Princess Has A Pursuing System

My name is Lin Yuelu, Baba is Lin Chuhan, Ma Ma is Lu Xiaoxun.

That's right, Lin Yuelu is Lin Yuelu, Lin Chuhan is Yue Lu, Xiao Xun is Lin Chuhan, my father loves my mother, and I've been stuffed with dog food before I was born!

Maybe I grew up eating dog food instead of eating and drinking milk.

Another point worth emphasizing is that this baby It's a dog.

Listen to the elders at home, when I began to learn to speak, the first word I learned was uncle. That's right. Uncle Lu xinglei, who was stuffed with dog food like me.

Maybe my uncle has no other interests. For a long time, he was the one who accompanied me to grow up. Of course, you can understand it as nanny.

If my uncle takes care of me, then my parents will have a lot of time to go out. From the eastern hemisphere to the Western Hemisphere, and from the southern hemisphere to the northern hemisphere. Whenever other children are thinking about what to eat in the morning, what to eat at noon and what to eat in the evening, I always think about such a question - where are my parents now?

One day, the class will hold a parents' meeting again.

The head teacher didn't know how many times he hated the iron and said, "where's mother, classmate Lin Yuelu? Can we hold this parents' meeting? "

And I can only complain: "teacher, I don't know. Now they may Watch penguins in the Arctic

"Nonsense! You look like a penguin to me

I: "I'm not..." They are telling the truth! Whimper, whimper!

Of course, mom and dad are not always so unreliable. For example When her mother was pregnant with her brother, she was ordered by her father to settle down at home!

Later, when my younger brother was born, they slipped away again, and uncle Lu xinglei

Congratulations, another kid to take care of!

Every time uncle Lu xinglei was about to cry, I would pat him on the shoulder and comfort him: "don't be sad, uncle."

My uncle was so moved that he hugged me and said with emotion, "I know how to comfort my uncle. I really didn't hurt you in vain!"

I: "I'm not..." Actually, I haven't spoken yet.

My original words are, don't be sad, uncle. This is probably life.

However, seeing that my uncle has been devastated by my mother like this, I think I'd better not talk about it, so as not to hit him and doubt his life

In fact, I have another uncle besides Lu xinglei. His name is Lu Linyuan. He is a very cold man.

But It's really handsome, Yingying!

Uncle Lu Linyuan has a son. I should call him brother. That brother Tut Tut, super cold! It's like walking ice! So every hot and dry weather, my brother and I moved a small bench to my brother's room. As long as you stay by his side, you will feel cool!

My brother completed his studies ahead of time when he was 16 years old, and directly worked as the vice president of the company. When he was 18 years old, he was able to take charge of the market alone!

His style of action is hard-working and resolute. My brother was deeply loved by my grandfather, who said that he had more business talent than his great uncle!

Handsome, golden, cold and stiff. The elder brother is the image of Gao Leng, the black president in the novel. But for such a perfect person, there are times when he can kick the iron plate.

My brother fell in love with a girl when he was twenty-four years old, but Lang's concubine didn't mean it. The girl didn't agree to associate with my brother.

I've met that girl. She's very personal and nice to me. The only thing is that I have no feelings for my brother.

In the words of Uncle Lu xinglei, are there any girls that we can't catch up with? Shame!

Even uncle Lu Linyuan and his grandfather said so, so he was ashamed. One of them couldn't resist drinking too much and called his sister when he was half drunk and half awake.

And then You know ~

Yes, that's right. The elder brother bullied his younger sister. The younger sister cried the next day. When he knew this, he was so angry that he almost didn't hit him with a crutch!

So on the third day, the deer family went out to the girl's house to make amends and apologies, and by the way I made a kiss.

As the saying goes, the more mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, the more happy she is. My sister is not happy. Her mother is not satisfied with her brother!

Originally, the elder brother's condition was not good enough. In addition, he really liked the girl. So less than a month later, the girl's mother swept her out!

My younger brother is two years younger than me, and I don't know who I'm following. He has been sweet since he was a child. He often coaxes his parents, uncles and grandparents so happy that they can't close their mouths.

So when he was just in grade one, he had his first girlfriend. After that, the speed of changing girlfriends is faster than changing clothes!

But what can I do? My brother is handsome and attractive. No wonder those little girls can't resist his sweet attack!

By contrast, my emotional history is simply too simple to explode! Because I don't have a boyfriend at all!I'm also very curious. I'm not ugly, and I'm not very good-natured. I almost have no friends. How come there are no boys chasing me? This is a blow to my self-confidence!

My deskmate is a fat little girl, very cute, very attractive to boys. She has received a lot of love letters. I haven't opened yet!

When I was in college, I was bombarded with tons of dog food. There was only my baby, and he still smelled of being single

When I was a sophomore, I told this sad story to my mother. Unexpectedly, she looked scared: "what? I thought you already had a boyfriend! Don't you and he have been together since primary school? "

I: "I'm not..."

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Black question mark face!

When did I have a boyfriend? Who am I with in primary school? Hello!

What a misunderstanding!

My boyfriend is the biggest road maniac in the universe. He hasn't found me yet. Woo woo!

When my mother saw that I was sincere and didn't look like a liar, she silently took out her mobile phone and opened the address book. Then a remark, son-in-law, suddenly appeared on the screen.

I Leng for a long time, weak asked my mother: "Mom, I'm your only daughter, right? You don't think I've lost my big size, so I've got a new small size, do you? "

My mother glared at me: "go to * * and ligate your brother after giving birth. How can you have a trumpet again?"

I was so confused that I dialed the number of my son-in-law with my mother's mobile phone.

"Hello, aunt Lu, what can I do for you?"

Well The voice is very nice and polite.

This is my first comment.

So I coughed a little, rarely gentle way: "this little brother, who are you?"

"Lin Yuelu? Who am I you don't know? Come to my house to make up lessons, or you will be punished for writing ten papers! "

I: "I'm not..." Shit! Isn't this Xiao Mingyan, the child next door, who has been crushed by both IQ and EQ since childhood!!!

godie！

Later He really became my boyfriend, my husband, my child's father

It's also later that I learned, shit, all my peach blossoms have been pinched out by this product for so many years!!! Ah, no, it's not just peach blossom. He just cut down a peach blossom forest!!