Pool Squirt Party? I Backhanded A Tube Of Makeup Remover
003 Zhang Triple Possession! I Call This Emergency Avoidance!
Lan Feng directly interrupted Hou Chengsong with a face of impatience.
"Nothing, nothing, I can, I can do anything.
You remember, you see nothing, you know nothing,
do you understand? "
"But……"
"Salary deduction!"
"I was wrong, I see now."
"..."
Barrage.
"What is this for?"
"Why does it feel like the host's smile is a bit creepy?"
"It's over, it's over, I have a bad feeling."
"Fuck, I thought of a possibility..."
"Remove the possibility, it's not possible, I think he's going to do it!"
"..."
talking.
Under the eyes of everyone in the live broadcast room.
Lan Feng picked up the Ultraman in his childhood swimming trunks in his closet.
Hold it tightly in your hand.
Said to Hou Chengsong next to him.
"Help me watch it~"
Assistant: "But..."
Think of your salary.
Hou Chengsong nodded decisively.
"no problem."
finished.
Just staring at the direction where Zhixun went to the bathroom just now.
Eyes without blinking.
In the live broadcast, Lan Feng was seen sneaking towards Zhixun's locker with Ultraman swimming trunks.
I heard what he said to the little assistant just now.
At this time, one by one confirmed their conjectures.
Almost laughing like crazy.
"Fuck, hahahahaha, he really wants to do this!"
"Well, I guessed it just now hahaha, I just said that this kid's smile is uneasy and kind."
"Bull, bull, this is too brave!"
"Real anchor, I'm following!"
"Will you be beaten if you do this, hahaha."
"It's over, brothers, although I know this is wrong, but I still want to laugh, what should I do?"
"Laugh, laugh, deduct 1 after laughing, Buddha forgives you."
"111"
"..."
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Lan Feng looked around.
I found that everyone was changing clothes on their own.
No one pays attention to me here at all.
Lan Feng held Ultraman in his hands.
Quietly, Mimi walked to Zhixun's cabinet.
Finally, after confirming that no one was paying attention to him.
Immediately quick-witted.
Act fast.
He picked up Zhixun's brand new swimming trunks from the closet.
Hold it in your own hands.
Then he put his Ultraman swimming trunks in again.
Lay it out as it was originally.
Then he put Zhixun's swimming trunks in his hand like the Ultraman who was holding him just now.
He walked towards his cabinet and Hou Chengsong.
Whistling while walking.
He looked as if nothing had happened.
After realizing that no one was paying attention to him at the moment.
Lan Feng sneakily walked back to his cabinet.
"Hey, it's done."
Lan Feng held up his swimming trunks.
Said to the little assistant.
"No, no, brother, this is the first time I've seen such a funny live broadcast."
"This is simply a treasure anchor, so I paid attention decisively."
"Old Six! What a fucking old Six!"
"Fuck, it's too sword!"
"Hahahahaha, don't care if it's cheap or not, just say you like it or not!"
"Dude, not only do I like to watch it, but I also think it's really funny, and my food is about to spit out."
"Hahahahaha, sword or not, I don't care, anyway, it's funny and I like to watch it."
"Brothers, now I can imagine Zhixun's expression and reaction when he comes back later and sees his swimming trunks transformed into an Ultraman. I'm almost dying of laughter."
"I also……"
"..."
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The little assistant looked at Lan Feng Jianjian's expression at this time.
A villain with a face full of success.
"The more I look at you, the more I feel that you are a habitual offender. This skillful technique, this familiar line, and this coherent movement, you are too good, Brother Feng. You have done such immoral things before."
"Tsk tsk, Xiao Hou, look what you're talking about. I'm free to swim and accidentally bring an Ultraman swimming trunk, and then secretly change it with someone else? I call it adaptable. Emergency avoidance!"
Lan Feng's face was full of righteous words.
"Haha, God damn it, I'm still outlaw Zhang San."
"Okay, okay, it's an emergency escape."
"Zhang San: This prosperous age is as I wish."
"..."
Assistant: "Are you afraid that you may have misunderstood emergency avoidance?"
Lan Feng waved his hand: "This statement is wrong, you just listen to the old man explain it to you in detail."
Lan Feng directly possessed Zhang San at this time!
"What do you think, did I take the wrong swimming trunks now?"
"Yes."
"So, I can't wear it out now, right?"
"Yup."
"Then I can't wear it out, and since I only have this pair of swimming trunks, if I don't wear them, will I have to go out with my butt naked?"
"Seems to be."
"Then that makes sense.
If I go out with bare buttocks now, wouldn't that be a crime of hooliganism?
In this situation of imminent hooliganism, I immediately evade the danger immediately!
Exchange the Ultraman swimming trunks with others, and after the exchange, I can wear them out.
No need to be naked anymore, does this save me from committing hooliganism emergencies? "
"..."
Assistant: "???"
"?????"
"Don't be full of question marks, please answer my question directly."
Assistant Hou's face was full of disbelief at this moment.
What he said is simply against the sky!
"Yes, it was indeed avoided, awesome!"
The little assistant was already dumbfounded.
"Oh~ Master, I understand, this is called emergency avoidance."
Assistant Hou Chengsong gave Lan Feng a thumbs up sincerely.
The audience in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded watching and listening.
"Hahahahaha, no..."
"Hahaha, I'm speechless."
"I can only use two words to describe it now, NB!"
"Boss, big boss!"
"Master, I also realized it, this is called emergency avoidance!"
"I'm sorry family, I have to quit. I was too loud just now and my counselor heard me. Now I'm being called a parent."
"Sooner or later, I will die laughing in this live broadcast room."
"..."
Lan Feng is crazy!
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Assistant: "But, I still have a question!"
Lan Feng: "You say."
The little assistant asked solemnly: "Brother, you did escape in an emergency, so what should you do with Brother Zhixun who you used to escape in an emergency?"
"........."
"Hahahahaha..."
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