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"Miss breeder, marry me."

"Tsk tsk, a cabbage with a lot of water and spirit, it was bitten by a dog." 3.6

"Miss, I'm bigger than a dog! You ask if the dog is afraid?"

"The hat is crooked, Miss, please don't force the obsessive-compulsive disorder to death, okay?"

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Most of the fans who are still in the live broadcast room today are **** fans who have been watching since Liu Han started broadcasting. They are naturally very close to their own breeders, so they speak more casually. Everyone understands each other's temperament and behavior. After all, what kind of anchor has what kind of fans, so when Yang Mi watched the more and more vulgar barrage of those people, she rolled her eyes:

"You are very skinny, Li Shizhen's skin! Husband, come, let's show a wave of affection..."

After finishing speaking, Yang Mi came to Liu Han's side, turned her back to the camera, took off her mask and kissed her.

Chapter 405 Guessing

"Damn it! I just came in, what is this? Is the welfare scene?"

A water friend who just came in couldn't help being a little stunned after seeing the picture of the young lady wearing a Santa hat holding Liu Han with her back to the camera.

"...Happy Christmas Eve, everyone, I'm going to see the two fools."

"Go together, go together, bye bye."

"Yes, it's really exciting. But I chose to watch Tuesday."

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Many single dogs in Liu Han's live broadcast room couldn't stand the blatant show of affection from the two of them, so they went straight to watch Tuesday in anger. Some jumped to the live broadcast room in Milan.

But Liu Han didn't know anything, because Yang Mi had completely blocked his sight, and the kiss that was more tender than ever made him completely melt.

Finally, Yang Mi, who was about to be unable to restrain herself, let go of her lover. After looking at Liu Han with her misty eyes, she chuckled and pulled the mask up again.

"Hey, isn't it normal to show affection? Hey, why are there so many people missing?"

Yang Mi, who had taken advantage of it, turned around and saw the live broadcast room that had lost tens of thousands of people in 31 moments, and was a little speechless.

"Hehe, I'm sorry, I have a wife!"

"It's okay, you continue to kiss, my daughter-in-law is right next to me, who will we be longer?"

"Wife wife! Come on, let your husband smell it, someone here is openly showing their affection!"

"I drove a Rolls-Royce when I was seventeen, with two girlfriends sitting next to me, how about you?"

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A group of barrage old hooligans watched Yang Mi stunned, and at this moment a woman's voice came from the earphones:

"Master, continue to kiss for a while, you and your wife show affection for this time, I have gained more than 40,000 popularity..."

"Ok?"

When Yang Mi heard a strange girl speak, her eyes turned into a sharp light and glanced at Liu Han.

Looking at Sister Yu with sharp eyes, Liu Han sighed:

"Milan, say hello to Mistress, or I'm going to overturn the car tonight..."

After hearing this sentence, Milan wisely shouted into the microphone sweetly:

"Hello, mistress, I'm Milan. Happy Christmas Eve!"

In fact, Milan's sentence is just a title. After all, she and Liu Han are both anchors. This master Liu Han is not the kind of preacher who is trained to solve puzzles, just an entertainment master. But Mi Mi, who can't stand the overflowing mother's love, likes it. She is a teacher for a day and a father for the rest of her life. Because of her pregnancy, her emotions are a little out of control. When she hears the name Shi Niang, she immediately forgets her IQ in the back of her mind, and directly regards this girl as a own people.

"Mmmm, darling. Happy Christmas Eve ~ Liu, have you given your apprentice a red envelope?"

Liu Han felt that he was going to suffer when he saw Yang Mi like that. One of the happiest things this man did today was to ask Cai Baozi from a shopping guide in the mall:

"Who is this sister from you?"

The eccentric Cai Luoli jokingly said:

"This is my mother."

Then, Yang Mi, who was so enthusiastic, bought the diamond bracelet that cost more than 200,000 yuan with a big wave.

During pregnancy, all women have an increase in estrogen, more or less, which can lead to emotional out-of-control. This is what the doctor said to Liu Han. And when he heard Yang Mi's words, he immediately understood, and the master started again.

"Packed a 5000..."

"Sister, that money was paid by the master to prostitute the teacher. He cheated 9999.99, gave me 5000, and then threw the pot back to me."

"Hey, who did you learn your snitching skills from?"

Before Liu Han finished speaking, Yang Mi's eyes immediately glanced over again:

"Tricked the teacher for 10,000 yuan? Well, well done. But it's not appropriate for you to keep some, right?"

Hearing Yang Mi's words, Liu Han sighed, took out his mobile phone obediently, and transferred 5000 to Milan. After listening to the beautiful "Thank you, Mistress," in the earphone, he said to Yang Mi helplessly:

"Originally, this 5,000 is for the welfare of our brothers. Today on Christmas Eve, I will get 5,000 for a chicken meal. How will this account be calculated?"

In a good mood, Yang Mi waved her hand:

"Don't be afraid, I'll give you the money, hehe. In addition, I'm adding a bonus for everyone, okay? The winner is sending a star autographed photo, anyone can!"

Her words shocked everyone.

"Fuck, is it true?"

"Didn't my dog ​​say that Miss **** is a little actress? So much energy?"

"Miss, can I want Yang Mi's?"

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Seeing this barrage, Yang Mi almost laughed out loud:

"Yang Mi's? No problem, as long as you win the lottery, I'll give you five cards, right? We know each other very well... eh? The housekeeper, the one who wants Yue Yunpeng is crazy, the taste is too heavy, I can't stand it!"

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This reward suddenly made everyone guess the identity of the breeder's sister. After all, she is boasting about Haikou. Anyone can have a star's autographed photo. How can someone who can master so many connections be a small actor?

But as long as the two of them don't let go, as long as that pair is ranked at the top of the list of the ten most hated things on Panda TV, and the mask of the evil breeder's sister doesn't take off for a day, they really can't do anything about it.