Plug-in Players In Marvel

What should I do to appease the Minions who are more mobile than monkeys?

Resisting the sharp and chaotic shouts of the Xiao Huang people, Shi Xiaolei hurriedly used his brain to find the answer from his memory.

Not to mention, it really reminded him of a key point.

So...

"Uh huh~~!" With a hard cough, Shi Xiaolei narrowed his eyes, imitating the villains in the movie, pretending to be very serious and a little impatient.

Raised his arms, grabbed the little yellow man who had already crawled to his chest, and patted his clothes.

The little yellow people fell one after another, some hit their companions, some fell directly to the ground, and a few unlucky ones rolled a little far.

Shi Xiaolei grabbed the Minion who took the lead with one hand, and slowly squatted down.

As he squatted down, his eyes slowly shifted from the face of the little yellow man in his hand to the group of little guys on the ground.

"Hey chi, beep~!"

"Boss~!"

The vast majority of Minions were already intimidated by Shi Xiaolei's deliberately feigned fierceness. However, just like the little guy named 'Bob' in the movie and short film, among the group of minions in front of him, there are also a few natural stuns who can't read the air.

"Shh~, shut up." Shi Xiaolei made a mute gesture as he put down the Minions in his hand.

Then, he spread out his hands again, as if he was holding something, slowly tightened them, and then squeezed harder: "Now, listen to me. If anyone dares to interrupt me, I will... pinch him to death! Understand? "

As if someone was directing, the little yellow people raised their arms in an extremely neat way, and covered their mouths with their hands. The movements of quickly nodding their heads are also at the same frequency, so neatly arranged.

"Very good." Shi Xiaolei lowered his voice and smiled "ferociously": "From now on, you are my subordinates. Do you have any objection to this?"

The little yellow people shook their heads neatly again... but there was a dull-headed little guy who wanted to answer aloud, but obviously the one next to him was faster. I saw that the guy raised his hand and slapped it, stuck it on the idiot's face, and slapped back the sound it wanted to shout.

"Very good, your performance is good." Shi Xiaolei smiled and continued to say to the little yellow people: "Since you have become my subordinate, you must abide by what I have set. Speaking of which, I am still a very talkative person, and there are not many problems that need to be taboo, but there is one point, you must remember... Except for me, my family and a few friends don't have to hide, absolutely It's not allowed to be exposed to other people's eyes, understand?"

Can't be exposed? When the little yellow people heard this, not only did they not have any dissatisfaction, but on the contrary, they became more and more excited.

To say why, the reason is actually very simple.

The ideal of the Minions is to 'follow the big bad'. The more bad people are, the more they will be regarded as idols. At this moment, in their little brains, Shi Xiaolei's sentence "Do not expose" has been replaced by "Because I have done many bad things, I must hide".

With this kind of misunderstanding, it's really strange that you're not excited with these weird ideas.

"It looks like we have reached an agreement, right?" Shi Xiaolei nodded with satisfaction: "Very well, since you are so obedient, then I, the boss, won't be stingy."

As he spoke, Shi Xiaolei waved his hand and took out a hanging banana as a reserve food from his space backpack.

"Hey~~~~!!!!!!"

If the yearning for bad guys is an ideal that comes from the heart, then the obsession with bananas is an instinct engraved in the depths of the soul.

For the Minions, there is no person or thing in the world that is more important than bananas. In terms of priority, bananas should be above the Boss.

No, when they saw the banana that Shi Xiaolei took out, these little guys immediately went crazy.

What order, what warning, Shi Xiaolei's act of ferociousness just now caused the shock, which was forgotten by the Xiao Huang people in a blink of an eye.

As if caught by evil, the little guys jumped up one after another, wanting to reach for the banana in Shi Xiaolei's hand, some of them were impatient, and even climbed up by following Shi Xiaolei's trouser legs again.

"What are you doing?" Is it worth it? Shi Xiaolei hurriedly shouted: "Stand up for me~! You're not obedient, right? Then I'll put it away."

As he spoke, Shi Xiaolei turned his arms and stuffed the bananas back into his backpack.

"Well, na na~~~."

Looking at the big empty hands, the little yellow people fell into a panic, and their shouts were also full of regrets and regrets.

"Disobedient, no banana, obedient, everyone has it."

Standing up, with the instructions, Shi Xiaolei repeated it several times. In the end, he held a banana in one hand and akimbo in the other, and looked down at the little yellow people on the ground: "Now, line up for me. Don't mess up, don't make noise, come one by one. Whoever makes trouble will have no bananas to eat, understand? "

Look at me, I look at you, the little yellow people blinked their big round eyes and looked at each other.

"Hey~!" After a while, the Xiao Huang people invariably put their legs together and raised their right hand, as if they were being inspected by the troops, and they saluted Shi Xiaolei in unison.

"Very good, soldiers, gather the whole team~!"

"Well~!"

Although their brains are not easy to use, under the stimulation of bananas~www.readwn.com~ the little guys showed extremely efficient mobility. No, in just a few seconds, they had already formed a long column in front of Shi Xiaolei.

"Here, this is yours."

"Hey~!" With a salute, he happily took the banana given by Shi Xiaolei, and the first Minion left the team in a row.

The little guys in the back also followed suit, and they were too obedient.

The chaos was brought under control, Shi Xiaolei breathed a sigh of relief, and when he looked at the group of little guys in front of him, his senses suddenly improved a lot.

'17, 18...' While distributing bananas to the Minions, he secretly counted in his heart. After about three minutes, Shi Xiaolei counted the number of Minions.

A total of one hundred and eighty. According to a row of thirty people, and a row of three in a row, the little yellow people here can make up for two rows.

No wonder it was so big when it was summoned.

"Hey na na~!"

"Wow da bang ka~!"

Just a few seconds after he lost his mind, another noise came from his ear.

Turning to look, there were two little yellow people making trouble again.

The one on the left should be at the front of the line. It can be seen from the only piece of banana peel left in its hand. And the one on the right is obviously just beginning to enjoy his food...

At a glance, you can tell that the one who finished eating first was too greedy and wanted to **** someone else's share, so it broke out.

Mediation? rebuke?

forget it.

"Ah~." Covering his forehead, Shi Xiaolei couldn't help but let out another long sigh.