Please ask me to be the emperor

"Egg" is not called egg, but Ji Dan. When Zhang Shun first heard this name, he was shocked, thinking that this person had the same name as Duke Zhou. The surname Ji is a common Chinese surname and one of the eight ancient surnames: Ji, Jiang, Si, Ying, Gui, Gui, Yao, and Si. It is both the surname of the Yellow Emperor and the national surname of the Zhou Dynasty. It is a pity that after being handed down for more than two thousand years, it has become dilapidated and has lost its glory in ancient times.

This family, even if they are a little educated, would not name their child "egg". They hope that their son will be able to eat eggs often in the future. Or you can name your child "Ji Dan", which is the name of the famous Zhou Gong.

That egg, okay, Ji Dan shrank when he saw Zhang Shun and didn't dare to speak. On the contrary, a stout woman in her thirties who came with him asked in a gruff voice: "Are you the king from Yangcheng?"

"Which king? Are you talking about the one who captured Yangcheng a few days ago? That was me!" Zhang Shun wondered: How? Do you, mother-in-law, still want to seek revenge from me?

"Oh, this is the 'thief Qingtian'! Ji Dan, kowtow to 'Master Qingtian' and let him vent your anger!" When the aunt heard this, she slapped her thigh and stretched out her hand to press Ji Dan. head.

When Zhang Shun heard this, he immediately couldn't laugh or cry. Was he scolding himself or praising himself? Looking at the dumb Ji Dan, he knelt down without hesitation and shouted: "Grandpa! I kowtow to you, please save me, save me, take revenge for me!"

Zhang Shun felt that he was pitiful. In order to survive, he even called out his grandfather, which was much smarter than calling people "sir" himself. He quickly stretched out his hand to help him up. It didn't matter, but he actually held a hand full of water.

It turned out that Ji Dan came over directly after being rescued by Xiao Qinhu. He didn't even have time to change his clothes. Zhang Shun said quickly: "Second brother, help him find some clothes quickly. They are all soaked; by the way, You jump down to save people, second brother, are you soaked to the skin too? You go change together, and we can talk later."

When Xiao Qinhu heard this, he smiled, stretched out his hand to grab his sleeve, squeezed out a handful of water, said, "Okay!" and took Ji Dan down to change clothes.

The remaining villagers have no support. You look at me and I look at you, at a loss. On the contrary, the aunt was in a better situation, and said with a forced smile: "This 'thief Qingtian' is a good thief, don't be afraid, they will make the decision for us!"

Zhang Shun heard her say "thief of blue sky" on the left and "thief of blue sky" on the right. Apart from being embarrassed, he thought of his "partner" when he was "thief of blue sky". They asked people to find Zhang Shenyan and work together to find a solution to the matter.

While waiting, Zhang asked about the situation of the aunt. The aunt claimed that her husband's surname was Wu. Because she offended Lin Mingde of Linjiazhuang, he was thrown into the pond by him. This "Wu Ma" became a widow. When Zhang Shun heard this, he almost shouted the famous saying "I want to sleep with you".

Fortunately, this Wu Ma was different from the other Wu Ma. This Wu Ma was sharp-toothed, shrewd and powerful, and she could tell the whole story clearly in a few words. It turns out that Linjiazhuang is still a normal big family. Although it does some bullying of people and slaves, it is not considered cruel.

Until Lin Mingde, the eldest son of the Lin family, spent his whole day doing things that were outrageous to both humans and gods, and was driven to Huaiqing Mansion to learn martial arts. Who would have known that when he arrived at Huaiqing Mansion, he learned the skills from someone unknown and acquired a "Overlord Spear" made of fine iron, and he was able to fight in all directions and have no peace of mind. After he came back, he not only intensified his oppression of the people, but also made friends with bandits and robbers. They formed small groups and dominated the area. He even angered Mr. Lin to death.

Now even the idle Yangcheng County Grand Master couldn't bear it anymore, so he sent Dian Shi and his troops to arrest him, but he was shot to death by this guy. The angry Magistrate Chen claimed that he would report to the governor and send an army to capture him. It took a lot of money from this guy to suppress him.

At this point, this guy set up a fort in Linjiazhuang and became the "Tu Emperor". When encountering a strong enemy, the stronghold is closed and cannot be defended; when there is no threat, the gate of the stronghold is opened to cause harm to one party.

Ji Dan's old father was called Jicheng. He was originally a veterinarian and was famous for treating cattle, horses, chickens and sheep. One day, Lin Mingde's old cow fell ill at home and was reluctant to kill him, so he captured Lao Ji and went to treat him. Then Lao Ji took a look and realized that this cow was almost dying of old age. Where could it be cured?

How can "Shentang Official" Lin Mingde be reasonable? It was meant to trick him. He said to him: "The doctor's work is worth ten taels of silver; if the doctor dies, the original price will be compensated!" Poor doctor Jicheng got sick, but how could he save his life?

After two days, the old cow died. The "Shentang official" Lin Mingde asked him to pay ten taels of silver. Don't say whether this old cow is worth ten taels of silver. Even if it is worth ten taels, then where can Lao Ji have any silver with him? So, the "Shentang official" ransacked Lao Ji's house. Not satisfied, he sold him to Huaiqing Mansion and took his place in the labor of repairing the river. It is still unknown whether he is alive or dead.

Poor Ji family only has one bare son, Ji Dan, who is too honest to beat a fart with a stick and dare not mess with him, so he can only make a living by begging everywhere. It happened that today I was met by Lin Mingde, the "Sinking Pond Officer". I was afraid that Ji Dan was pretending to be stupid and would come to seek revenge in the future, so I found an excuse and asked my servants to sink him into the pond to avoid future troubles.

Zhang Shun felt cold and trembling all over in this July and August season. How could such a person who is inferior to a beast still have the dignity to live between heaven and earth? At this time, Zhang Shenyan, Xiao Qinhu and Ji Dan, who had changed their clothes, also came over.

The three of them happened to meet on the road, and Zhang Shenyan also learned about the situation of Ji Dan's family. As a loyal minister of the Ming Dynasty, he had to scold Magistrate Chen for being a bastard - even though he had wanted to scold him for a long time! Seeing that everyone knew about the situation, Zhang Shun asked Zhang Shenyan to write a crusade against Lin Mingde.

Originally, Zhang Shenyan was ready to enter the den of thieves and follow Xu Shu's example of not saying a word. However, he was also very angry about this kind of thing and could not care much about it, so he asked Zhang Shun to grind and wrote:

In the beginning, human nature is inherently good. This three-year-old naughty boy also knows this, and it is the nature of human beings to be benevolent! Confucius said: "If a person is not benevolent, what is the courtesy? If a person is not benevolent, what is happiness?" The same is true. Nowadays, there is Lin's Mingde, but he does not know his virtue, but instead he has a human face and a beast's heart, causing harm to the countryside.

But if something is not as expected, it will sink into the pond, and the people of Yangcheng will suffer for a long time. There was a veterinarian named Ji Cheng, who was mistaken. Only Lao Niu was blackmailed by him, so that he lost his family and everything, and was exiled to another country. He still does not know whether he will live or die. He has only one son and begs for a living. Lin Mingde is still unwilling to give up, and wants to kill him to avoid future troubles.

Now there are those who are "thieves in the blue sky". When they hear this, they see uneven roads and draw their swords to help. I want to punish this thief to bring justice to the world, and I want to destroy this kind of people to bring clarity to the world. Those who capture their heads and sacrifice them will be rewarded with five taels of silver; those who capture their heads and sacrifice them will be rewarded with ten taels of silver. If there is a situation of retribution, there will be rewards depending on the severity of the news, just like the law!

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