Please ask me to be the emperor

Ever since Lao Hu went into the mountains to suppress bandits and was unfortunately injured, he spent money to find a job as a janitor.

This position is low and powerful, and he interacts with passers-by every day, but he has developed an exquisite heart with seven orifices.

As guards, they watched people serve food every day and extorted cards.

If you are short-sighted and want to target someone you shouldn't, it would be a trivial matter to be dismissed from office, and you might even lose your life.

Over and over again, he developed the ability to observe people's emotions and act according to the wind.

When Lao Hu heard what Zhang Shun said was wrong, his first reaction was that he had offended someone he shouldn't have offended.

He quickly nodded and bowed: "Master, if you don't remember the faults of villains, just treat me like a fart! These women are also at your disposal, and I have no objections!"

Good guy, have you inherited the unique skill of Sichuan Opera, an intangible cultural heritage of Sichuan - face changing?

Zhang Shun was also a little confused by Lao Hu's sudden posture of lying down and being beaten.

The conscience of heaven and earth, Zhang Shun is really not motivated by sex this time, just to compete with him for these women. As a result, the yellow mud fell into the crotch, which was either feces or feces.

However, he was a shameless person after all, so he didn't care about anything and just continued to ask: "Tell me about it, I'm not an unreasonable person!"

Just kidding? If you are reasonable, can you do anything to snatch women from the hands of little people like us? Lao Hu was full of resentment and had nowhere to vent his anger.

"Old Hu! This is His Royal Highness King Shun." Ren Guangrong looked at the situation and quickly reminded him for fear that he had said the wrong thing.

"The common people have seen His Highness King Shun!" Upon hearing this, Old Hu kowtowed quickly.

"Get up, get up!" Zhang Shun said modestly, "His Royal Highness King Shun, brothers just gave me a nickname out of love!"

"Now that I am the President of the four northern provinces and one capital, just call me President!"

"The ordinary people have seen the president." Old Hu heard the string and understood the elegant meaning, and immediately changed his words, "If you want to talk about hatred, you have to start with this mountain in the city."

As he spoke, Lao Hu pointed to the mountain in the palace in the city and said to Zhang Shunshu: "Although Nanyang is mountainous, there are no mountains in the city."

ah? When Zhang Shun first arrived near Nanyang City, he found that there were mountains outside the city. And most of them are located in the north of Nanyang, including Dushan, Yinshan, Fengshan, etc.

Zhang Shun originally thought that the hills in Nanyang City were naturally formed, and he was worried that the defenders would use them to look outside the city, which would affect the rebels' siege.

But he never expected that there was a story in it.

"During the Hongwu period, Zhu Kuang, the 23rd son of Taizu, was entrusted here, so he built the Tang Palace and set up Shishan."

"In addition to the main peak, this mountain has four other peaks. It is said that it means 'five peaks standing side by side' and 'four peaks facing each other'."

"The mountain is about seven feet high and covers an area of ​​six percent. All the rocks used are Taihu stones, salvaged from the bottom of Taihu Lake in Suzhou Prefecture, two thousand miles away."

"It took several years for people to carry oxen and pull them along the way to build this hill."

"We also look for exotic flowers and plants and plant them there; rare and exotic animals are circling back and forth; carved beams and painted buildings are planted according to the mountains."

"Wait, wait!" Zhang Shun listened and felt uncomfortable. Why don't you just write "A Fang Palace Ode" for me?

When Lao Hu saw that Zhang Shun had been discovered, he couldn't help but blush and said, "Actually, I haven't seen what it is like. I just heard about it. Anyway, it is like a heavenly palace in the sky, extremely luxurious."

Zhang Shun frowned. It’s not like a man doesn’t know how expensive firewood and rice are. Since he became the leader of the rebel army, he has deeply realized that the poor transportation methods of this era consume a lot of materials.

If it is true as what this guy said, the rocks for this seemingly inconspicuous hill are indeed transported from Taihu Lake, then it is really built with the blood and tears of the people, and is much more luxurious than any carved beams or painted buildings.

"It's just that this happened during the Hongwu period. The Ming Dynasty is about to die. What does it have to do with you, a person who only lived forty or fifty years old?" Zhang Shun couldn't help but wonder.

"Your Majesty, the President!" Lao Hu couldn't help but said sadly after hearing this, "Since this mountain was built, a pavilion was set up on it. The king of Tang could have a bird's eye view of the whole city and the nine mountains in the distance by leaning on the railing."

"All the kings of the Tang Dynasty took advantage of this to commit misdeeds. But when they saw a marriage taking place in the city, they would kidnap the bride and bring her into the palace to make money and humiliate her. When all the happiness was over, it was released."

"So much so that when marrying a woman in Nanyang, you always choose to do it at night. You don't fire cannons and play music. You just sneak around like a thief. Thank you for your blessing!"

Zhang Shun couldn't believe his ears when he heard it. How could the majestic Prince Ming do such an immoral thing?

In the past, it was already a heinous accusation to say that someone bullied men and dominated women. It's a good thing that King Tang actually played something as disgusting as Chu Yequan in the city.

Zhang Shun turned to Ren Guangrong and asked, "Is this happening?"

"Although I haven't seen it with my own eyes, Nanyang Mansion did secretly get married at night, which is quite weird!" Ren Guangrong answered honestly.

"It's absolutely true!" Lao Hu couldn't help but look excited when he heard this. "After a long time, everyone thought it was just spreading rumors. Unexpectedly, when I was getting married, the evil King Tang happened to see me."

"They actually kidnapped my unmarried wife and humiliated her for three days and three nights. Unexpectedly, my wife had a strong personality and actually jumped off the palace mountain and fell naked to her death in the palace."

"If I don't take revenge, I won't be a human being. Let's all judge me! He can humiliate my wife, why can't I humiliate his wife?"

When Old Hu got excited, his face became ferocious and he burst into tears. He completely ignored his original promise to give these women to Zhang Shun.

Zhang Shun was speechless and had no choice but to look at the woman helplessly and said, "What else can you say to defend yourself?"

The woman's face was smeared with ash, and her beauty and ugliness could not be seen.

When she heard Zhang Shun's words, she was a little speechless.

Originally, when she saw the bloody scene in front of her, she was so frightened that her liver and gallbladder split apart. She just wanted to find an opportunity to commit suicide to protect her innocence. She never expected that the thief would give her a chance to defend herself.

She calmed down a little and said, "I heard that King Shun was benevolent and would not kill innocent people."

"I am originally from Nanchang, Jiangxi. What does the Nanyang Tang Mansion have to do with me? I am lucky enough to be favored by the King of Tang and enter the manor. How can I offend?"

"What's more, my husband has been imprisoned in the room by the old Tang King for sixteen years since he was a child. Now he has only been on the throne for two or three years. How can he do anything evil?"

"This tiger's poison does not eat its seeds, but this old Tang King is really not a thing!" Zhang Shun felt that his three views had been refreshed.

"I don't care. If you, the Prince of Tang, are doing evil, do you still need us common people to tell who is right and who is wrong?" Old Hu looked like he was crazy and refused to give up.

Zhang Shun's brows furrowed even more tightly. To say he was wronged, both sides were justified. Do we really want to watch these women being humiliated indiscriminately? That would probably be even more unacceptable than killing them.

At this point, everything has been said, and the fate of his family is in Zhang Shun's hands. They couldn't help but stare at Zhang Shun, waiting for his final verdict.

I'm such a mean-mouthed person. I just said that I'm lustful. If I want them back, wouldn't this matter be over? Zhang Shun couldn't help but feel annoyed.

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