must not admit it. If they do, they will be in big trouble.

"People below, listen to me!" Just when Yang Sichang and Zhu Dadian were thinking of a response, unexpectedly, the hateful voice sounded again from the top of the city.

"Since Prince Zheng has been shot to death by you, I will hang his body at the top of the city."

"If you dare to attack the city again, I will cut him into several pieces and throw him off the city wall. Don't say I didn't predict what I said!"