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As a result, the old man Jiang Fa finally found a veterinarian. The veterinarian opened the cow's mouth and looked at it for a long time, then shook his head and told him: "It can't be cured! Just wait to die! Say goodbye!"

The angry old man Jiang Fa almost had a fight with the veterinarian. Since he couldn't be cured, the old man Jiang Fa wanted to have some fun on the street.

It turned out that this man was a martial arts master, and he got interested and decided to use the scalper, who said he couldn't cure it, to wait for death, to do a show of "removing the bones from the belly of the cow". This skill is neither difficult nor easy. It involves piercing the belly of the cow alive with your hands and taking out the ribs.

This cruel method will definitely be criticized by the society. However, this era did not pay much attention to principles such as animal protection, and his behavior was quite barbaric. Instead of criticizing him, the onlookers cheered him loudly.

When Zhang Shun heard this, he also became interested and thought: Could it be that beef is going to be added in the evening? This Jiang Fa is also a master of street performing. He shouts left and right without using any real skills and only makes the atmosphere lively. The people in Zezhou City who were shivering at home were really attracted to him.

Jiang Fa yelled for a long time, his voice was almost hoarse. Seeing that there were more people gathered, he set up a broken bowl and shouted: "Some people support the personal scene, and the rich support the money scene. After a while, I will perform as if It’s still in your eyes, please reward me with some reward! If this cow disappears in a while, please spend a little money to buy it and take it home to stew it. It will be fragrant, delicious, and you will have a good meal!"

Zhang Shun heard this and almost cursed in one sentence: This is poaching me. Even though it is a sick cow, won't I eat it myself after killing it? Is it your turn to sell it to me?

Zhang Shun was about to jump out when he suddenly saw a middle-aged man pushing through the crowd and barging in. A closer look revealed that this man was over forty years old, seven feet tall, with a sallow complexion and thick arms. He shouted breathlessly: "How come you, old man, have become a thief? Someone just told me that this cow is sick. Let me I'm here to treat you. But we looked around and couldn't find it, and you actually stole it!"

"What was stolen? You don't want to slander anyone! I'll take him out to see a doctor for treatment." The little old man Jiang Fa shouted quickly.

"Then, is this how you diagnose and treat? It's not stealing!" the yellow-faced man said with a sarcastic expression.

"Ah? Ah! This cow is out of control, I'm going to give it a happy life!" Jiang Fa looked at him.

"Why can't it be cured? I'm going to overthrow the cow and say it's cured, so I can't cure it!"

"Hey, you old man has to argue with me, right?" Jiang Fa said angrily.

"So what if it is, what if it's not?" The yellow-faced man was not afraid.

"Look at it, everyone. I have a unique skill called 'Four Liangs of Thousand Jin'. You see, this old man is tall and strong. He is not something I can handle. Now let you see, my master's unique skill is Tai Chi." '!" Jiang Fa said solemnly.

Zhang Shun was stunned when he heard this: "What the hell is Tai Chi? Isn't it a broadcast gymnastics in the elderly square? Why do people still believe in this in this era?"

After saying that, Jiang Fa wanted to hold hands with the yellow-faced man. The yellow-faced man looked puzzled and stretched out his hand to hold hands with him. Unexpectedly, the old man Jiang Fa lightly swiped his arm and pushed with a loud shout. The yellow-faced man was pushed back before he could react. When everyone saw it, they couldn't help but cheer! A sixty-year-old man playing a middle-aged man in his forties is indeed quite good.

Seeing this, Ji Dan quickly stepped forward, but Zhang Shun stopped him and said, "Don't worry, your father is fine. It doesn't matter if he fell! Let's take a look."

It turns out that this middle-aged man is none other than Ji Dan's long-lost father, Ji Cheng. Just now Ji Dan saw his old father appear and wanted to go up to recognize him, but was stopped by Zhang Shun. Zhang Shun wanted to see what was going on with these two people and whether they were planning to steal his own cattle before making any plans.

Jicheng patted his butt and stood up. He looked puzzled for a moment: "You old man is so strong? You shouldn't be. Come again!"

The result was no doubt that the yellow-faced man Ji Cheng was knocked down by Jiang Fa again. How could Jicheng be convinced of his own strength? Stand up again and challenge again. Jiang laughed and said: "I have never seen such a request. If you fall once, it doesn't count. If you fall twice, it doesn't count. You have to let people fall a third time."

After saying that, Jiang Fa put his hands together and was about to throw Jicheng, but he never thought that Jicheng turned his wrist and grabbed Jiang Fa's arm. Seeing this, Jiang Fa calmly said: "Look, everyone, this buckle is not terrible. My Tai Chi is soft yet strong, and it only takes one shake. One shake. Shake! I shake! Ouch?"

Jiang Fa shook three or four times in a row, but he couldn't shake Jicheng's arm away, and he couldn't help but be surprised. Seeing this, the people watching laughed and said, "It turns out he is a braggart!"

"Hey? Don't go, don't go at all. It's not that I don't know how to do it, it's that this old man is too strong." Jiang became anxious and ignored the fact that he was an old man. He belittled his opponent as an old man while trying to Bring back the audience. As a result, the audience was not willing to do anything, and they walked away cleanly.

The crowd dispersed, only to reveal Zhang Shun, Wukong and Ji Dan. Seeing this, Zhang Shun walked over with a smile and said, "Okay, okay, we are all our own people, how can we behave like this on the street!"

"Huh? Who are you?" The yellow-faced man asked in confusion, but before he could finish his words, he heard someone shouting "Dad!"

The yellow-faced man Ji Cheng turned around and saw that it was his stupid son Ji Dan! Ji Cheng let Jiang Fa go and shouted in surprise: "Edan! Why are you here?"

"Dad! I followed the general here!" Ji Dan said stupidly.

Jicheng looked at Zhang Shun in confusion. Zhang Shun smiled, pointed at Jiang Fa and said, "You! Explain to him."

"Ah?" Jiang Fa was also a little dazed. How did I know about this? But then he suddenly had an idea and said: "This is my lord, and our General Li is the general under the lord. When will you join the general's command? You are very powerful!"

When Jicheng heard that this man was actually the leader of the "Mangshan Bandits", he was shocked. The "Mangshan Bandit" Li Jiyu was quite intimidating among the river workers, and he quickly bowed and said: "The villain has eyesight but cannot recognize Mount Tai. I am Ji Cheng, the father of Ji Dan. I asked someone to give me a word in my early years, which is called " Pengcheng. Because he offended the bully in his hometown, he was sent to the Yellow River to work as a river worker. He was caught doing some miscellaneous things with General Li a few days ago. Because he had been a veterinarian before, he heard that the cow was sick, so he came here for treatment. On."

The second update is over, go to sleep!