Pokemon descend on Earth

“Old Zhao, what are you doing? Called you for a long time. ”

A strange question came from his roommate behind him, and Zhao Xi immediately clenched his hand – the Poké Ball has two modes, and in non-combat mode it is only the size of a marble-sized – and hid the Poké Ball in his pocket. This kind of bizarre thing, it is better not to let others know.

“Sorry, I was just looking at my phone.”

Zhao Xi turned to answer, and then walked into the bedroom.

“Old Zhao, come and see!” Han Wei pulled him to the computer, “Look, monsters have also been found over there in the girls’ dormitory!” ”

This is the post bar of Fudan University, a post was topped, the title of the post is [A huge caterpillar half a meter long appeared at the door of the No. 12 girls’ dormitory!] There is also a white unicorn on the head! 】

There are also many pictures in the post, and Zhao Xi looks at it as a unicorn worm.

However, unlike the green caterpillar, the unicorn has a more violent personality, and it can also use the skill of poison needle! I don’t know how people who are pricked by a poisonous needle in the real world will react…

The message below is also strange.

(What kind of bug is this, have alumni of the biology department come out to explain)

(I’m from the School of Life Sciences, looked at various pictures on the Internet, and came to a conclusion: explain a fart, no explanation!) ）

(Professor Zhou has already been called away by the leader, and it is said that all the academicians and professors of the biology department have been summoned…) ）

(It seems that the state attaches great importance to ah)

(It’s the end of the world, and I still have a Mao credit!) I’m going to put Li Devil’s head in a sack tonight!” I’ve retaken this guy’s course three times! ）

(Only I care about the safety of the girls in Building 12?) Did you team up to brush monsters to protect the girls? ）

(This is not an isolated phenomenon, the whole country … No, something like this is happening all over the world! Folks, think carefully about the future. ）

This sentence caused many people to think deeply.

Imagine if there would be more and more terrifying unknown creatures that did not appear? Where should ordinary humans go then? How will the state react? What kind of actions will the army have? Could it be that everyone will live in fear?

(I’m psychological.) I can tell you responsibly, whether it is the giant rat under the boys’ dormitory in Building 6 or the giant worm under the girls’ dormitory in Building 12. Judging from their subconscious hiding behavior when facing humans, these two monsters are at the bottom of the food chain in their respective environments. What this means, I think you all understand.)

(According to the biology department: if it is scaled up in equal proportions to the bite force of the mouse, then the giant rat that appears in Building 6 can eat concrete as tofu dregs.) ）

(My day your brother-in-law, Lao Tzu lives in Building 6!) Have the ability to gnaw me! ）

(The giant rat that eats concrete as tofu dregs is at the bottom of the food chain.) You tell me, what other monster can be at the top of the food chain? It’s okay, I can handle it! ）

(Alumni, get ready.) This may be an evolution of humanity, or it may be destruction. ）

……

“That’s the situation.” Li Boyuan said to the three, “The old brother of the biology department has stopped cooking, and the old brother of psychology has also speculated about the behavior of the monster, unfortunately, it is all bad news.” ”

Han Wei let out a long sigh and collapsed on the chair decadently: “Then you say, what is the use of our Chinese?” ”

Seeing that the academicians and professors of the Department of Biology were all called away by the state, the School of Life Sciences, which was originally a difficult place to find employment, was about to take off at this moment, and Han Wei was unwilling.

“Uh…” Zhao Xi hesitated, and added in a low voice, “How about we use Guoxue to transform monsters?” ”

“Old Zhao, do you eat or not?”

“Eat, you have the ability to fight.”

“Ahem, old Zhao… Ah no, Brother Zhao, I really can’t do it in the future, just go to your supermarket! Han Wei said with a smile, “The requirements are not high, give a branch manager as a success!” ”

Zhao Xi rolled his eyes and did not answer, saying so, but Han Wei was obviously joking. After all, it is impossible to be a student of Fudan University, and it is impossible to be the administrator of a small supermarket for your classmates.

“In any case, knowledge must always be passed on, and new things appear, so it takes talents to compile new teaching materials and disseminate new knowledge.” Shen Ping was confident, “Don’t worry, we also have a role.” ”

“Now it’s not a question of whether there is a role, it’s now a question of life safety.” Li Boyuan pointed to Zhao Xi’s laptop screen, “Look, if what they said is true, then what to do when the giant rat downstairs is hungry.” Do hungry monsters still fear humans? When it finds that humans are actually very good to kill and the meat quality is also delicious, what should we do? ”

“There will definitely be a state side to solve it, such a head…”

Before Han Wei finished speaking, the honking of a police car came from downstairs in the dormitory, and he shrugged, “Look, isn’t this coming.” ”

The four quickly opened the floor-to-ceiling windows and went to the balcony. After a while, the balcony of the entire dormitory building was full of people’s heads again.

……

Two police cars were parked downstairs in the dormitory. Seven policemen quickly came down from the police car, each armed with a pistol and a stun baton, seemingly ready to attack the giant rat.

The balcony was densely packed with people, but everyone did not dare to speak loudly, for fear of affecting the below.

The leading policeman said a few words to his teammates, then took a tactical posture with a gun, climbed over the temporary railing, and cautiously approached the green belt. He was also carrying a backpack with no idea what weapons were inside.

The other six policemen stayed where they were, holding pistols ready to cover.

When he approached the green belt, the giant rat hiding in the osmanthus tree probably sensed the imminent crisis and began to stir restlessly. The officer immediately stopped, then slowly crouched down and untied the backpack behind his back on the ground.

Just when hundreds of onlookers in the dormitory building thought he was going to take out some secret weapon, the police officer zipped the backpack, revealing a backpack full of brown feed.

“Cut ~~”

“Shh~~~”

The hundreds of heads that were full of expectations suddenly wailed.

The officer did not take care of other chores, he grabbed a handful of feed and slowly sprinkled it on the ground. The smell of feed is so good that it can be smelled even from the balcony on the third floor, more than ten meters away.

Naturally, Lada also smelled it.

After seeing the police retreat, it cautiously emerged from under the osmanthus tree.