Pokémon: I Choose Mewtwo at the Beginning

"The reason for the quarrel is very simple. My sister fell in love with a man. My father didn't like him, so he stopped them from being together. My sister is also naturally stubborn, as long as she likes him. , No one can change the decision she made. Even if my father and I tried to stop it, it was of no use. Then my father scolded her, and she ran away from home in a fit of anger and ran with the man. She should have left by now. It's been half a year, and I haven't gotten a single call back, so I've really been cruel." Cai.

Chapter 705

Xingka finished speaking in one breath, took a light breath and spit it out, and completed the magic of breathing!

Su Yi has been waiting, waiting for her to write the text, but after waiting for a long time, no sound came out.

He looked at Xingka, Xingka looked at him, and the two fell into endless stares.

Xingka: "Look at what I'm doing, if I can't get enough to eat, you still look at it, I'll be embarrassed if you look at me again..."

Su Yi: "No, I'm just thinking, do you have anything else to say after picking up [-]? I'm looking forward to it."

He smiled with relief: "There's nothing left, I'm done, this is the ultimate reason for my father's quarrel with my sister."

Su Yi's black line: "So what can be said in one sentence, you have been fooling me with thousands of words?"

Xing Kazi scratched the back of his head embarrassingly: "Then you mustn't blame me, it's because of my professional habit."

"Occupational habits?"

"That's right, it's a professional habit. In addition to handling political affairs, I spend the rest of the day giving speeches in the square. The more the number of times, the fewer the lines. Gradually, it becomes more and more watery..."

It's a shame to laugh.

"Oh, this is forgivable, I'm not forced by reality, or I don't want water!"

"Ugh…"

Alabasta is really a very strange country, not only the citizens are strange, but even the princess of a country is very strange.

"So, your sister fell in love with a man from country Z, and your father didn't agree to it. She broke up the two of them. In a fit of rage, she left Alabasta and went to country Z, didn't she?"

"Fuck! Su Yi, why are you so smart, I haven't even said about country Z, how did you guess that my sister ran off with a man from country Z!"

Su Yi's eyes were dull, and he looked at her with contempt.

Didn't you already say it before?Your sister went to country Z, if she didn't run with the people of country Z, there are so many countries on earth, why did she choose country Z alone?

This kind of problem still needs reasoning, and does it need to be dismantled? Just close your eyes and you can know it, okay?

He really didn't understand, what was Xingka surprised by?What do you admire?

"That's right, it's a man from country Z, and he's an old man from country Z! When I think of that old man, I get angry, my internal organs are burning and hurting!"

Xingka clutched his chest and wailed twice in response to the occasion...  

"Ah...ah..."

"Su Yi, don't you know, I've grown up so much, and I've never seen such a brazen man. He was actually in my house and seduced my sister away. It's like my sister and my father are dead people who don't exist. !"

I really can't say it, I can't think about it, every single cell in my body is shaking with severe pain!

"It's best in this life, don't let me see that bastard shameless man! Otherwise, the first thing my mother does is to pierce his heart with ten thousand arrows, and hit him directly into a sieve and a hornet's nest!"

"Not only that, I also want to learn the criminal law of your country Z, slashed by a thousand knives, and executed at a long time!"

"Then you wait first, this Ling Chi execution is the criminal law of Z country hundreds of years ago, and it has been abolished long ago..."

Xingka didn't seem to hear what he was talking about, so he continued to curse.

"I'm going to cut off every piece of skin and every piece of meat on his body one by one, and then put it in the sun to marinate and dry!"

"It's marinated, sun-dried, add some chili, add some red oil, add some oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and fry it in the pot to make it crispy?"

Star Card:  ….

Chapter 706

Xingka said loudly: "Damn it! You are too disgusting, too serious, too inhuman!"

Su Yi raised his eyebrows. Compared with the torture you think, it is really far from the torture.

"I just wanted to kill him. In the end, you wanted to eat him, even human flesh. Are you not afraid of the revenge of the endless hell?"

Infernal hell, what a ridiculous statement, this kind of nonsense to frighten a three-year-old child, but no one would believe it, and a princess like Xingka actually believed it.

Is this the kingdom of Alabasta, the princess's IQ is too low, or is the joker so clever that normal people don't believe it?

"Su Yi, it's not me who talks too much. People who think like you will die in the future, and they will go to the eighteenth hell."

"Oh? Then I'll test you, do you know what is in the eighteen layers of hell? For example, what the hell, what is the criminal law, and what is the name of each layer of hell?"

Su Yi thought, such a difficult question cannot be answered by you.

If you really did not miss a word, and all the answers were typed, it only means that the princess Xingka is usually very idle, and she can read all kinds of books, such as unpopular and strange books, and ghosts and suspense to her.

Otherwise, how could she, a person from the Kingdom of Alabasta, know about the eighteen layers of hell, such a Buddhist vocabulary?

Regarding Buddhism, most of them came from Pakistan.

After it was spread to country Z, it was added with many magical colors, and it became a desirable fairy tale.

"Stop, stop! The digression has gone too far."

Su Yi couldn't help but reminded that chatting with Xingka off topic is normal.

"Oops! I'm so sorry, I couldn't control my mouth when I was excited!"

Xingka smiled embarrassedly, she didn't know when to change her old problem.

Su Yi pondered, you should never think about changing it, you can't change it in your life, it has already taken root in your bones!

"Instead of thinking about these things, you might as well think about how to quickly end the topic with me, so that I can do my business, and you can put the matter of looking for your sister on the agenda as soon as possible. "

Su Yi couldn't help reminding her that the world is huge, but you need to find your sister.

Xingka nodded, feeling very reasonable and unable to refute, she really won her heart.

Why don't you say that he loves Su Yi unrequitedly for no reason at all?

As far as Su Yi's smart mind, this handsome appearance, this slender figure, this ability cannot be compared with others.

No matter which one it is, it exudes an irresistible charm.

Anyway, Star Card can't resist anyone, if you can resist, who will resist.

She won't stop her either. With fewer people looking at Xingka, can she also have fewer rivals in love!

"I don't remember what that man looks like. I'm really face-blind about the looks of your country Z people."

What Xingka said was helpless, but it was also true.

After being used to watching countless shows of country Z, she once thought she was blind.

Because really, you see every girl looks the same.

All white to glowing skin, pointed chin, awl face, double eyelids...

The same thing is like the products that flow down the assembly line, so you can't tell the difference between east, west, north and west, and you can't find any substantial difference. .

Chapter 707

"The female star in your country feels like it was copied and pasted. If you put on a lot of heavy makeup, I guess the face recognition can be killed by them..."

Xingka's words are so eloquent, they're just straight to the point.

It can be seen that the perverted aesthetics pursued by the people of Z country has become serious.

They have all gone abroad and have been complained by foreign friends!

I really don't know, when and from whom, the awl face, pointed chin, double eyelids, white glow, no more than 80 pounds, and a series of intriguing aesthetics became popular.

Even Fan Xingxing, the ancestor of the awl face, is particularly recognizable by others.

No matter which country you lose in the crowd, it is the most dazzling existence.

It's not like the current Internet celebrity, an awl goes all over the world, and even the name of the whole journey, no one can remember it.

Not to mention your face that has been smashed to the street.

"In the past, I found that only female stars were the case, and now, I found that men seem to be developing more and more towards this trend 々' ."

"Which?"

"Which one could it be, motherfucker!"

Su Yi:  …

"Tell me, a man who is in his youth and in his prime, doesn't take advantage of his youth to show his masculinity, but goes to put on heavy makeup, lipstick, and eye shadow..."

"Actually, I've always wanted to ask you, are some male stars in your country sick?"

Su Yi silently spit out a sentence in his heart: You are right, they are sick, sick aesthetics born from sick market.

Xingka couldn't imagine what a man was thinking when he turned himself into a leprechaun.

If you are really a professional women's clothing boss, she won't say anything, but only if you are an entertainer, a star in the entertainment industry.

It's not the kind of Internet celebrity who relies on reverse string, short video, blog clicks, discussions, and popularity...

Xingka pinched her chin and fell into contemplation. She asked again, "In your country, are men who are more feminine and more popular?"

Although Su Yi didn't want to admit it, it seemed to be the case.

"I looked at the online price list, and some old artists with acting skills and talents, their remunerations are not as much as a fraction of the freshmen!"

"Xingka, you have to understand that the value of an artist is not measured by the salary."

It is necessary to tell her about this, so that the child will not have any new misunderstandings about this country.

Su Yi remembered that the last time Xingka misunderstood country Z was that she thought that people in country Z would eat everything!

What kind of mice, cockroaches, bed bugs, dung beetles, grasshoppers...

As long as there is something that can move, there is no country Z that people dare not eat!