Please ask me to be the emperor

Jitian Li didn't have much to say, he was just going through the motions.

The general process is nothing more than: in the early morning, Tailao was worshiped by the ancestor Shen Nong. In the southern suburbs of the capital, the emperor was responsible for farming three times and returned three times. Push nine times back.

Then Ji Tianling led his subordinates to complete the plowing and sowing, and the ceremony was completed. He ordered all the prefectures and counties to plow in time for spring.

Since Zhang Shun claimed to be the president and had the same etiquette as the three ministers, he naturally used the etiquette of five recommendations and five returns. Although he has always been idle, he has been farming in the fields a few times, so he is somewhat familiar with it. Five pushes and five returns were completed easily.

At that time, King Fu found it interesting and wanted to join in to "play a game", but Song Xiance declined.

However, Prince Fu, who had been feeling aggrieved for a long time in the palace, calmed down because he got the opportunity to let off steam and did not argue with him.

On the way back to Luoyang, Zhang Shun looked at his magnificent ceremonial guard and couldn't help but show off: "I wonder what Prince Fu thinks of my ceremonial guard?"

"Uh... I think it's exactly the same as my ceremonial guard." King Fu responded helplessly.

"How could that happen?" Zhang Shun shook his head and said with a smile, "Yours is a guard of honor for the prince, and this is a guard of honor for the three princes. They look similar, but in fact there should be some differences."

"Yes, yes, you are right!" King Fu didn't want to talk to him again.

Gao Guiying, who was following Zhang Shun, listened to the conversation between the two and just covered her mouth and smiled secretly.

Zhang Shun gave her a strange look, but didn't say anything.

When he returned to the house and no one else was around, Zhang Shun asked strangely: "What were you laughing at on the road just now? You just like to make mischief!"

"My dad, didn't you realize that your guard of honor is old?" Gao Guiying said at a loss of whether to laugh or cry. "You showed it off like a treasure, but didn't you see the look on Prince Fu's face? Maybe you should borrow it from someone else. coming!"

After all, it was the woman who was more attentive and she actually guessed everything.

Zhang Shun thought about it for a while, and the more he thought about it, the more wrong he became, so he ordered Wang Jinyi to call Song Xiance over.

As soon as the immortal Song Xiance entered the door, Zhang Shun asked bluntly: "Where did my guard of honor come from?"

"Of course it was made, how could it fall from the sky?" Song Xiance's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly responded without changing his expression or heartbeat.

"Then why does it look stale?" Zhang Shun asked.

"Perhaps it's just the wind and sand that have been blowing hard these days and the dust has fallen. After a few days of free time, I will ask my servants to scrub it again. It will definitely be clear!" Song Xiance stared and lied.

"I heard that King Fu also had a guard of honor. Why don't you borrow it for me and compare it with ours?" Seeing his denial, Zhang Shun simply showed his daggers.

"Uh... there's no need to go to the trouble again. The old Taoist priest expected that King Shun would insist on this, so he had already borrowed it for you!" Song Xiance said with a smile.

Zhang Shun's nose was almost crooked with anger: "You borrowed it from Jingzhou from Liu Bei, right? Fortunately, I showed off to King Fu, and everyone was laughing their ass off, right? I've been completely embarrassed by you!" "

Song Xiance touched his face and thought to himself: What do you call that old face? This is my old face, okay?

"What should we do?" Song Xiance didn't dare to complain about him directly, so he had to ask embarrassedly.

"What else can I do? Of course I give it back!" Zhang Shun said angrily, "By the way, bring some sweet potatoes, corn and other fresh things over there as an apology."

"Old minister, take your orders!" Song Xiance saluted and prepared to leave.

"Wait a minute, do you have anything similar? Tell me about it!" Zhang Shun asked anxiously.

"It's gone, it's really gone!" Song Xiance assured quickly.

"Really?" Zhang Shun said in disbelief, "You can forget about it if you tell me today, but if you are found out tomorrow, don't blame me for turning your back on me!"

"Ah? I also remembered something, I don't know if it counts!" Song Xiance suddenly realized as if he had just woken up from a dream.

"Say!" Zhang Shun knew there was nothing good going on!

"Um, that stone with the big seal carved on it was borrowed by me from Tao Taigong!" Song Xiance pointed to the big tile-like seal on Zhang Shun's table and said timidly.

Zhang Shun couldn't help but cover his face when he heard this, and sighed helplessly: "I'm going to be so angry with you!"

"Then it's not like you don't know what Tao Taigong is thinking? I first collected his colorful jade, and then collected his strange stones, leaving his granddaughter alone. What do I mean by that?"

"How do I know this?" Song Xiance scratched his head.

"Since you don't know what I mean, how dare you accept other people's stones?" Zhang Shun couldn't help but look like Ma Jingtao.

How could Song Xiance not know that? Just now I was just pretending to be stupid.

Seeing that Zhang Shun had said it all, he couldn't help but murmured: "One more is not too much, one less is not a lot. Anyway, my lord, you have already accepted so much, no one will say anything if you take one more!"

"Besides, the girl is pretty, so my lord, you won't suffer."

"Is this a matter of taking advantage of a loss? Besides, I'm not that kind of person!" Zhang Shun quickly asked righteously.

Everyone couldn't help but squint their eyes when they heard this, with a somewhat sarcastic smile on their lips, and asked meaningfully: "Really?"

Take a look at the woman in your room, won't your conscience hurt?

Zhang Shun couldn't help but became angry and was about to take on the airs of his lord and refute these prejudiced remarks.

Unexpectedly, Wukong suddenly opened the door and came in, reporting: "Master, General Chen is back!"

"Huh? Invite me quickly!" Zhang Shun responded quickly.

Not long after, a burly general walked in. He was wearing a green robe, holding a Qinglong Yanyue Sword, and wearing a cuckold. The person who came was none other than Zhang Shun's sworn brother Chen Changzhen.

Zhang Shun, who originally heard that Chen Changzhen was back, had a smile on his face, but when he saw Chen Changzhen's cuckold, he couldn't help but freeze.

It turned out that after Zhang Shun married Ma Yingniang, he found a cuckold and wore it, claiming that he was following the example of Guan Gong.

On the contrary, his mother-in-law Wang and Zhang Shun were disgusted.

Especially for Zhang Shun, it was truly unjust. Ma Yingniang is a good person and has nothing to do with you. Why do you want to be a cuckold?

Zhang Shun hesitated to speak several times, but he had to give up because he couldn't find a reason to start.

Zhang Shun straightened his expression, welcomed him in and said, "Brother, why are you back? Could it be that something happened on the front line?"

"Since the rebel army's western expedition, they have broken through prefectures and counties. Then they met with Cao Wenzhao at Tongguan and fought with Zuo Guangxian, the commander-in-chief of Shaanxi Province, in successive battles."

"Zuo Guangxian saw that we couldn't wait for the battle, so he hid in Tongguan and relied on the danger to hold on. The rebels worked hard but in vain. There was really nothing they could do against the dangerous pass, so I had to apologize to you!"

"Ah?" Zhang Shun couldn't help being surprised. He also said that Cao Wenzhao and Chen Changzhen had joined forces and had three battalions of troops under their command. They should have invaded Shaanxi. He did not expect such a change.

I went to the hospital to check my waist today and wasted a lot of time. There is only one chapter today. Please forgive me.