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"...No...not what you think, this...this is my uncle's daughter, came to my house to play dirty, I washed..."

But Cai Luoli knew Liu Han was lying when she saw the look of her, and the lie was extremely lame. Come to your house to play dirty? Take it off for you to wash? Did the girl leave naked?

Looking at Cai Luoli's expression of "believe in you, you're a ghost", Liu Han also discovered the lameness of his lies. But what can he do? Saying this to a teenage girl who is obviously underage and washing it after getting dirty from the uniform game I saw with the sister you saw?

Please, that's really harassing minors.

And just when Liu Han didn't know what to do, he suddenly heard the girl whisper:

"It turns out that the big brother likes this kind of..."

"Huh?? What did you say???"

(The first update, I went to bed after staying up late, everyone. See you tomorrow.)

Chapter 119 Perverted!

Cai Luoli smiled happily as she looked at her big brother who was a little dazed. She thought she had figured out Liu Han's preferences. I didn't expect this product to be a uniform control.

But thinking of these COS, uniforms, she instantly had the illusion that her side had a huge advantage.

"I have more than 100 sets of COS uniforms in the wardrobe at home in minutes, from Nami to Erromanga-sensei, and Kazushima-senpai to the left, to the right to His Highness Hatsune Miku! I can't believe I can't handle you!"

The girl's heart ignited instantly~ BGM started.

"Big brother! You wait! No one can beat me in my BGM-!"

Cai Luoli stood up straight after thinking of this, looked at Liu Han and asked seriously:

"How old is big brother this year?"

Liu Han's heart collapsed at this time.

"Girl, it's not about how old I am now. How old are you is the biggest question, okay? Don't you know the maximum death penalty for at least three years?"

He was madly complaining in his heart, but he said hesitantly:

"Um...about 20..."

Cai Luoli didn't care that he didn't say the specific numbers, she just asked:

"Then big brother must have played the King of Fighters? Do you know Shiranui?"

Liu Han thought nonsense, that big sister is the most beautiful existence in the childhood dreams of countless people when we were young, right?

Seeing Liu Han's "you mentally retarded" expression, Cai Luoli laughed happily.

"Big brother, wait for me, I'll be right back."

With that said, this little loli ran straight out of Liu Han's house.

"??? I always feel that this girl is going to do something big..."

...

Cai Luoli ran back home like a wind, and then got into her own room directly under the surprised eyes of her mother, and then opened the wardrobe directly, looking at the dazzling uniforms and showing a silly smile.

"Hey hey hey hey..."

...

After a while, Liu Han, who had just finished washing his face and brushing his teeth, heard the doorbell ring. After he opened the door with an ominous premonition, he saw a cute version of Mai Shiranui appear in front of him. (If you haven't seen the picture, you can look at the comment area to set the item, or you can use Baidu yourself.)

"Fuck!"

The moment Liu Han saw this girl, he closed the door directly, and then a look of horror appeared on his face.

"She she she she she..."

Liu Han didn't know what to do anymore. That girl was dressed in Mai Shiranui's clothes, especially her cute face with a slightly mature single ponytail, she looked exactly like Mai Shiranui when she was a girl!

"O... God, it's not a loss to earn the death penalty for three years of blood. It is this kind of loli with a childlike appearance..."

Then I heard a louder slam on the door than before. Then Cai Luoli's voice rang:

"Big brother, open the door, it's freezing outside!"

Only then did Liu Han remember what season it was. He quickly opened the door and let the fire dancer enter the house. Then, without thinking about it, he ran to the bedroom and took out the thickest piece of padded jacket. Li wrapped her tightly without any resistance.

"Are you crazy? Dressed like this at a young age..."

Cai Luoli looked at Liu Han, who was a little overwhelmed, with a slight smile in her eyes, and then assumed a starting gesture of Shiranuiwu, her arm turned into a finger sword, and placed beside her temple.

"..."

Liu Han really saw Sister Shiranui Wu smiling at him in a trance. But he immediately thought that the girl in front of him was still underage. In order to prevent himself from seeking a three-year prison sentence from a lawyer, he directly covered the girl's face with a big hat in cotton clothes.

But suddenly the doorbell rang again. The frightened Liu Han almost jumped from the upstairs.

".Could it be Auntie? No, I have to explain why this girl is dressed like this, otherwise people should really call the police!"

Liu Han thought quickly, made up his mind, and then came to the door, took a deep breath, glanced at his clothes without the slightest mess and nodded with satisfaction.

"Auntie, listen to me, I..." As soon as he opened the door, he began to explain the current situation. Then he saw Wang Shichong, who was holding the phone and looked at him blankly.

"Are you sick? Call me auntie? Your road is so blocked, I almost..."

Wang Shichong walked in directly, and at a glance saw a figure sitting on the sofa wearing a thick padded jacket and a hood. He laughed instantly and said to the figure on the sofa:

"Yo, Mi sister, are you two playing cosplay? Hey, are you in the COS pharmacist pocket? Tsk tsk, Liu Han's taste is really strange. Are you two going to sleep for a while... God **** it!"

Just as he was about to ask if the two of them were going to go to the bedroom, he saw the figure raised his head. Then a very cute loli girl was staring at him with strange eyes.

"!!!!!!???? Liu Han, who is she!?"

Wang Shichong looked at this unfamiliar face, and the dazed and cute expression almost made the principal turn over the mistakes of three years of blood-earning.

Cai Luoli also saw this man and wondered why his eyes were so big, and he looked like the national husband Wang Shichong on Weibo. But after all, this is an outsider, she suddenly felt a little embarrassed, and then quickly stood up to leave.

But she just forgot that Liu Han's padded jacket was just draped over her body, and because the lining of the padded jacket was made of polyester fiber (commonly known as rainproof silk), it would be extremely smooth if it came into contact with the skin. As a result, as soon as he stood up, the padded jacket on his body also slid directly onto the sofa.

Wang Shichong saw the little loli who looked like his childhood goddess Shiranui Mai appeared in front of him.

As an old driver, he instantly scanned the figure of Mai Shiranui, especially the two most eye-catching headlights. The size that did not match his age suddenly made his nose feel a little warm.

After Cai Luoli saw Wang Shichong like that, she immediately thought that it was not good. She quickly grabbed the cotton coat on the sofa and walked quickly to leave Liu Han's house. When passing by Wang Shichong, the girl kicked the headmaster's calf with her jade feet wearing Shiranui Mai's strange shoes, and cursed in a low voice:

"Perverted!" Then he left the room with Wang Shichong clutching his calf in pain and Liu Han's confused eyes.