Pokémon starts with binding the Dragon God system

(The author kindly advises all readers: If you are eating or preparing to eat! Please put down your phone and read this chapter after eating! If you do not listen to the advice... I will not be responsible...)

In the audience, there are already people in black who slowly retreated.

These are the lackeys of the eldest lady, Amy Yip.

They got the task and needed Lin Qing's blood.

The leader was called Ye Lu, and the follower was his younger brother Ye Su.

In order to let the eldest sister drag Huo Sha and her son off the stage.

They dared to do anything!

When they saw Lin Qing walking towards the toilet.

They set off!

Now they have come to the men's toilet below and squatted. There are a total of five pits, all of which are separate cubicles.

In order not to alert the enemy, they found a pit and locked it in.

And today is destined to be a difficult day for these two talents.

First, when they entered the pit, they noticed that the smell was wrong.

It turned out that the shit that the bitch had taken before was not flushed away.

It was also diarrhea... the smell~

It was suffocating~~

The two brothers hurriedly covered their mouths and noses and pressed the flush button.

Damn it! The flush button was broken!

Just when the two wanted to go out and change toilets.

They seemed to hear Lin Qing's voice and had already walked to the door.

At that time, he didn't think about it, and his brother Ye Lu's eyes were determined and fierce.

Then he nodded violently, as if he was going to die, and locked the door of their squat toilet with shit...

At this time, they heard three people coming in from outside, and as expected, there was Lin Qing!

It seems that there are two more men?

Just now, Zhang Hu and Wang Chuang, the two right-hand men, saw that Lin Qing won the first place and wanted to come over to flatter him.

Because he was just beaten by someone with Raichu, he wanted to ask big brother Lin Qing for help.

Just saw Lin Qing was going to the toilet...

After they carefully felt it, they seemed to have the same intention, so they came in a group!

As soon as they entered the toilet, Zhang Hu and Wang Chuang couldn't hold it anymore, and they started looking for a squat toilet while holding their stomachs.

What a coincidence...

The squat toilet that Wang Chuang and Zhang Hu found, one on the left and one on the right, just sandwiched the chlorophyll brothers in the middle.

Lin Qing wanted to go in, but his cell phone suddenly rang.

It was from his mother Huo Sha.

He went out to answer the phone...

Just one second after Lin Qing went out to answer the phone, he left.

Zhang Hu came up from the squat toilet and said: "Ding~! Ding~! Ding~~!!" Three huge farts!

In the toilet, there seemed to be an echo.

Those who didn't know would think that someone inside had exploded!

The three huge noises shook the hearts of the chlorophyll brothers next to him three times.

Then, accompanied by an extremely intoxicating smell, a gas that was visible to the naked eye and extremely lethal floated in from the next door.

Ye Su was about to roll her eyes on the spot, and just wanted to hide to the other side and keep a distance.

Then she heard the acrobatics in the squatting pit next door starting.

If the sound in Zhang Hu's squatting pit was thunderous, then the sound coming out of Wang Chuang's squatting pit was a thousand firecrackers.

"Crackle~ Bang~ Bang~ Cha~ Crackle~"

I had diarrhea as soon as I heard it.

A series of sticky farts seemed to have the attack attribute of poisonous elves, and Ye Su next door rolled his eyes on the spot.

The eldest brother Ye Lu was still desperately pinching his younger brother Ye Su's philtrum to wake him up.

He silently said in his heart: Hold on! Just bear it a little longer!

As long as Lin Qing's blood is obtained, it can be proved that he is not the master's seed...

Ye Zimei will definitely reward her two younger brothers at that time.

Just as they were still struggling.

Zhang Hu next to them started again.

"Ding~Ding~Ding~Ding!!!"

I don't know if Zhang Hu's intestines are tied up, the fart is so loud.

It's like an alarm!

Ye Lu next to him was so scared that he wanted to go out immediately, but just when he wanted to go out.

He heard Lin Qing talking on the phone at the door again.

It seemed that he was about to come in, and Ye Lu was so scared that he immediately shrank back.

At this time, Wang Chuang next to him also came to assist, and a series of loud farts seemed to tell Zhang Hu next door.

Get out of the way! Let me suffocate them to death!

At this moment, Zhang Hu suddenly spoke: "Hey! I said that the fish-flavored pork shreds at lunch were not fresh!"

"Brother Hu... do you have extra paper...? I... I have diarrhea... I don't have enough paper! Ouch~ Oh my god! It's coming again! My goodness~"

Then there was another round of diarrhea.

Zhang Hu said with a disgusted look on his face: "What are you crying for? Don't disgust me! You feel so good when you take a shit, like a slut! I don't have any, ask the neighbors if they have any!"

When Ye Lu heard that the other party wanted paper, he immediately started looking for it, because the other party was about to finish! Finally, he didn't have to endure the chemical attack.Ye Lu didn't say anything and quickly handed over a pack of paper.

Wang Chuang saw it and said with gratitude: "Brother! You are such a good person~ Thank you~"

The hand that stretched out from under the toilet baffle was holding a pack of paper and shaking it, as if he couldn't wait.

Wang Chuang wiped his butt and said: "There are still many good people in our school~"

After about five minutes, Zhang Hu was also fine.

Ye Lu finally breathed a sigh of relief. The two chemical weapons were finally gone.

But... the calmest time... may be the most dangerous...

The younger brother Ye Su, who had just passed out of shock, didn't know what shit he smelled, and suddenly stood up and vomited in his brother Ye Lu's arms.

"Ugh~~~~~~~~!"

Ye Lu, who had full resistance to poison gas, finally couldn't stop it. This move was comparable to the dissolving liquid of the old monster, with extremely strong corrosive ability.

Ye Lu was immediately defeated...

He rolled his eyes and fell headfirst into the pit that he had not flushed...

Lin Qing, who had just finished a phone call, peed in the urinal, shook twice and left.

Who could have imagined that Zhang Hu and Wang Chuang, two unknown soldiers of the Five Tiger Generals, actually helped their big brother kill Wen Chou and Yan Liang in the men's bathroom of the Elf Academy!

Lin Qing, who returned to Shirona, also saw his father who was given away for free and his father's first wife.

Lin Tiancheng praised Lin Qing with great appreciation: "Not bad! He is my son, Lin Tiancheng! He is capable and responsible! He didn't embarrass me."

Lin Qing, contrary to his usual behavior, directly searched on his father, and said while searching: "Brother Tiancheng? Is there Huazi?"

Shirona was also confused at the time. Why... why is this tone so familiar? ? ? Has he recovered his memory?

Lin Tiancheng was confused. Wasn't he quite normal just now?

Then Lin Qing started again. He smoked a Furongwang in front of his father. He looked so happy when he was puffing out smoke. Then he called Su Qinyin and her sister over and hugged one each.

He was just like a second-generation gangster leader.

"Oh, Dad! Auntie, do you have money? I just found two girls! So happy! I have no money, give me a few hundred million! Hurry up!" Lin Qing said while touching Su Tianyan's hand with a squinting face.

His expression was vulgar and arrogant.

Everyone was confused...