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"Brother, why don't we just throw the money away.

The little assistant made a gesture to throw the red envelope on the spot.

"It's useless to throw it away." Lan Feng stopped: "This thing is for disgusting people, throwing it away might as well reward yourself with a big meal."

"Then what to do?"

Lan Feng looked around, then his eyes lit up, and he had an idea: "Give it to me, I have a solution."

"No, I'll take it.

The little assistant said after hesitating for a moment.

"Don't worry, when did you see that I suffered a disadvantage." Lan Feng took the red envelope from the assistant's hand: "Follow me."

"Thank you brother."

Ten minutes later, Lan Feng and his assistant came to a temple.

Although the temple looks small in scale, the roof of the temple is covered with magnificent colored glaze. There is a plaque made of red sandalwood hanging in the center above the entrance of the temple, on which are written three gilt characters——Manjusri temple.

Just entered the temple,

On the opposite side of Lan Feng came a middle-aged woman dressed in jewels. When she saw Lan Feng and the two of them, she smiled and said, "You two are also here to ask for blessings to go to school. I heard people say that this place is effective. .”

Lan Feng responded with a smile: "Seeing you are so happy, it must have come true."

"Haha, that's not true." The middle-aged woman said happily: "Let me tell you, my son will definitely be admitted to Stanford this year.

Hearing this, the little assistant on the side said with some doubts: "Stanford? That's a foreign school, right? Can the God of Daxia take care of it?"

"That's right!" The middle-aged woman was stunned for a moment, then patted her thigh and suddenly realized: "No, I have to quickly find out what foreign gods are in charge of going to school, and I can't be left behind."

Then the middle-aged woman left a thank you and ran out in a hurry.

In the live room:

"Haha, it's amazing, now you have to learn about the local religious beliefs before taking the school entrance examination.

"Although it's a bit funny, it's understandable, after all, it's a hope for my son.

"Hahaha, if this son doesn't get into Stanford, I'm sorry his mother has worshiped so many gods."

"Son: Who told you that the Chinese gods don't care about other countries, now I have no excuses for not passing the exam."

"It's not that it doesn't work, it can also be said that it doesn't work. `々."

"That won't work, I don't envy the god of idleness in the land of China."

"Manjusri: It's too much to be a god these days, I have to go find Athena quickly."

Assistant: "Brother, don't you want to throw money into the merit box? But this Manjushri Bodhisattva is not the right one.

"It doesn't matter." Lan Feng shook his head and continued to walk towards the temple: "Lingshan University has opened a while ago, if the Bodhisattvas in it don't apply for elective courses, their credits are not enough

Can't graduate. "

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come to the hall,

A monk with a kind smile greeted him, clasped his hands together and saluted: "Benefactor, hello.

"Hello." Lan Feng put his palms together and bent down to return the salute, stuffing a few banknotes into the monk's sleeve with lightning speed: "Master, I am here to ask for a friend, I wonder if the master can let me The two met Manjusri Bodhisattva alone.

"Amitabha." The smile on the monk's face remained unchanged: "Why did the benefactor say that, my Buddha pays attention to fate, and the benefactor can see that a sincere and kind person is naturally destined to be with my Buddha."

"Thank you, Master."

"Good and good."

The old monk personally guards the door for the benefactor.

The little assistant was dumbfounded: "Brother, are you too blatant?"

"What do you know?" Lan Feng said calmly: "Buddhism is all about fate. If you don't have the source, where does the fate come from?"

In the live room:

"Damn it, I've realized it. That's how the fate came about."

"Hahahaha, my Buddha only saves the rich, not the poor.

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"Hahaha, so what are you asking for upstairs?"

"I didn't ask for anything, I came here in a daze, and I left in a daze."

When they came to the center of the main hall, a three-meter-high gilt-bronze Bodhisattva appeared in front of Lan Feng and the two of them.

I saw Manjusri Bodhisattva, wearing heavenly clothes and a crown, with five buns on the top, Buddha's five wisdoms, holding Ruyi in one hand, symbolizing wisdom and achievement, and holding a classic in the other, representing wisdom thinking, riding a lion, expressing majesty, invincibility, invincibility Invincible.

Lan Feng and the little assistant bowed down and saluted respectfully.

After saluting, Lan Feng said:

"I have a good friend who is seriously ill and bedridden. I admire your great freedom, supernatural powers, and great wisdom, so I specially entrusted me to visit you, and hope you can bless him with good health and a safe life."

After speaking, Lan Feng saluted respectfully again, and then put the red envelope into the merit box.

Afterwards, Lan Feng and his little assistant walked out of the main hall, gave the master 500 yuan again, and walked out of the Manjusri Temple under the personal escort of the master.

"Here." After leaving the temple, Lan Feng handed a stack of banknotes to the little assistant: "You take it first, I have no place to put it here."

The little assistant took the banknotes and asked in a daze, "Brother, didn't you put the red envelopes in the merit box just now?"

?"

"Sincere heart is spiritual." Lan Feng didn't change his face: "What kind of person is Manjushri, how can he care about such a small amount of money, besides, we can't earn some tips after we are busy?"

"Oh, it seems right."

The little assistant nodded blankly, and began to count the money in his hand, and then he shouted in surprise: "Brother! Why are there still 50 notes here! It's just that ten notes inside are damaged."

The little assistant took out the damaged banknotes, and it can be seen that only 2/3 of the original ten banknotes remained.

"What?" Lan Feng pretended to be surprised: "Could it be that I accidentally broke them when I put them in the red envelopes?

Then, while the bank is still open, let's go and replace it with a good one!"

The little assistant looked at Lan Feng with an exaggerated expression, and immediately reacted and said loudly: "Brother, you are too careless, you can't do this next time!"

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter watching the operation of these two live treasures.

"Pfft, hahahaha, it's outrageous, it's outrageous, I thought that Lao Liu put all the money in the merit box, but I didn't expect that he only put a part of it, and that's all, and it turned out that he only put a third of the money in it." one."

"Made, I burst out laughing, this operation is really too flirty."

"666, this is the first time in my life I've seen someone plucking both the wool of a Bodhisattva and a bank."

"Tsk tsk tsk, it really is black when you are close to ink, little assistant (good at learning but also bad at learning."

"Admiration, admiration, I have learned a lot, the sixth one is on top, please be respected by my younger brother."

"My mother asked me why I watched the live broadcast on my knees, and I said that their routines are too deep.

unknown land,

Manjushri, who had never fought with the gods of the West, was holding his breath when Lan Feng's wish came to his ears.

He pinched his fingers and counted, and then swung his hands forward furiously: "It is too much to deceive the Bodhisattva, I am a Bodhisattva in charge of wisdom, you just ask for health, and you give me back money.

This is simply taking a step back and thinking about it more and more, and the more you think about it for a while, the more you suffer!

Wang Ergou, right? Well, since you want to be safe, I will let you live in peace now. "

at the same time,

Wang Ergou, who was lying on the bed, jumped up vigorously, and said excitedly: "Hey, this method works, and it got better so quickly.

But what everyone didn't know was that a few years later, a man covered with red hair was secretly sent to the national laboratory.

punishment-.