Pretty CEO's Soldier Son-in-law

No matter Gao's or Chen's, of course, they don't care how thick the red envelope is. Closing the door to ask for a red envelope is just a celebration program in the process of wedding reception. Therefore, Xiaochang takes out the red envelope with 800 yuan.

The new thief with the click of money.

"Not enough, not enough, come again, again!"

After receiving the red envelope, the man inside yelled again: "this red envelope can only open half a door at most. Does the bridegroom want to come in sideways?"

Almost all bridegroom officials can meet them. Xiaochang is prepared for the wedding ceremony. He takes out the red envelope again and fills it in through the crack of the door.

After the woman's hard work, Xiaochang was sweating all over. After taking out the red envelope seven or eight times, the gate of Chen's courtyard was opened by many red envelopes.

As soon as the gate opened, some half grown children of the Chen family, who had been instructed for a long time, suddenly rushed forward and pushed Liu Xiaolong, Xiao Chang and Li Qi into the gate.

These boys are definitely masters of the whole person. They push and push hard behind them. They also deliberately put some bricks under their feet. One of them stumbles on the ground without paying attention, and almost bumps his chin.

Fortunately, Liu Xiaolong was a policeman, and he was still very strong. When he was about to trip over, he put his arm around Li Qi's waist in time and managed to stabilize himself. Just as he was about to say thank you, the girl hit him with a secret elbow and asked in a low voice: "do you want to take advantage of me?"

"I don't have it. Just like your spareribs, what's cheap for people to take advantage of?"

Liu Xiaolong grinned and glared at her fiercely, and was pushed into the yard by countless hands behind her.

As soon as he walked into the courtyard, he heard the half grown boys behind him yelling in unison: "the door is closed, the door is closed, you can move!"

"Well? Ready to move? What does that mean? "

When Liu Xiaolong turned his head and looked at it, Li Qi, who resisted the camera, slipped away like a fish. Then he heard Xiao Chang Scream: "Oh, my nose!"

Liu Xiaolong was shocked and quickly turned back. He saw a dozen women with disgusting faces. Each of them was carrying a stick wrapped in red silk. He rushed up to come up and lifted the stick and smashed it to them.

That stick is as thick as a rolling pin, so it's very convenient to hit people.

"Wocho, what is this show? If you don't die on your head, you have to leave a big bag. Isn't it killing you? You just come to meet someone, but you don't want to die! "

Liu Xiaolong is shocked. He screams and turns around to escape. However, a group of half grown boys behind him have blocked his way for a long time. There is no place for him to escape. After hearing some rumors, he can only subconsciously raise his hand to block it.

"My life is dead!"

When Liu Xiaolong raised his hand to block the two sticks, he heard the crack of something breaking. After a cry of indignation in his heart, he found that his arm was not broken, and it was not very painful. Instead, it was the sticks in the hands of the "shrews" that seemed to have broken.

It turns out that these sticks wrapped in red silk are not rolling pins, but straw (it's really hard for old Chen's family to get this kind of thing in a big city). It looks like it's powerful. In fact, it doesn't matter if it hits the arm. Of course, the bone won't break, but it's hard to say if it's hit in the face.

It's the custom of Lao Chen's hometown. After the bridegroom arrives at his father-in-law's house and opens the door with money, the wife's sister-in-law's sister-in-law's younger sister-in-law's younger sister-in-law's family will smash the bridegroom with this kind of stick. The purpose is to tell him: Ya, if you dare to bully my sister-in-law, be careful of your life!

Although it was straw, it would hurt at most if it was beaten on the head. It would never cause concussion. But it also made these shrews more unscrupulous. They swung their sticks and smashed at Liu Xiaolong and Xiaochang.

Each other is the bride's sister-in-law or something. Of course, Liu Xiaolong and Xiaochang can't fight back. They can only hold their heads and scurry around the yard, exaggerate their crying and howling, and cry for help. After pleading repeatedly, the group of shrews can call in the troops with satisfaction.

This stick down, the two handsome Yushu Linfeng, look more embarrassed.

It may be because it's hard to explain why he beat the bridegroom hard, and Mr. Xu Gao's influence has been known to all. Therefore, Liu Xiaolong's mouth is a little swollen and his hair is disordered like a bird's nest. Other places are normal.

But Xiaochang was miserable. His nose was bleeding, and no one was in charge of it. Finally, he could only temporarily plug it with toilet paper. His face was crying without tears: Cha, if I had known this, I would not be the best man!

It has been a custom since ancient times that the bridegroom was beaten up at his father-in-law's house. It warns the groom to be kind to the bride in the future. However, it is very rare now. No one expected that this "warm scene" would be reproduced in Lao Chen's house, which pushed the wedding reception atmosphere to a higher level (grass, no tide, really weird!)

The worse the groom and the best man are beaten, the more happy the bride's family is and the more enthusiastic they are. Immediately, a steady uncle greets him with a smile and lets Liu Xiaolong into the main hall.

In the main hall, Lao and Chen were sitting on both sides of the eight immortals table. On the bench beside them, there was a middle-aged couple, like intellectuals. They were Wang Chen's biological parents.Liu Xiaolong and Xiaochang are dissatisfied with each other's performance of beating up the groom, so they don't tidy up their messy images. They enter the house with a pathetic look on their faces and bow down to Chen and give a deep salute: "grandfather Chen."

Lao Chen did not speak or look at Xiaochang. His eyes, like vultures, were staring at Liu Xiaolong. After a few seconds, he suddenly patted the table and became furious: "monkey stage, fiddle with the piano!"

"The old man is angry. Some people are going to have bad luck. Hum, it's just right. It's better to teach those girls a pear blossom with rain, and let them beat Master Liu so lightly!"

Liu Xiaolong is happy in his heart, but he deliberately takes a miserable look. When he is thinking about whether to cooperate with him to complain, he listens to Lao Chen's Curse: "who did this? Ang? It's really a pity to let them off without discount

"Ah?"

Liu Xiaolong and Xiaochang are so scared that they almost squat on the ground.

Or old lady Chen broke the siege in time and said with a smile, "don't frighten these two children. I said that the older you are, the more serious you are playing? Fortunately, you will never marry your granddaughter again

"Hey, hey, how can I, isn't old Chen bluffing these two little bunnies?"

Mr. Chen just laughed. Looking at Liu Xiaolong, who raised his hand to wipe his sweat, he looked like an old fox.

After sitting in the main hall for a moment, Liu Xiaolong met Wang Chen's biological parents and close family members. Chen's eldest daughter-in-law came in and said that the auspicious time had come and Wang Chen could get married.

Wang Chen was in the West Chamber of the courtyard, accompanied by bridesmaids Xiao yu'er and Zhang Muhan. She had just watched the good play of beating the bridegroom at the window.

Wearing a white wedding dress, the radiant Wang Chen just chuckled when she saw the scene just now. In fact, the play of beating the bridegroom was dispensable. She insisted on it. The purpose was to enhance her impression in Gao family. Anyway, those straws would not hurt people.

Xiao Chang's nose is bleeding. It's just an accident.

Xiao yu'er was elated. If she hadn't shouldered the important mission of bridesmaid, she would have rushed up with her sleeve. She promised that she would be more ruthless than those sisters in law

On the contrary, it is Zhang Muhan. After seeing Liu Xiaolong being beaten to death, he still dares not to express that: if his man is beaten, who doesn't care?

There is no violence involved in the following wedding shows. They are all entertaining. For example, the bride's shoes are hidden. The groom has to search all over the room. The groom should kneel down in front of the window and swear to the bride that he will love her only. They will eat a bowl of dumplings together.

Finally, the bridegroom went out with the bride on his back.

Although Mr. Liu used to be a jerk, he was very loyal. He pretended to be a high flier to welcome his relatives. It's OK to have a bowl of dumplings with Wang Chentong, but he will never take this opportunity to carry Wang Chen behind his back.

A friend's wife is not a play.

He would never carry Wang Chen on his back. Anyway, the beating just now gave him a good reason: backache.

Lumbago was not beaten by the female Xia, but just ran into the stone table when running around the yard in a hurry.

In order to prove that he didn't lie, Liu Xiaolong bared his teeth and grinned in pain. He wanted to untie his clothes and show everyone. Li Qi stood up in time to prove that she had just been at the stone table. When she saw the bridegroom touching the stone table, she seemed to hear a click of a bar, which may be a fracture

Wang Chen didn't expect to break ailang into a fracture. He was flustered and regretted deeply. He felt that things had gone too far.

Xiao yu'er flies to the main hall and reports to Mr. Chen.

Hearing that the bridegroom may have hurt his waist, Lao Chen was also shocked.

Compared with many people, Mr. Chen, an old soldier who has been through a barrage of bullets, knows better that when a human skeleton is injured, unless it is a very obvious injury, there will be only a faint pain at that time. It seems that there is nothing on the surface, so long as an examination can find out that the matter is serious.

"You see, it's a good day to have a big day, and it's even that the child has been beaten up."

Old Mrs. Chen refused, and suggested: "should I send the child to the hospital for examination..."

Without waiting for the old woman to finish, she was interrupted by old Chen's stare: "monkey stage, today is the big day for this guy. How can you go to the hospital? That's not auspicious! "

"But is it important to be physically or auspicious?"

"It's all important, but the face of my old Chen is also very important. If this is to be spread out, how can I raise my head in the street in the future? Oh, alas!"

"What about that?"

"What? Let's make a fool of this day Let's not let her go out on her back

Old Chen reluctantly ordered Xiao yu'er, but in his heart he was wondering: pinched, the boy surnamed Gao was shot with bullets. I don't know how many times he has gone through, and he doesn't have any arms or legs. Just now that game will make him fracture?Although Chen was puzzled, he could not guarantee that such an accident would not happen. What's more, he could not let Gao Fei go to the hospital for examination on this occasion. He could only tell him not to make any more trouble.

After hearing that he didn't have to carry his new wife out to get on the bus, Liu Xiaolong finally breathed a sigh of relief, pretended that his clothes would hurt occasionally, and forced himself to smile. After finishing the etiquette, he left the Chen family surrounded by people.

Outside those uninformed guests, see Wang Chen is out, also very puzzled.