Portable Intelligent System

"Xiaoya, I want to give the card user to Chen Xiyun." Now that the plan has been made, Xu Ling doesn't hesitate to talk to Xiaoya directly.

"Good host, please press the card on the other person's chest for ten seconds, and let the card melt into the user." Xiaoya's voice tells Xu Ling how to use it.

"Oh, good!" Xu Ling's response was a little cute, and then he came to the bedside. He was about to start, and suddenly he reacted!

wait! Press on the chest? Looking at Chen Xiyun full, Xu Ling nervous swallow saliva.

"Host, please hurry up. Once the prop is activated, it has only three minutes' shelf life." Xiaoya's voice rings out again, urging Xu Ling.

"Xiaoya, I think you are teasing me." Xu Ling bears the impulse to hit others. She grits her teeth and says that from sending Jasper to encouraging her to attack her chest, what Xiaoya asks herself to do is totally on the verge of death.

Although Chen Xiyun is in a drunken state now, she can't say that when she is half done, she will wake up. At that time, even if she has a hundred mouths, she can't explain clearly.

"How can Xiaoya play with the host? These are all in accordance with the instructions Xiaoya said heartlessly.

I don't know why, although Xiaoya's voice is a voice without emotion, Xu Ling always feels that there is a hint of ridicule in her tone.

"Two minutes to go." Xiaoya is dedicated, and the countdown is still going on.

"I know. I'll use it now!" Xu Ling reluctantly responded, then bent down and pulled Chen Xiyun's quilt down, so that the other side's chest was exposed in front of her eyes.

"Hu ~" Xu Ling gasped.

"Don't get me wrong, Chen Xiyun. I'm helping you!" Xu Ling closed his eyes, muttered in a low voice, holding a card in his hand, slowly stretching to the memory position.

Xu Ling moves slowly, for fear that the latter will be awakened by too much noise, so she has not sprayed her hand on Chen Xiyun's body for a long time. At this time, Xiaoya's voice rings again, "there is still a minute."

In the heart originally nervous anxious, small elegant abrupt voice directly to Xu Ling to startle, and then, he carefully control to rigid arm immediately out of control, a card on Chen Xiyun.

"Well?" This is not the most tragic, when Xu Ling's hand on Chen Xiyun's chest moment, a situation Xu Ling most do not want to hear the voice rang up.

After taking a cold breath, Xu Ling slowly opened his eyes and observed the situation in front of him.

Ha ha, great!

When Xu Ling's eyes and Chen Xiyun's eyes were opposite, he sent out a burst of laughter from his heart.

As a star, shallow sleep should be a habit that has been formed for a long time. If Chen Xiyun doesn't wake up, Xu lingcai feels strange.

"Confirming user, please hold posture for ten seconds." Xiaoya's voice rises again at this time, completely blocking Xu Ling's retreat.

"Wait... Wait a minute." With an embarrassed smile, Xu Ling discusses with Chen Xiyun.

And Chen Xiyun at this time is staring at Xu Ling, and then looked at Xu Ling's big hand on his body, as if he had not recovered from the shock.

Forced to endure embarrassment, Xu Ling waited for ten seconds like a century.

"Can you take your hands away?" At this time, Chen Xiyun seemed to react and said in a commanding tone.

"Xiaoya, are you ready?" Unable to respond to Chen Xiyun, Xu Ling can only ask Xiaoya in silence.

"It's been good for a long time. Now you press other people's chest for a minute." Xiaoya's words directly make Xu Ling vomit blood three liters. If Xiaoya has entity, Xu Ling swears that she will definitely press this thing on the ground and rub it hard!

"OK... OK." After getting a positive notice from Xiaoya, Xu Ling smiles at Chen Xiyun and quickly pulls her hand back.

Pop!

The response to Xu Ling is a crisp voice and a burning pain on her face.

Well, another slap!

Xu Ling covers his face and wants to cry without tears. In a short time, he is slapped by the same person after drinking. Only those who have experienced this kind of experience can understand it.

"You'd better explain it to me!" After a slap, Chen Xiyun's cold voice rises again, which is a kind of questioning.

Xu Ling now understand the taste of dumb eating Coptis, it is really suffering! Do you want to say: I got a magic prop, which can be put on your chest to use!

This kind of words used to cheat children, Xu Ling can't say it, and the other party can't believe it! But it's true!

At this time, Xu Ling's head turns wildly, thinking about the solution to the current situation. He even calls Xiaoya to think about it.

"Report host, Xiaoya has found a solution!" It is worthy of super artificial intelligence. As soon as Xu Linggang finished the task, there was a response.

"Tell me!" Xu Ling asked urgently.

"One: pretending to be drunk confuses the public, the success rate: 3%"; 2、 Pretending to see a doctor for her, the success rate: 2.8%; 3、 Dare to admit that want to touch the chest, the success rate: 1.5%, "Xiaoya even very considerate to Xu Ling explained the success rate of each scheme.

Xiaoya, are you the rescue sent by monkey? What is this all about? And the last one, isn't it too much!

"No, no, none of this is true. You'd better shut up!" Xu Ling directly denied Xiaoya's suggestion.

"Good host, thank you for this search, because you have a good reputation, Xiaoya temporarily withheld 90 reputation! Please pay off the remaining 10 reputations at another time. " Xiaoya said, there was no voice.

Thank you, master Qingtian! Two lines of clear tears slide down Xu Ling's cheek. It's OK to pit people, but it can't be so? Xiaoya, what's your bottom line?

Complaints belong to complaints. There are still very important things waiting for Xu Ling to solve. Feeling the murderous eyes coming from afar, Xu Ling coughed twice.

"It's cold. Don't catch cold!" Xu Ling said in a soft voice, and then brought up the quilt that she had just pulled down, and then touched Chen Xiyun's forehead, like the father who coaxed her daughter to sleep on TV.

Sure enough, Xu Ling is confused by the current situation!

Chen Xiyun waited for a long time, but when Xu Ling did this, she didn't get angry. From childhood to adulthood, where was she touched by a man? In front of her, she not only did it, but also attacked her chest. What's more, he didn't give himself a reasonable explanation and wanted to get through!

How can this be tolerated?

Chen Xiyun picked up the wine bottle beside her and wanted to repair the goods in front of her. But maybe the strength of the wine had not passed yet. She just wanted to get up from the bed. She felt a whirl of heaven and earth, and her hand suddenly lost its strength. As soon as she tilted her foot, she was about to fall to the ground!

Xu Ling looks at Chen Xiyun picking up the wine bottle and is about to reach out to block it, only to find that the other party doesn't know why she fell down. Between lightning and flint, Xu Ling quickly steps forward and has the blessing of fighting potion. Xu Ling's reaction ability is different from that of ordinary people. She directly uses herself as a back cushion and takes Chen Xiyun in her arms steadily.

"Are you all right?" Looking at Chen Xiyun, Xu Ling asked with concern.

After all, it's caused by myself. If you let the other party get hurt again, it's really embarrassing.

"No... nothing!" Chen Xiyun is also very scared. If she falls down directly, she will definitely land on her face first! This will have an impact on her. It's definitely not just a fall. As a public figure, any abnormality has become the evidence that someone has a heart to discredit you!

"If it's all right, if it's all right!" Xu Lingchang breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't think so much about it. He just wanted to have a clear conscience.

"Can you let me go?" Xu Ling hasn't reacted yet. Chen Xiyun is a little shy. She has just been rescued by Xu Ling. Of course, she can't fight Xu Ling any more. It's just that the current state is too ambiguous. Even if Xu Ling is her husband, Chen Xiyun can't allow her to.

"Oh, good!" Xu Ling really wants to slap herself. What's the matter? Where is the usually witty self? How many low-level mistakes have you made this evening?

Without Xu Ling's control, Chen Xiyun stood up from the ground and thought for a while. She went back to bed and got into the quilt. She turned her head and looked at Xu Ling. Her lips lit up. "I have something to do tomorrow. I'll go to bed first. I'm not finished tonight. And thank you!" With that, he turned his back to Xu Ling and went to sleep.

Leave Xu Ling sitting on the ground, aftertaste her words.

"Alas, the dog bites LV Dongbin and doesn't know his good heart!" After Xu Ling figured it out, she stood up and patted her ass, muttering in a low voice.

He went to the bathroom while talking. Because of several emergencies just now, Xu Ling's cold sweat directly soaked his clothes. If he didn't take a bath, he couldn't sleep at all. You can imagine what he had just experienced.

It's more tiring than repairing the little gangsters Li Wenyu invited!

Approaching the bathroom, Xu Linggang just turned on the hot water and looked up, waiting for the warmth to be sprinkled on his head. Suddenly, in his field of vision, a small square blackboard was still hanging there, and the picture of people looking up and yelling on the blackboard was vividly painted on it.

It's broken! Xu Ling screamed in his heart that it was not good. At this time, he recalled that there seemed to be an additional condition in order to get the card.

"As the boutique awards take effect, now turn on the debuff the host gets." Sure enough, as soon as Xu Linggang thought of this, Xiaoya, who had been silent for a while, spoke again.

Listening to Xiaoya's words, Xu Ling is in a cold sweat again.

"Come on, Xiaoya. How do you want to play with me?" At this time, Xu Ling did not have the previous uneasiness and tension. Instead, she asked calmly.

"Xiaoya didn't play games with the host. These are the rules!" Xiaoya suddenly lovely said, just AI out of the voice slightly embarrassed.

"Well, tell me what debuff is!" Just looking at the pictures, originally Xu Ling thought it was a prize, such as the secret book of lion roaring skill.

"The debuff that the host needs to bear when opening the hidden reward is 24 hours of burping, and it can't be cancelled in any case!" Xiao Ya's stylized voice came over, and Xu Ling was stunned.

Hiccups? 24 hours?

"Er Er ~" before Xu Ling thought clearly, a voice came out of his mouth uncontrollably.

Practice is the only standard for testing truth! Xu Ling this sound a, immediately straightened out the train of thought!

This is about to start right now? Standing under the shower head, tears flooded the corner of my eyes!

"Er Er ~"